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« Reply #1425 on: November 07, 2020, 01:45:03 PM »

Homemade roast beef sandwich with swiss cheese on fresh sourdough bread and slathered with mayo and horseradish.

Yum.   My mouth is actually watering.  Roastbeef and horseradish!!  Sourdough is my favorite.   Swiss!     Hold the mayo.

Wait, did you have this for breakfast?

A banana and coffee here.

Breakfast?  3 frozen beef and cheese taquitos with a line of Siracha along the top and a Yuengling beer.  OK, maybe it’s not breakfast, been up since 2AM and got hungry.  About to take a morning nap and later see if my Peruvian wants a little pickle tickle.

Cup of yogurt and coffee with a side of coffee topped with an espresso
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« Reply #1426 on: November 07, 2020, 04:16:47 PM »

Half a bagel washed down with a glass of orange juice.
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« Reply #1427 on: November 08, 2020, 12:52:36 AM »


A Tootsie Pop.    

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

1 *lick*, 2 *lick*, 3 *lick*,  CRRRRRRUNCH

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« Reply #1428 on: November 08, 2020, 01:19:35 AM »

86... yes, many many moons ago, I actually licked a single side of a tootsie pop, and the texture change at lick 86.

Renard's smoked string cheese... surprised?  Didn't think so.
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« Reply #1429 on: November 12, 2020, 06:03:29 PM »

Yogurt with raspberry jammy stuff on the bottom while in my jammies.
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« Reply #1430 on: November 27, 2020, 06:08:58 PM »

My gotta have Black Friday lunch, mostly dark meat turkey sandwich, salt and pepper, lettuce and a ton of mayo.
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« Reply #1431 on: November 27, 2020, 06:51:47 PM »

My gotta have Black Friday lunch, mostly dark meat turkey sandwich, salt and pepper, lettuce and a ton of mayo.


You lost me at "A ton of mayo."
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« Reply #1432 on: November 27, 2020, 07:00:16 PM »

Salt? Never. But a sandwich of leftover turkey sounds good.  Cool
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« Reply #1433 on: November 27, 2020, 07:20:00 PM »

I’m usually light on the salt, exceptions being:
Eggs
Fries
Roast turkey and roast chicken sandwiches

And mayonnaise is my sandwich krytonite.  I put so much on a sandwich it squirts out, but then I use the sandwich to squeegee it back off the plate, and then lick it off my fingers.

I took my blood pressure and cholesterol lowering meds today.
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