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Reply #1440 on: April 30, 2020, 06:25:57 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1442 on: May 01, 2020, 01:51:54 AM

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #1443 on: May 02, 2020, 06:37:35 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1447 on: May 03, 2020, 08:26:17 PM
Moderator removed a photoshopped picture of 16-year-old gymnastics phenom Shawn Johnson, at the 2008 Beijing Olympics.



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Reply #1448 on: May 03, 2020, 09:59:14 PM

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Reply #1450 on: May 04, 2020, 02:39:44 AM



holy chit, laughed so hard I dropped my phone



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Reply #1451 on: May 04, 2020, 04:17:29 PM



holy chit, laughed so hard I dropped my phone


Pretty much what I figured you’d do.  I also pictured snorting and choking sounds with the laughter.  ;D



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Reply #1452 on: May 04, 2020, 05:14:01 PM
Moderator removed a photoshopped picture of 16-year-old gymnastics phenom Shawn Johnson, at the 2008 Beijing Olympics.


Oops, sorry about that.  Genuinely didn't know who it was.


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Reply #1453 on: May 04, 2020, 05:39:21 PM



holy chit, laughed so hard I dropped my phone


Pretty much what I figured you’d do.  I also pictured snorting and choking sounds with the laughter.  ;D

None of that but after I picked up my phone I giggled more and flailed my arm around  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #1454 on: May 06, 2020, 02:25:02 PM


This also reminds me of a true story I heard years ago.

A guy came home from deer hunting and had bagged a nice deer. Before getting home, he spray painted the deer's nose red.  Told the kids he's shot Rudolph! Bad Dad! :facepalm:

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Reply #1455 on: May 08, 2020, 03:23:29 PM

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Reply #1456 on: May 08, 2020, 03:46:42 PM
Poor dude.  LOL.




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Reply #1457 on: May 08, 2020, 04:57:42 PM

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Reply #1458 on: May 08, 2020, 05:22:48 PM
Had an older friend many years ago. She was from Maine and still had a strong "down east" accent.

When a Jehovah's Witness couple knocked on her door, one blurted out, "Have you found Jesus?"

Without pause she replied, "My Gawd, I didn't know he was missing!"

Yeah, they left too.
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Reply #1459 on: May 08, 2020, 08:20:15 PM