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Reply #1455 on: May 04, 2020, 02:39:44 AM

"I'm a hazard to my health, don't let me get me"


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Reply #1456 on: May 04, 2020, 04:17:29 PM

https://i.imgur.com/Kz5veeE.mp4


holy chit, laughed so hard I dropped my phone


Pretty much what I figured you’d do.  I also pictured snorting and choking sounds with the laughter.  ;D



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Reply #1457 on: May 04, 2020, 05:14:01 PM
Moderator removed a photoshopped picture of 16-year-old gymnastics phenom Shawn Johnson, at the 2008 Beijing Olympics.


Oops, sorry about that.  Genuinely didn't know who it was.


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1458 on: May 04, 2020, 05:39:21 PM

https://i.imgur.com/Kz5veeE.mp4


holy chit, laughed so hard I dropped my phone


Pretty much what I figured you’d do.  I also pictured snorting and choking sounds with the laughter.  ;D

None of that but after I picked up my phone I giggled more and flailed my arm around  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1459 on: May 06, 2020, 02:25:02 PM


This also reminds me of a true story I heard years ago.

A guy came home from deer hunting and had bagged a nice deer. Before getting home, he spray painted the deer's nose red.  Told the kids he's shot Rudolph! Bad Dad! :facepalm:

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Reply #1460 on: May 08, 2020, 03:23:29 PM

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Reply #1461 on: May 08, 2020, 03:46:42 PM
Poor dude.  LOL.




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Reply #1462 on: May 08, 2020, 04:57:42 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1463 on: May 08, 2020, 05:22:48 PM
Had an older friend many years ago. She was from Maine and still had a strong "down east" accent.

When a Jehovah's Witness couple knocked on her door, one blurted out, "Have you found Jesus?"

Without pause she replied, "My Gawd, I didn't know he was missing!"

Yeah, they left too.
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Reply #1465 on: May 10, 2020, 02:41:57 PM

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Reply #1467 on: May 13, 2020, 06:41:51 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1468 on: May 18, 2020, 03:17:26 AM
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Jake's over and watching airplane on prime.  Saw this and thought of all of you  :emot_kiss:
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Reply #1469 on: May 18, 2020, 01:43:46 PM
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Jake's over and watching airplane on prime.  Saw this and thought of all of you  :emot_kiss:

The link isn't for an image. You need to use 'Insert Hyperlink' button (just to the right of the 'Image' button. It will look like this:

Code: [Select]
[url][/url]
Change the opening tag to add an = sign, then the actual url. Like this:
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[url=https://www.fool.com/taxes/2020/05/16/a-new-covid-19-relief-bill-offers-up-to-6000-per-h.aspx]
Between the opening tag and closing tag put the words we can click on so the whole link looks like this:
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[url=https://www.fool.com/taxes/2020/05/16/a-new-covid-19-relief-bill-offers-up-to-6000-per-h.aspx]CLICK HERE[/url]
What you should end up with is a link to the webpage that looks like this:

CLICK HERE