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Reply #1740 on: January 13, 2021, 04:36:34 AM
hahaha Perfect.  That's what I'll tell my daughter when she gets older.
But I smoked a LOT in my day.  Not even one tattoo.
But it does make me very frisky.


Frisky you say?  Hands our frisky Sheriff a couple of joints.   8)

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Reply #1741 on: January 13, 2021, 05:47:43 PM

"I'm a hazard to my health, don't let me get me"


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Reply #1742 on: January 13, 2021, 08:47:23 PM

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Reply #1743 on: January 14, 2021, 02:23:43 PM

"I'm a hazard to my health, don't let me get me"


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Reply #1744 on: January 14, 2021, 02:49:27 PM
Yep... I'll WOO that

Well trained and been made compliant....by our two cats.


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Reply #1745 on: January 14, 2021, 08:49:41 PM
Someone say a little ass?  8)


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Reply #1746 on: January 20, 2021, 06:59:34 PM

"I'm a hazard to my health, don't let me get me"


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Reply #1747 on: January 20, 2021, 07:07:07 PM


I get looks like that all the time.... ;D ;D

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Reply #1748 on: January 20, 2021, 07:08:24 PM

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Reply #1749 on: January 21, 2021, 12:06:37 PM

Well trained and been made compliant....by our two cats.


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Reply #1750 on: January 21, 2021, 02:08:19 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1751 on: January 23, 2021, 06:37:54 PM



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Reply #1752 on: January 23, 2021, 07:36:06 PM




Relax... it only burns for a little while.  And think about how clean your ass will be!







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Reply #1753 on: January 23, 2021, 07:58:10 PM

Relax... it only burns for a little while.

If I had a dollar...  :facepalm:

I think I visibly shuddered when I thought of that happening.  Then there is the possibility of it getting elsewhere... should be in the nope, nope, nope thread

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Reply #1754 on: January 24, 2021, 02:05:30 PM

Relax... it only burns for a little while.

If I had a dollar...  :facepalm:

I think I visibly shuddered when I thought of that happening.  Then there is the possibility of it getting elsewhere... should be in the nope, nope, nope thread


One thing that has occurred to me is that alcohol smell after you use sanitizer.  I use sanitizer after returning to my truck from a store, and I keep thinking about getting pulled over right after and reeking of alcohol.  I’m sure I could explain it by showing the sanitizer, but still.