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Offline Dgan

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Reply #520 on: March 02, 2015, 07:26:29 PM
Quote from: redhatlover on March 02, 2015, 04:39:21 PM
WTH does masturbation have to do with drugs???

Red, they were on the drugs when they made that Meme

The trouble with reality is the lack of background music!

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Reply #521 on: March 05, 2015, 07:56:33 PM

Something about something by someone important.

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Reply #522 on: March 06, 2015, 12:59:51 AM

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #523 on: March 06, 2015, 07:05:02 PM
Quote from: toeinh2o on March 06, 2015, 06:28:02 PM


Never happened.  The second letter on the third line is an "I", so that would be displayed also.

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.

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Reply #524 on: March 07, 2015, 12:54:43 AM


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Reply #525 on: March 16, 2015, 01:21:35 AM
Hell and damnation... this has to be something to do with phtlc...

« Last Edit: March 16, 2015, 01:23:29 AM by vinney »

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #526 on: March 20, 2015, 03:39:38 AM
Quote from: coacheric on March 19, 2015, 09:37:09 PM


This is the defensive technique known as "the opossum". Freeze up and do nothing.


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Reply #527 on: March 20, 2015, 08:33:28 PM


   Why?
All I could think of is Ricky & Lucy couldn't share a bed on TV:


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Reply #528 on: March 20, 2015, 08:50:03 PM
Quote from: toeinh2o on March 20, 2015, 08:46:03 PM
Her side is filled with rose water.  His side is filled with Aqua-Velva and ejaculate.

 :emot_laughing:



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Reply #529 on: March 21, 2015, 12:04:25 AM
Quote from: toeinh2o on March 20, 2015, 08:46:03 PM
Her side is filled with rose water.  His side is filled with Aqua-Velva and ejaculate.

EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #530 on: March 21, 2015, 12:09:17 AM
Katiebee, you're stealing Liz's bit.

#BlackLivesMatter
Arrest The Cops Who Killed Breonna Taylor

#BanTheNaziFromKB

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Reply #531 on: March 21, 2015, 12:26:09 AM
 :D
No she isn't.
We work as a team.....

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Reply #532 on: March 22, 2015, 04:03:19 PM

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

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Reply #533 on: March 30, 2015, 05:59:21 PM
Quote from: toeinh2o on March 30, 2015, 05:35:32 PM
Motorcycle won't start...can't figure out why.

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Reply #534 on: March 30, 2015, 06:22:42 PM
Quote from: toeinh2o on March 30, 2015, 05:35:32 PM


Oh how I wish I could say I've never done this  :emot_laughing: thankfully it never fucked things up and just helped me learn from my insecurities.


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Reply #535 on: March 30, 2015, 08:29:53 PM


#2, #6 & #9!  Ha!!!  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #536 on: March 30, 2015, 08:46:45 PM

"But captain, to obey - just like that - for obedience's sake... without questioning... That's something only people like you do."

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Reply #537 on: March 30, 2015, 09:31:02 PM
Brody, you and I have the same twisted sense of humor.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #538 on: March 30, 2015, 09:35:59 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on March 30, 2015, 09:31:02 PM
Brody, you and I have the same twisted sense of humor.

I'll take that as a complement!  ;D


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Reply #539 on: March 30, 2015, 11:48:49 PM



Any one who has ever read a comic book knows this is not a good idea.


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