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Reply #1635 on: November 23, 2020, 03:42:36 PM

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


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Reply #1636 on: November 23, 2020, 06:20:08 PM
One of my "selfies" a couple years after getting on the internet.

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Reply #1637 on: November 23, 2020, 07:00:32 PM
There's many comments running through my head now Jules. Most will get me BOOed. :facepalm:

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Reply #1638 on: November 23, 2020, 07:01:58 PM

I LOVE Squirters...YUM!


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Reply #1639 on: November 23, 2020, 07:06:29 PM

I was online looking for unique gifts for Christmas and came across this.    
Face trainer.  riiighttttt



Face Trainer

This little thing was invented to train your facial muscles. That’s actually quite interesting, isn’t it? While we’re accustomed to our huge gym trainers who can’t even turn around because of their muscles, this little device can train our face muscles just as efficiently.
It’s a great invention if you’re the type of person who uses your face muscles a lot. It can be great for actors, singers, and other types of people who stretch their faces every day.



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Training faces for acting?  You mean like this kind of acting?





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Reply #1640 on: November 23, 2020, 07:18:02 PM


Once stuck on a bridge in traffic trying to get to a Grateful Dead concert in Philly, I had to pee real bad from drinking beer in traffic.  I had a friend move my truck in traffic while I ran ahead to where there were woods to pee in.  Not even a few seconds after I whipped it out and let it flow, two very cute young girls appeared on either side of me, lifted their dresses, shoved their panties down, squatted, and we all three were peeing.  They both looked up at my face peering past my cock in my hand said ‘Hi!’  We proceeded to have a conversation while peeing.  It wasn’t particularly sexual with the exception there were plenty of woods to pee in, and those two girls chose to get on each side of me to get a good look and give me two good looks.

I'm not sure what makes me more jealous, Jed.  You having two cute girls either side of your cock or the fact you had tickets for a Grateful Dead concert.  ;D


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1641 on: November 23, 2020, 07:25:30 PM
I saw the Grateful Dead 90 times.  If I add Jerry Garcia Band shows, it’s 96.



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Reply #1642 on: November 24, 2020, 03:35:38 PM
Tis the season! Jules after a day of baking?  8)


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Reply #1643 on: November 24, 2020, 06:36:41 PM

A Penisaurus


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Reply #1644 on: November 24, 2020, 07:09:55 PM

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Wonder how small the brain is on that one :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1645 on: November 27, 2020, 03:57:42 PM

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Reply #1646 on: November 27, 2020, 04:37:49 PM

Well trained and been made compliant....by our two cats.


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Reply #1647 on: November 27, 2020, 05:45:14 PM
That's a very abrasive idea! :roll:

I shudder to think what's lurking at the bottom of that hole.

As I am wont to do any time free sex is offered.

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Reply #1648 on: November 27, 2020, 05:54:36 PM
Might get crabs.



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Reply #1649 on: November 27, 2020, 06:53:30 PM

Is this what is meant when told to "Go pound sand."

“There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is.”