Relax... it only burns for a little while.
If I had a dollar... 
I think I visibly shuddered when I thought of that happening. Then there is the possibility of it getting elsewhere... should be in the nope, nope, nope thread
One thing that has occurred to me is that alcohol smell after you use sanitizer. I use sanitizer after returning to my truck from a store, and I keep thinking about getting pulled over right after and reeking of alcohol. I’m sure I could explain it by showing the sanitizer, but still.