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Reply #20 on: January 24, 2014, 12:27:36 AM
Once I released it from it's confines, I admired it's 7 inches and the slight bend to the left. I pursed my lips and formed an oval and licked the tip of it to judge the taste. Sliding an inch at a time down my oral cavity, my tongue swirled around and I closed my lips and tightly broke off at least 2 inches of the best banana I've ever had.

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Reply #21 on: January 24, 2014, 03:24:33 AM
Hell, I wish/ All three to regulate my blood sugar. There's no fun in getting older  :(

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Reply #22 on: January 24, 2014, 03:26:27 AM
Once I released it from it's confines, I admired it's 7 inches and the slight bend to the left. I pursed my lips and formed an oval and licked the tip of it to judge the taste. Sliding an inch at a time down my oral cavity, my tongue swirled around and I closed my lips and tightly broke off at least 2 inches of the best banana I've ever had.

Hands you another banana.  8)

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Reply #23 on: January 24, 2014, 03:23:43 PM
Blood pressure pills and soda to wash it down.



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Reply #24 on: January 24, 2014, 04:03:15 PM
More coffee.  Seems the only thing that keeps me going in this cold weather.

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Reply #25 on: January 24, 2014, 07:22:13 PM
More coffee.  Seems the only thing that keeps me going in this cold weather.

The only thing?

Feels the red liquid on my tongue, slowly going down my throat.....my lunch, a glass of cabernet. 8)

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Reply #26 on: January 25, 2014, 01:02:02 AM
My heart meds, diabetic meds and pain killers all washed down with three cups of coffee - that's all before breakfast.

During the day, I must drink 15 mugs of coffee either by themselves or with meals.

Quite boring I know, but coffee, food and cigarettes are the only thing I've had in my mouth for quite a long time.

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Reply #27 on: January 25, 2014, 01:44:38 AM
Kirr, Kirr, and another Kirr. Way too much fucking Kirr.  :emot_chug:



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Reply #28 on: January 25, 2014, 01:55:29 AM
Kirr, Kirr, and another Kirr. Way too much fucking Kirr.  :emot_chug:

Kirr - beer or something else?

Only asking coz I've never heard of it before now.

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Reply #29 on: January 25, 2014, 02:02:30 AM
It's a typical aperitif here: white wine with cassis.



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Reply #30 on: January 25, 2014, 03:25:41 AM
It's a typical aperitif here: white wine with cassis.

Sounds tempting Bexy.

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Reply #31 on: January 25, 2014, 08:35:03 AM
I"d rather have a greyhound.

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Reply #32 on: January 25, 2014, 04:31:50 PM

Sounds tempting Bexy.

Bexy is always tempting.  8)   OK, Bexy, explain what cassis are/is?

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Reply #33 on: January 25, 2014, 04:32:59 PM

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Reply #34 on: January 25, 2014, 04:48:42 PM

Bexy is always tempting.  8)   OK, Bexy, explain what cassis are/is?

Uh, it's our local name for blackcurrant juice. I think Fanta Cassis exists too.



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Reply #35 on: January 25, 2014, 08:08:56 PM
Thank you.  We have the Fanta brand here in the US.  Used to like their orange soda.

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Reply #36 on: January 26, 2014, 12:32:07 AM
Pistachio Ice Cream.

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Reply #37 on: January 26, 2014, 08:01:37 AM
I"d rather have a greyhound.

Woof?
Grey Goose Vodka and Grapefruit juice.

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Reply #38 on: January 26, 2014, 04:35:11 PM

I"d rather have a greyhound.

Woof?

Grey Goose Vodka and Grapefruit juice.

I knew.  Was just teasing.  8)

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Reply #39 on: January 26, 2014, 06:19:47 PM
Self cooked meal of haricots with snippets of onion, garlic and ginger; baked codfish seasoned with herbs; and white rice.