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Reply #1650 on: November 27, 2020, 09:51:42 PM
Make sure you do it with out rhythm so you won't attract a worm. (Obscure Dune and /or Christopher Walken reference"



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Reply #1651 on: December 01, 2020, 03:29:54 PM

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Reply #1652 on: December 02, 2020, 05:02:34 PM









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Reply #1653 on: December 02, 2020, 06:46:48 PM

"I'm a hazard to my health, don't let me get me"


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Reply #1654 on: December 03, 2020, 03:50:14 PM
msslave training one of his cats?  ;D ;D


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Reply #1655 on: December 03, 2020, 04:12:23 PM

Or...........

His cat training him.

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One is as though nothing is a miracle.
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Reply #1656 on: December 03, 2020, 04:24:00 PM
Either way, that cat has a mean left  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1657 on: December 03, 2020, 04:33:49 PM
There is NO hitting kitties in our house! >:(

There is on going training on a daily basis. I'm trained to hand out cat treats on demand, put fresh water in water dish several times a day, take cats outside in good weather when they go to the door and yowl, plus cater to any other needs they feel necessary, like sharing half my chair.

So again...no...no hitting in our house.

Well trained and been made compliant....by our two cats.


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Reply #1658 on: December 03, 2020, 07:01:45 PM
So, in reality, the cats run the house? I am sure they give you the "Like, I care" look all the time. Just make sure you feed them when they want or they may just practice their left-rights on you. ;D ;D

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Reply #1659 on: December 03, 2020, 10:10:06 PM



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Reply #1660 on: December 04, 2020, 05:05:13 PM


This reminded me of a story that always came up around deer hunting season. There was a guy who came home with his deer and prior to getting to the house he stopped and painted the deer's nose red.  Told the kids he'd killed Rudolph!
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Reply #1661 on: December 05, 2020, 04:19:36 PM
OSHA would have a field day...


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Reply #1662 on: December 05, 2020, 08:38:14 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1663 on: December 05, 2020, 11:14:47 PM
Good God Obi!  Somehow I find that more scary than funny.

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Reply #1664 on: December 06, 2020, 05:06:32 AM
Yes, I was laughing about it earlier.  Scary, huh?

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One is as though nothing is a miracle.
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