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Reply #1220 on: October 15, 2019, 01:48:21 AM
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That one's for Toe since he mentioned 'felcher'.

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Reply #1221 on: October 15, 2019, 03:22:54 AM

That one's for Toe since he mentioned 'felcher'.





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Reply #1222 on: October 19, 2019, 06:32:33 PM



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Reply #1223 on: October 28, 2019, 02:07:20 PM

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #1224 on: November 03, 2019, 02:47:51 PM
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Reply #1225 on: November 04, 2019, 06:22:50 AM
Already done them all, except the sundial.  I recently had a dead battery on the car, and a flipped breaker on the oven, so I had to reacquaint myself with how to set the clocks.  Came in handy today.  No problems.



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Reply #1227 on: November 08, 2019, 05:41:03 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1228 on: November 09, 2019, 12:25:08 AM
No windpassing?  How do they enforce that, it's open air.  "He who hatch smelt it, surely has dealt it"?



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Reply #1229 on: November 09, 2019, 01:08:55 PM

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Reply #1230 on: November 09, 2019, 06:10:42 PM



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Reply #1231 on: November 13, 2019, 10:43:54 PM


The difference between firsthand and first hand.  A Mentoring Day that will not soon be forgotten! 
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Reply #1232 on: November 13, 2019, 10:46:36 PM
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Reply #1233 on: November 15, 2019, 12:00:53 PM

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #1234 on: November 20, 2019, 06:23:56 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1235 on: November 20, 2019, 09:35:28 PM


Funny, Obi.   I had a gf that took said she took forever, she would be like, Yep That's me.

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Reply #1236 on: November 20, 2019, 11:03:23 PM


Funny, Obi.   I had a gf that took said she took forever, she would be like, Yep That's me.


One.  I had one.  My damn jaw hurt and my tongue was raw by the time she’d climax.  Really took the fun out.



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Reply #1237 on: November 21, 2019, 03:57:14 PM


Funny, Obi.   I had a gf that took said she took forever, she would be like, Yep That's me.


One.  I had one.  My damn jaw hurt and my tongue was raw by the time she’d climax.  Really took the fun out.


My Peruvian flops around so much as she gets close, and even digs her butt down into the bed making things rather inaccessible, I can’t usually take her over the edge with oral.  When it gets to that point, I just move up and ‘pin’ her to the bed so to speak to reduce the flopping around.  That works, at least based on her hollering.



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Reply #1238 on: November 21, 2019, 04:51:48 PM

Funny, Obi.   I had a gf that took said she took forever, she would be like, Yep That's me.


One.  I had one.  My damn jaw hurt and my tongue was raw by the time she’d climax.  Really took the fun out.


My Peruvian flops around so much as she gets close, and even digs her butt down into the bed making things rather inaccessible, I can’t usually take her over the edge with oral.  When it gets to that point, I just move up and ‘pin’ her to the bed so to speak to reduce the flopping around.  That works, at least based on her hollering.


You've probably tried this, but if not, try this:

Spread your fingers, gently slide them under her butt, and lift her to your mouth. Gently massage or fondle her butt as you please her with your tongue. Fight her downward pressure. She will thank you very gratefully.






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Reply #1239 on: November 21, 2019, 05:15:34 PM


Spread your fingers, gently slide them under her butt, and lift her to your mouth. Gently massage or fondle her butt as you please her with your tongue. Fight her downward pressure. She will thank you very gratefully.



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