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Reply #1500 on: July 11, 2020, 11:00:37 AM


Jed, I think the world is coming to an end.


Yeah, had to google that before I could believe it was real.

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Reply #1501 on: July 14, 2020, 11:08:24 PM









"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."



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Reply #1502 on: July 14, 2020, 11:12:16 PM
 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1504 on: July 18, 2020, 04:35:30 AM

I like the idea that a voice can just go somewhere, uninvited, and just kinda hang out like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind. Maybe a thought is like a virus,  it can kill all the healthy thoughts

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Reply #1505 on: July 18, 2020, 06:24:00 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1506 on: July 19, 2020, 06:47:52 PM



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Reply #1507 on: July 19, 2020, 07:05:59 PM
Recently unemployed?  Looking for quick easy income?  Have a vagina?

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Reply #1508 on: July 25, 2020, 04:01:01 PM

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


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Reply #1509 on: July 25, 2020, 07:41:34 PM

That's probably meant to be serious.



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Reply #1510 on: July 26, 2020, 09:40:32 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1511 on: July 29, 2020, 03:09:42 PM

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Reply #1513 on: July 30, 2020, 02:30:47 AM


WTFF is happening here?   Dear lord!  Glad I don't watch WWW

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Reply #1514 on: July 30, 2020, 03:28:14 PM

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Reply #1515 on: July 31, 2020, 12:36:33 PM

Or even completely spelled out words.



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Reply #1516 on: July 31, 2020, 04:01:40 PM


So true.  I use correct grammar and punctuation too, can’t hit send until I correct everything.  I know it’s just a text, but I refuse to look like an idiot.

Interesting thing is many girls including those that are young in their 20s will refuse to chat/ role play online with a guy who uses text speak.  They state that firmly in their requests for a guy to chat with, saying if you use text speak and not complete sentences don’t even bother contacting.  It’s a secondary reason why girls that look for that sort of thing seek older guys.  The primary reason is as one girl I knew stated, ‘With young guys, it’s a race to the finish, their finish.’  It seems we’re thorough.



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Reply #1517 on: July 31, 2020, 04:51:55 PM

I used to hate all the "lol" and "R U ok" crap.  I would actually type out Ha ha if I found something funny.  But then I felt super old and now I'll abbreviate things just to do it. I'll send my girlfriends a text and put BJG or something like that in it.  When they asked what it means I'll just tell them they're getting too old and need to get with the times.

What does BJG mean?  Absolutely nothing as far as I know.  But it's a good laugh :emot_laughing:



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Reply #1518 on: July 31, 2020, 04:57:27 PM
We have some teachers in the family and one who teaches 7th grade says when her students write papers, she has to send them back and tell them you cannot write a paper like you are texting. I guess since handwriting is slowly being phased out in school, texting-like printing will be the new normal. Sighs

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Reply #1519 on: August 04, 2020, 04:46:33 PM