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Reply #1460 on: May 10, 2020, 02:41:57 PM

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #1462 on: May 13, 2020, 06:41:51 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1463 on: May 18, 2020, 03:17:26 AM
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Jake's over and watching airplane on prime.  Saw this and thought of all of you  :emot_kiss:
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Reply #1464 on: May 18, 2020, 01:43:46 PM
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Jake's over and watching airplane on prime.  Saw this and thought of all of you  :emot_kiss:

The link isn't for an image. You need to use 'Insert Hyperlink' button (just to the right of the 'Image' button. It will look like this:

Code: [Select]
[url][/url]
Change the opening tag to add an = sign, then the actual url. Like this:
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[url=https://www.fool.com/taxes/2020/05/16/a-new-covid-19-relief-bill-offers-up-to-6000-per-h.aspx]
Between the opening tag and closing tag put the words we can click on so the whole link looks like this:
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[url=https://www.fool.com/taxes/2020/05/16/a-new-covid-19-relief-bill-offers-up-to-6000-per-h.aspx]CLICK HERE[/url]
What you should end up with is a link to the webpage that looks like this:

CLICK HERE







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Reply #1465 on: May 18, 2020, 05:56:20 PM
Sorry, had a few drinks last night so I wasn't paying attention

BEFORE THERE WAS KB


Jake's over and watching airplane on prime.  Saw this and thought of all of you  :emot_kiss:

 :emot_blond:
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Reply #1466 on: May 18, 2020, 05:59:58 PM
40 years, and I had never noticed “Modern Sperm” magazine.  LOL. Wonder where I could find a copy?

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Reply #1467 on: May 31, 2020, 05:21:33 PM






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Reply #1469 on: June 04, 2020, 03:48:53 PM
There are some around here who remember dial phones... ;D ;D


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Reply #1470 on: June 04, 2020, 04:10:48 PM

There are some around here who remember dial phones... ;D ;D



Last night I watched the HBO movie of the book "And the Band Played On." In a scene set around 1983, a guy is trying to make an important phone call, and he has to fight with other commuters in a train station for an available phone. It was very funny.






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Reply #1471 on: June 05, 2020, 06:50:09 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1472 on: June 06, 2020, 07:06:35 AM

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Reply #1473 on: June 06, 2020, 11:36:52 PM
It's a hoax, it's all a hoax  :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:



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Reply #1474 on: June 08, 2020, 07:36:21 PM

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Reply #1477 on: June 11, 2020, 03:25:57 AM

There are some around here who remember dial phones... ;D ;D



Last night I watched the HBO movie of the book "And the Band Played On." In a scene set around 1983, a guy is trying to make an important phone call, and he has to fight with other commuters in a train station for an available phone. It was very funny.

Last night we were watching old reruns of Law and Order and some of the evidence was on a VCR tape.   And the computer monitors were as deep as they were wide and taking up half the desk.   And those clothes and hair.    

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Reply #1478 on: June 11, 2020, 12:34:27 PM
Last night we were watching old reruns of Law and Order and some of the evidence was on a VCR tape.   And the computer monitors were as deep as they were wide and taking up half the desk.   And those clothes and hair.    

I had a CRT monitor till a couple of years back - we had loads of break-ins, and they never touched the monitor or the PC attached to it. 



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Reply #1479 on: June 11, 2020, 12:49:01 PM

The image below is a scanned copy of a letter written by an attorney to the Cleveland Browns organization.


The image below is the reply of the general counsel of the football team.


Is it just me, or does that reply sound like something Toe would write?  :emot_laughing: