The Funny Pics thread

[ObiDongKenobi]

Seen in a church

[Pornhubby]

Seen in a church

r/baddesign has entered the room.

[purpleshoes]

[ObiDongKenobi]

 

And a woo 

[MintJulie]

I got BOOKS. 

The rest....  I'm a dirty minded freak. 

[Pornhubby]

What is the second one?

_ _ NDOM?

Is condom a dirty word?

[Shiela_M]

What is the second one?

_ _ NDOM?

Is condom a dirty word?

I thought fendom, but its femdom so I'm not sure. I think the autocorrect got the best of the answer key, because I believe I got them all right.

[MintJulie]

What is the second one?

_ _ NDOM?

Is condom a dirty word?

I thought fendom, but its femdom so I'm not sure. I think the autocorrect got the best of the answer key, because I believe I got them all right.

I thought it was Fendom too. But you're right, it's FEMdom. 

Condom it is. 

[ObiDongKenobi]

[Pornhubby]

[Pornhubby]

[msslave]

I have no response to this...nun.

Sorry

[MintJulie]

I have no response to this...nun.

Sorry

No apology. In fact, a woo because I laughed out loud. 
#1188.
(Or two pair! Aces and eights.   For some reason, my dad used to say that all the time.  I think the last four digits oh his  work # ended in that.)

[msslave]

Ah... the.old..aces and eights hand. Wild Bill's last poker hand. (Phew - phew )

[Hilda]

I have no response to this...nun.

Wimple! Wimple Winch!

[Pornhubby]

Ah... the.old..aces and eights hand. Wild Bill's last poker hand. (Phew - phew )

It has been known as the “Dead Man’s Hand” ever since. Considered *very* unlucky.



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_man%27s_hand

TIL for MJ…

[purpleshoes]

From Wikipedia:

Hickok's hand

What is currently considered the dead man's hand card combination received its notoriety from a legend that it was the five-card stud or five-card draw hand, held by James Butler Hickok (better known as "Wild Bill" Hickok) when he was shot in the back of the head by Jack McCall on August 2, 1876, in Nuttal & Mann's Saloon, Deadwood, Dakota Territory. Hickok's final hand purportedly included the aces and eights of both black suits.[6]

According to a book by Western historian Carl W. Breihan, the cards were retrieved from the floor by a man named Neil Christy, who then passed them on to his son. The son, in turn, told Mr. Breihan of the composition of the hand. "Here is an exact identity of these cards as told to me by Christy's son: the ace of diamonds with a heel mark on it; the ace of clubs; the two black eights, clubs and spades, and the queen of hearts with a small drop of Hickok's blood on it",[7] though nothing of the sort was reported at the time immediately following the shooting.

Hickok biographer Joseph Rosa wrote about the make-up of the hand: "The accepted version is that the cards were the ace of spades, the ace of clubs, two black eights, and the queen of clubs as the 'kicker'."[8] Rosa, however, said that no contemporaneous source can be found for this exact hand.[9] The solidification in gamers' parlance of the dead man's hand as two pairs, black aces and eights, did not come about until after the 1926 publication of Wilstach's book—50 years after Hickok's death.[6][1]



I've always thought any two aces and eights were called a Dead Man's Hand (at least in poker games I've played in), so it was interesting that at least one source says an ace of diamonds was one of the cards. This is the first I've heard of the queen of hearts or clubs, but I've read elsewhere that the fifth card was a five of diamonds. Of course it's all speculation at this point. There's no definitive proof of any of it.

[Pornhubby]

My understanding has always been that any hand containing two black aces and two black eights is considered “the dead man’s hand.” If you Google it and click photos, you’ll see any one of a number of combinations for the fifth card. Typically a jack, a queen, or a joker.

[Shiela_M]

“the dead man’s hand.”

With Halloween coming up, it could also be another name for when a guy makes his hand go numb before masturbating.

[Pornhubby]

“the dead man’s hand.”

With Halloween coming up, it could also be another name for when a guy makes his hand go numb before masturbating.

That was in the movie Gone in 60 Seconds (2000). I don’t think they invented it, they just immortalized it.

Toby: “Yo, so check out my new move. I call it ‘the Stranger.’ What I do is, I sit on my hand for, like, 15, 20 minutes, until it goes numb. No feeling at all. And then I rub one out.”