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Reply #1545 on: September 04, 2020, 06:22:35 PM
Guess I need to Google British slang to understand this one, Obi. :emot_weird:

Or watch "Charlie And The Chocolate Factory"  ;D


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Reply #1546 on: September 04, 2020, 11:57:47 PM
Guess I need to Google British slang to understand this one, Obi. :emot_weird:

Or watch "Charlie And The Chocolate Factory"  ;D



I've got a snozzberry you can lick love  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1547 on: September 05, 2020, 12:57:08 AM
[I've got a snozzberry you can lick love  :emot_kiss:

 :aol_cunnilingus:

Bet you say that to all the guys.... ;D ;D

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Reply #1548 on: September 05, 2020, 01:14:45 AM
Bet you say that to all the guys.... ;D ;D

Only those who've seen my mole  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1549 on: September 05, 2020, 03:01:15 AM
Guess I need to Google British slang to understand this one, Obi. :emot_weird:




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Reply #1550 on: September 06, 2020, 12:30:56 PM

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Reply #1551 on: September 06, 2020, 09:25:20 PM



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Reply #1552 on: September 06, 2020, 09:29:15 PM
But can I claim it on my taxes??  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1553 on: September 06, 2020, 09:46:25 PM



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Reply #1554 on: September 09, 2020, 05:25:19 PM

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Reply #1555 on: September 09, 2020, 06:12:23 PM

My wife’s life hack... turn the fucking water on “hot” if you want Toe to exit the shower...  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #1556 on: September 09, 2020, 06:17:03 PM
How could you not like hot water.  I need it 1° below scolding for it to be comfortable

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Reply #1557 on: September 10, 2020, 07:40:07 PM




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Reply #1558 on: September 12, 2020, 05:00:46 AM

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Reply #1559 on: September 13, 2020, 10:48:36 AM

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