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Reply #780 on: May 18, 2016, 02:24:09 PM
Quote from: Indian Babe on May 18, 2016, 02:10:11 PM
Quote from: Gravity on May 18, 2016, 01:43:34 PM
What you should be looking for on the Imgur page for your image is the link shown for 'BBCode Forums'.
Thanks again G. Sorry for being a pain, especially as a How To .. guide has been posted.
(and yes I uploaded on Imgur myself)

Don't feel bad.  It took me a while to get it.  Being a Luddite doesn't help, either. :D

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.

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Reply #781 on: May 22, 2016, 05:06:19 PM
I found a giant spider in the toilet this morning.





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Reply #782 on: May 23, 2016, 01:48:33 AM
Quote from: Emanresu on May 22, 2016, 05:06:19 PM
I found a giant spider in the toilet this morning.

           

hahaha.   You're a kook, Cap'n.   

Congratulations on 200, I have enjoyed your input to KB since your arrival. 

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Reply #783 on: May 29, 2016, 01:46:56 AM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #784 on: May 29, 2016, 05:31:57 PM

Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)

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Reply #785 on: June 02, 2016, 01:53:56 AM
Here's to hoping it's a temporary tattoo. As she gets older that scale isn't going to pass calibration.


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Reply #786 on: June 02, 2016, 09:14:55 PM

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #787 on: June 02, 2016, 09:44:14 PM
Quote from: vinney on June 02, 2016, 09:14:55 PM


Sometimes it pays to watch where you stand, but on the other hand, maybe not.
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Reply #788 on: June 05, 2016, 12:15:58 AM
Woah! Are those Adidas? I might pick up a pair. Interesting placement of the logo.


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Reply #789 on: June 05, 2016, 12:19:40 AM


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Reply #790 on: June 06, 2016, 12:40:44 AM
Oh snap!! Perhaps the Canadians?  They like back bacon.


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Reply #791 on: June 06, 2016, 12:42:15 AM
Eskimo's Eat Whale Blubber........However, I don't think they would harpoon this.
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Reply #792 on: June 06, 2016, 05:48:40 AM
OK first off before anyone goes off on me for being fat-phobic I have met several over weight women I would go out with and fuck in a heartbeat because they wear it well. That said, this chick ain't one of them! 

So now here's the joke:
How do you make love to a fat woman?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot!


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Reply #793 on: June 09, 2016, 01:53:38 AM
Oh man.... that's wrong on so many levels yet so right.


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Reply #794 on: June 09, 2016, 04:34:13 AM
Redneck tractor pull

The woman on the right in the white shirt is clearly not impressed.

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Reply #795 on: June 12, 2016, 04:31:21 PM
You suppose she is a girl scout?


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Reply #796 on: June 12, 2016, 05:21:35 PM
Quote from: Gravity on June 12, 2016, 03:45:43 PM
A dress made out of condoms…




And....??
I don't know about what any other KBer  would/will say...."but" I'm not going to wear it anywhere.

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Reply #797 on: June 13, 2016, 03:26:33 PM
I want that model phone! What is it called, Voyeur Special?  ;D


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Reply #798 on: June 13, 2016, 04:04:56 PM
I want one of them!

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.

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Reply #799 on: June 13, 2016, 06:40:24 PM
Looks like the orders are rolling in Mr G... add me to the list...please...

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