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Reply #60 on: February 03, 2014, 04:14:15 AM
I sucked and sucked and pressed the right spot. Finally releasing what I've been longing for....My vape.  :D

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Reply #61 on: February 03, 2014, 03:08:21 PM
More coffee

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Reply #62 on: February 03, 2014, 03:52:53 PM
A hot cup of coco  :D

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Reply #63 on: February 07, 2014, 07:41:51 PM
Once I released it from it's confines, I admired it's 7 inches and the slight bend to the left. I pursed my lips and formed an oval and licked the tip of it to judge the taste. Sliding an inch at a time down my oral cavity, my tongue swirled around and I closed my lips and tightly broke off at least 2 inches of the best banana I've ever had.

To follow this up.
True college story about a banana eating contest.
My room mate and I entered a sexy banana eating contest (first prize was 100 dollars).
the contest was held in the college cafeteria.
We sat across the table from one another "Jackie" had to hold the banana with both hands and could only talk to me (wait just behave ya perverts). I was handcuffed with my hands behind my back and could only use my mouth and tongue.
The banana was not peeled so when the judges said go, I started to lick the banana up and down very slowly, working my way up I let the tip slip into my mouth (at this point Jackie started to moan, i damn near choked). anyway, a couple of very slow deep throats with Jackie's sound effects and we were off and running ( i was actually scared to look at the guys watching me so I closed my eyes). Up and down the banana went in my mouth, Finally I'd had enough so I slowly bit the tip of the banana off and started to peel it down to Jackie's hands. I returned to letting my tongue slide up and down the banana with a couple of little bites out of the tip.

(finally some one tapped me on the shoulder and told me to stop what I was doing, as it was becoming x-rated...we got disqualified on moral grounds).

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Liz


Interesting....I too have been disqualified for moral grounds......But it wasn't a banana I was bobbing up and down on. LOL   

Was my best friend at a spot in the mall parking lot......Hey, he said he was horny.  ;D

The mall cop just made us leave....LOL



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Reply #64 on: February 07, 2014, 09:23:54 PM
coffee, but I wish it was a nice big cock  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #65 on: October 22, 2016, 01:38:48 AM
It's easy, just name the last thing you had to eat.




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The last thing I ate was...

Kale Chips



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Reply #66 on: October 22, 2016, 11:08:51 AM
Kraft mac&cheese. I thought about how KD is SO much better the whole time though. I know its sad that I care enough to be picky about my box cheese noodles but not enough about the fact that Im actually eating cheese powder and noodles from a box instead of real food. :'(



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Reply #67 on: October 22, 2016, 03:45:37 PM
Green grapes...

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Reply #68 on: October 22, 2016, 04:53:45 PM
Mini meatball sub for dinner last night. It was so little, yet so yummy.  ^-^



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Reply #69 on: October 22, 2016, 04:57:03 PM
English muffin

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Reply #70 on: October 22, 2016, 04:59:55 PM

English muffin


Me too, with strawberry jam.





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Reply #71 on: October 23, 2016, 03:22:37 PM
Lemon almond scone



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Reply #72 on: October 23, 2016, 03:32:39 PM
With everyone sleeping, I snuck downstairs to my private stash of girl scout cookies I have hidden in the freezer.     With my coffee I ate a Tag-along cookie.      The supply is dwindling.   I'm rationing.   They have to last until February.   

Eating right now.    A poptart.    Which I have done every day for the last 35 years.


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Reply #73 on: October 23, 2016, 11:37:01 PM
A banana...

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Reply #74 on: October 23, 2016, 11:41:47 PM
A deliciously sinful, chocolate chip brownie, that was still warm, from my favorite bakery.  :evil:



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Reply #75 on: October 24, 2016, 12:51:26 AM
Just finish enjoying Sloppy Joe's.    It's been on my mind all week. ;)


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Reply #76 on: October 24, 2016, 06:44:18 PM
Chocolate covered donut.  :emot_weird: Sinful.



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Reply #77 on: October 25, 2016, 06:15:18 PM
Toast with cinnamon and brown sugar

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Reply #78 on: October 26, 2016, 12:03:38 AM
Cinnamon roll



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Reply #79 on: October 26, 2016, 12:49:01 AM
Halloween chocolate (4 mini bars)

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