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Offline Hoss

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Reply #160 on: May 15, 2014, 05:50:26 AM
May have been around before...but, if not...enjoy...!!

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Australian Kissing.....just like the French - but done "Down Under"...

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Reply #161 on: May 15, 2014, 02:20:48 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 09, 2014, 07:39:56 PM
Wait???
Is that real??
they actually make that??
Damn....Where??
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Love,
Liz

Right here Liz! http://www.amazon.com/Shower-Free-Suction-Shaving-Mirror/dp/B004BB0VA8



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Reply #162 on: May 16, 2014, 06:39:27 AM

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #163 on: May 17, 2014, 09:11:09 AM
Finally found one that describes Liz.....


Something about something by someone important.

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Reply #164 on: May 17, 2014, 02:36:02 PM
Durango is pretty liberal, known for its extreme sports and spandex, but hmmm

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Reply #165 on: May 18, 2014, 05:42:41 AM

Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.

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Reply #166 on: May 25, 2014, 10:08:02 PM

Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)

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Reply #167 on: May 28, 2014, 05:58:19 PM

Keep company only with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best.
- Epictetus

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Reply #168 on: May 29, 2014, 07:12:28 AM

Something about something by someone important.

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Reply #169 on: May 29, 2014, 02:08:05 PM


"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #170 on: May 29, 2014, 08:14:22 PM
So MissB, are you the fork? I can't figure out if I'm a fork. Though right about now I'd love for my gf to fork me.

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Reply #171 on: May 30, 2014, 04:47:27 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 29, 2014, 08:14:22 PM

So MissB, are you the fork? I can't figure out if I'm a fork. Though right about now I'd love for my gf to fork me.



I'm the spoon. And you can see how, as always, we're left out of the picture.

P.S. Go fork yourself.




"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #172 on: May 30, 2014, 04:58:04 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on May 30, 2014, 04:47:27 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 29, 2014, 08:14:22 PM

So MissB, are you the fork? I can't figure out if I'm a fork. Though right about now I'd love for my gf to fork me.



I'm the spoon. And you can see how, as always, we're left out of the picture.

P.S. Go fork yourself.



i did last night.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #173 on: May 30, 2014, 04:59:49 PM
I think the spoon is Bi.  It can be with a fork, another spoon, or both at the same time.

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.

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Reply #174 on: May 30, 2014, 04:59:58 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 30, 2014, 04:58:04 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on May 30, 2014, 04:47:27 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 29, 2014, 08:14:22 PM

So MissB, are you the fork? I can't figure out if I'm a fork. Though right about now I'd love for my gf to fork me.


I'm the spoon. And you can see how, as always, we're left out of the picture.

P.S. Go fork yourself.


i did last night.


I sooooo wish I could have been there...





"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #175 on: May 31, 2014, 01:21:36 AM

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #176 on: June 01, 2014, 04:09:29 PM

Keep company only with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best.
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Reply #177 on: June 01, 2014, 06:08:19 PM
Quote from: licksnkissez on June 01, 2014, 04:09:29 PM

Thanks a lot Licks.  Guess that's meant for me...sure fits anyway. :'(

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Reply #178 on: June 01, 2014, 06:50:05 PM
Quote from: msslave on June 01, 2014, 06:08:19 PM
Quote from: licksnkissez on June 01, 2014, 04:09:29 PM

Thanks a lot Licks.  Guess that's meant for me...sure fits anyway. :'(

Unfortunately it seems that most men over 40 have that problem.  :emot_omfg:

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Reply #179 on: June 02, 2014, 02:39:02 AM
Quote from: licksnkissez on June 01, 2014, 06:50:05 PM

Unfortunately it seems that most men over 40 have that problem.  :emot_omfg:

Over 40 my ass.... Mine still watches me shave....Why don't you come over and I'll prove it to you.  :emot_kiss:


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