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Reply #1100 on: December 10, 2018, 04:45:27 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #1101 on: December 30, 2018, 06:53:25 PM

Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)

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Reply #1102 on: December 30, 2018, 07:12:30 PM

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #1103 on: January 03, 2019, 05:04:03 PM
A few months ago, an co-worker used the phrase, "I just blew up the bathroom."

I gave him a not so nice look.  Knowing it bugs me, every once in a while he'll poke his head in my office and say, "Hey, it wasn't me, but someone blew up the bathroom."  He usually ducks his head out of the way when I throw my stapler at him.

The goof just sent me this...




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Reply #1104 on: January 03, 2019, 08:40:18 PM

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Reply #1105 on: January 03, 2019, 10:28:13 PM


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Reply #1106 on: January 05, 2019, 07:37:48 PM
Do they go well with vegemite sandwiches?  8)


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Reply #1107 on: January 05, 2019, 08:19:01 PM
Hey Rick...!!!!
Be very thankful that your and Eagle and not a Kangaroo...!!!
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Reply #1108 on: January 05, 2019, 09:41:33 PM
Where we went in Mexico, there was a store that sold baskets made from bull testicles. Bought a few as gag gifts for friends.

Yeah ..wife compared them to me. What could I say :facepalm:



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Reply #1109 on: January 06, 2019, 04:06:23 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on January 05, 2019, 08:19:01 PM
Hey Rick...!!!!
Be very thankful that your and Eagle and not a Kangaroo...!!!
 :emot_laughing:   :facepalm:   

Love Ya......
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An eagle's testicles are inside their body. As usual, I have to be different. Glad you care about my testicles but that last time up in the hayloft you were pretty rough on them... ;D ;D

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Reply #1110 on: January 09, 2019, 04:12:55 PM

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Reply #1111 on: January 10, 2019, 03:59:33 PM

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Reply #1112 on: January 10, 2019, 05:11:53 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on January 10, 2019, 03:59:33 PM
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Hope that they don't tell that nurse to prick some guy's boil. ;D
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Reply #1113 on: January 11, 2019, 03:52:34 PM

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Reply #1114 on: January 14, 2019, 05:18:59 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #1115 on: January 15, 2019, 04:04:44 AM


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Reply #1116 on: January 15, 2019, 04:11:22 AM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on January 15, 2019, 04:04:44 AM




Oh that definitely got a Woo.  The tiny pixelated Japanese cucumber next to an American one!


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Reply #1117 on: January 16, 2019, 01:08:41 AM
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It's also much more expensive!


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Reply #1118 on: January 19, 2019, 05:26:07 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #1119 on: January 19, 2019, 07:24:25 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on January 19, 2019, 05:26:07 PM

When Cybermen were rebooted by Japanese comic-book artists...



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