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Offline Elizabeth

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Reply #30 on: March 05, 2014, 06:37:42 PM


First Off....."HELL NO".!!!
Secondly...."How the hell do you flush it?"

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Reply #31 on: March 05, 2014, 07:15:50 PM
Liz, since Lippy's from "across the pond" it could be a bidet.  Or, combined bidet/toilet.  For flushing, there is one handle showing.
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Reply #32 on: March 05, 2014, 07:20:32 PM
Liz, since Lippy's from "across the pond" it could be a bidet.  Or, combined bidet/toilet.  For flushing, there is one handle showing.
 :emot_rotf: 

NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!
Not grabbing that.!!!!!!!!!!
LOL.....OMG!!!!
Where the hell is Janus when you need him!!!!!
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Reply #33 on: March 05, 2014, 07:38:36 PM
Liz, since Lippy's from "across the pond" it could be a bidet.  Or, combined bidet/toilet.  For flushing, there is one handle showing.
 :emot_rotf: 

NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!
Not grabbing that.!!!!!!!!!!
LOL.....OMG!!!!
Where the hell is Janus when you need him!!!!!
Love,
Liz
 :emot_laughing:

You want to grab janus instead?  He will be over the moon!   :emot_laughing:



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Reply #34 on: March 05, 2014, 07:54:50 PM
Liz, since Lippy's from "across the pond" it could be a bidet.  Or, combined bidet/toilet.  For flushing, there is one handle showing.
 :emot_rotf: 

NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!
Not grabbing that.!!!!!!!!!!
LOL.....OMG!!!!
Where the hell is Janus when you need him!!!!!
Love,
Liz
 :emot_laughing:

You want to grab janus instead?  He will be over the moon!   :emot_laughing:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO......Janus can grab that!!!!
EEWWWWWWW.....
 :emot_laughing:
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Reply #35 on: March 05, 2014, 09:23:12 PM
Nice ones Toe.  My wife maintains that unless you can pee, poop and fart with your mate in the room, your relationship is not complete. YMMV

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Reply #36 on: March 05, 2014, 09:35:13 PM
Nothing like sitting in the college cafeteria with all your friends and hundreds of people around you that for the most part you don't know.......and you let one rip.
Everyone looks right at you, and you proceed to die right there.
(Been there, done that).......did not impress anyone at all.
 :D
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Reply #37 on: March 05, 2014, 11:06:11 PM
I often suffer from those 'silent but deadly' farts. You know the type, they creep across the floor well away from you and then rise up, engulfing all in the nasty stench contained therein.

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Reply #38 on: March 05, 2014, 11:26:55 PM



Talk Taboo To Me! =)


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Reply #39 on: March 06, 2014, 04:36:37 PM
I'm going to have a hard time putting another Cheeto in my mouth again.

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Reply #40 on: March 06, 2014, 04:41:48 PM

Flaming Hot Cheeto looks like man masturbating.



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Reply #41 on: March 06, 2014, 10:55:46 PM
My cat would bite me and say, "I've seen where you put that tongue sometimes!"

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Reply #42 on: March 07, 2014, 06:15:13 AM

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.


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Reply #43 on: March 07, 2014, 07:33:27 AM
I am pretty much sure, this is exactly how it happens:


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Reply #44 on: March 07, 2014, 03:27:45 PM
When the sign says "Total Nudity Not Allowed"


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