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Reply #4880 on: November 30, 2023, 11:02:51 PM
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Reply #4881 on: December 02, 2023, 07:50:25 PM
Today, I went to see a physic. I knocked on her door. “Who is it she yelled?” I left.

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Reply #4882 on: December 03, 2023, 12:15:06 PM
Today, I went to see a physic. I knocked on her door. “Who is it she yelled?” I left.

But what would the psychic have said?

Sorry - couldn't quell my inner pedant - will boo myself  :emot_bottomspank:

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Reply #4883 on: December 03, 2023, 06:37:47 PM
Not really a joke, but it was extremely funny. Allan and I went to get some drinks after our pomp in the gaming chair, and while we were at the counter, he turned around and looked at the man behind us. He was quite large, wearing a sweatshirt, shorts and the WHITEST shoes I'd have seen, but on his heat he had a KC beanie. He was also a black man, the only reason that I feel is important is because of what happened next.

Allan looked at him and said, "you're wearing that hat for Taylor Swift aren't ya'!"

He obviously didn't listen to TayTay. We all busted out laughing including the two clerks behind the counter.  I then started singing the "shake it off" lyrics.

Allan then said, "join her, come on, we know you know the words."

You had to be there!



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Reply #4884 on: December 03, 2023, 07:35:18 PM
How is a British tennis tournament similar to a star of "Friends"?
One is Cockney Courts and the other is Courtney Cox.

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Reply #4885 on: December 07, 2023, 11:59:07 PM
What do you call a broke Santa?
St. Nickle-less

What is the best Christmas gift?
A broken drum. You just can’t beat it.

Did you know that Santa’s helpers actually get depressed?
Low Elf-esteem.

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Reply #4886 on: December 08, 2023, 12:43:18 AM
what is the difference between a Snowman and Snowwoman? Snow Balls

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