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Reply #1540 on: September 02, 2020, 11:06:30 PM


So true.  So true. LOL.



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Reply #1541 on: September 03, 2020, 03:59:40 AM


So true.  So true. LOL.


How insulting implying men are that simple in their wash cloth/towel needs!

It’s obviously face, then armpits, then dick.



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Reply #1542 on: September 03, 2020, 04:22:19 AM
I should be irritated by this, but I can't be.  I literally use three towels after every shower.  Two If I'm running low.

Dry the upper body, wrap it around me, another towel for lower body, then another combined with hair dryer for the head.

But I do my own laundry so kiss my butt Toe  :emot_raspberries:



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Reply #1543 on: September 04, 2020, 04:39:48 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1544 on: September 04, 2020, 06:14:49 PM
Guess I need to Google British slang to understand this one, Obi. :emot_weird:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #1545 on: September 04, 2020, 06:22:35 PM
Guess I need to Google British slang to understand this one, Obi. :emot_weird:

Or watch "Charlie And The Chocolate Factory"  ;D


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1546 on: September 04, 2020, 11:57:47 PM
Guess I need to Google British slang to understand this one, Obi. :emot_weird:

Or watch "Charlie And The Chocolate Factory"  ;D



I've got a snozzberry you can lick love  :emot_kiss:

 :aol_cunnilingus:



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Reply #1547 on: September 05, 2020, 12:57:08 AM
[I've got a snozzberry you can lick love  :emot_kiss:

 :aol_cunnilingus:

Bet you say that to all the guys.... ;D ;D

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Reply #1548 on: September 05, 2020, 01:14:45 AM
Bet you say that to all the guys.... ;D ;D

Only those who've seen my mole  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #1549 on: September 05, 2020, 03:01:15 AM
Guess I need to Google British slang to understand this one, Obi. :emot_weird:




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Reply #1550 on: September 06, 2020, 12:30:56 PM



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Reply #1551 on: September 06, 2020, 09:25:20 PM



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Reply #1552 on: September 06, 2020, 09:29:15 PM
But can I claim it on my taxes??  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #1553 on: September 06, 2020, 09:46:25 PM



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Reply #1554 on: September 09, 2020, 05:25:19 PM



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Reply #1555 on: September 09, 2020, 06:12:23 PM

My wife’s life hack... turn the fucking water on “hot” if you want Toe to exit the shower...  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #1556 on: September 09, 2020, 06:17:03 PM
How could you not like hot water.  I need it 1° below scolding for it to be comfortable



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Reply #1557 on: September 10, 2020, 07:40:07 PM




« Last Edit: September 10, 2020, 07:46:55 PM by ToeinH2O »



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Reply #1558 on: September 12, 2020, 05:00:46 AM



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Reply #1559 on: September 13, 2020, 10:48:36 AM

Inside every "God bless your heart" is a tiny "F**k you"