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Reply #45 on: January 26, 2014, 07:17:06 PM
Grrrrrrrr.......
I'm in Fargo, ND.
No One Should Be In Fargo ND.....
It's like WAY WAY Beyond Cold Up Here.
I had HOT (notice the word "Hot") Oatmeal.
Hot the opposite of Cold......OMG!!!!
I Hate this place!!!!!
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Liz
 



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Reply #46 on: January 26, 2014, 11:57:33 PM
Wet to the touch, heat as I swallow, a slow gulp as it trickles down my throat

Whiskey neat



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Reply #47 on: January 27, 2014, 05:23:57 AM
A nipple and a clit.

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Reply #48 on: January 28, 2014, 07:29:17 PM
A nipple and a clit.

What a coincidence -me too.   8)

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Reply #49 on: January 28, 2014, 08:17:23 PM
Once I released it from it's confines, I admired it's 7 inches and the slight bend to the left. I pursed my lips and formed an oval and licked the tip of it to judge the taste. Sliding an inch at a time down my oral cavity, my tongue swirled around and I closed my lips and tightly broke off at least 2 inches of the best banana I've ever had.

To follow this up.
True college story about a banana eating contest.
My room mate and I entered a sexy banana eating contest (first prize was 100 dollars).
the contest was held in the college cafeteria.
We sat across the table from one another "Jackie" had to hold the banana with both hands and could only talk to me (wait just behave ya perverts). I was handcuffed with my hands behind my back and could only use my mouth and tongue.
The banana was not peeled so when the judges said go, I started to lick the banana up and down very slowly, working my way up I let the tip slip into my mouth (at this point Jackie started to moan, i damn near choked). anyway, a couple of very slow deep throats with Jackie's sound effects and we were off and running ( i was actually scared to look at the guys watching me so I closed my eyes). Up and down the banana went in my mouth, Finally I'd had enough so I slowly bit the tip of the banana off and started to peel it down to Jackie's hands. I returned to letting my tongue slide up and down the banana with a couple of little bites out of the tip.

(finally some one tapped me on the shoulder and told me to stop what I was doing, as it was becoming x-rated...we got disqualified on moral grounds).

Love,
Liz



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Reply #50 on: January 28, 2014, 09:27:47 PM
Damn, girl, where did you learn to give head?

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Reply #51 on: January 28, 2014, 09:59:10 PM
Once I released it from it's confines, I admired it's 7 inches and the slight bend to the left. I pursed my lips and formed an oval and licked the tip of it to judge the taste. Sliding an inch at a time down my oral cavity, my tongue swirled around and I closed my lips and tightly broke off at least 2 inches of the best banana I've ever had.

To follow this up.
True college story about a banana eating contest.
My room mate and I entered a sexy banana eating contest (first prize was 100 dollars).
the contest was held in the college cafeteria.
We sat across the table from one another "Jackie" had to hold the banana with both hands and could only talk to me (wait just behave ya perverts). I was handcuffed with my hands behind my back and could only use my mouth and tongue.
The banana was not peeled so when the judges said go, I started to lick the banana up and down very slowly, working my way up I let the tip slip into my mouth (at this point Jackie started to moan, i damn near choked). anyway, a couple of very slow deep throats with Jackie's sound effects and we were off and running ( i was actually scared to look at the guys watching me so I closed my eyes). Up and down the banana went in my mouth, Finally I'd had enough so I slowly bit the tip of the banana off and started to peel it down to Jackie's hands. I returned to letting my tongue slide up and down the banana with a couple of little bites out of the tip.

(finally some one tapped me on the shoulder and told me to stop what I was doing, as it was becoming x-rated...we got disqualified on moral grounds).

Love,
Liz


That's outrageous that you and your friend didn't win.  It probably was the hottesdt thing going in the contest!

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.


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Reply #52 on: January 28, 2014, 10:13:47 PM
Damn, girl, where did you learn to give head?

I dunno...I didn't think I was.
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Reply #53 on: January 28, 2014, 11:03:29 PM
Bananas can get head. Girl you had all those poor guys in a state of terminal excitement! They all wanted you for a girlfriend!

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Reply #54 on: January 29, 2014, 12:01:56 AM
Just the tiniest drop of warm honey.

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Reply #55 on: January 29, 2014, 02:23:18 AM
chocolate waffle ice cream...



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Reply #56 on: January 29, 2014, 02:38:44 PM
More coffee.

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.


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Reply #57 on: January 29, 2014, 04:04:01 PM

Damn, girl, where did you learn to give head?

I dunno...I didn't think I was.
 :D
Love ya....
Liz


Tell the truth, Liz.  Up in the hayloft.  Told you not to grab the feather.... 8)

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Reply #58 on: January 29, 2014, 04:04:36 PM
rhl, you must pee all night long. Hey, at least you make a good designated driver.



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Reply #59 on: February 01, 2014, 01:19:41 PM
In my head, his cock  ;D