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« Reply #1620 on: November 11, 2020, 03:18:51 PM »

I’m only going to the dentist and the grocery store between now and December, so I should be able to avoid Christmas music until it’s appropriate.
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« Reply #1621 on: November 12, 2020, 02:49:15 PM »

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« Reply #1622 on: November 12, 2020, 04:54:20 PM »


I laughed out loud at this one.
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« Reply #1623 on: November 13, 2020, 08:21:39 PM »

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« Reply #1624 on: November 16, 2020, 07:37:11 PM »

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« Reply #1625 on: November 21, 2020, 03:02:00 PM »

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« Reply #1626 on: November 21, 2020, 04:07:34 PM »


I saw something else.  Dialing the psychologist now.
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« Reply #1627 on: November 21, 2020, 04:15:41 PM »

Yeah...I saw a guy reading a book. No doubt now..
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« Reply #1628 on: November 21, 2020, 07:18:18 PM »

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« Reply #1629 on: November 21, 2020, 07:29:19 PM »

I've done that.  Far less embarrassing than peeing myself.
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« Reply #1630 on: November 22, 2020, 04:29:08 PM »

Wouldn't you like to be the person positioning that figure on her nipple?  Imagine how many tries it took... Cool

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« Reply #1631 on: November 22, 2020, 04:37:15 PM »

Wouldn't you like to be the person positioning that figure on her nipple? 
Nope.

I imagine though that I'd be able to similarly position a figure on the guy that did  emot_laughing
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« Reply #1632 on: November 22, 2020, 05:11:32 PM »



Once stuck on a bridge in traffic trying to get to a Grateful Dead concert in Philly, I had to pee real bad from drinking beer in traffic.  I had a friend move my truck in traffic while I ran ahead to where there were woods to pee in.  Not even a few seconds after I whipped it out and let it flow, two very cute young girls appeared on either side of me, lifted their dresses, shoved their panties down, squatted, and we all three were peeing.  They both looked up at my face peering past my cock in my hand said ‘Hi!’  We proceeded to have a conversation while peeing.  It wasn’t particularly sexual with the exception there were plenty of woods to pee in, and those two girls chose to get on each side of me to get a good look and give me two good looks.
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« Reply #1633 on: November 22, 2020, 05:37:22 PM »

Necessity makes for crazy decisions. They probably been holding it longer than you and were already talking about it.  When they saw you go in, they knew two things, one, the woods would be safe from any kind of animal, and two you'll be just as vulnerable/exposed as they would be.  I would have followed you because it would have made me feel safer.  As for the closeness... I'm going to look, so you may as well have a peek too... what are the odds we'll ever see each other again.  Boring traffic just got a little exciting, and we will have something to talk about while we wait.
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« Reply #1634 on: November 22, 2020, 08:51:31 PM »

Was in a restaurant in the Keys and before leaving had to make a pit stop. The line to the women's toilet was very long but no line to the men's toilet. As I was standing at the urinal, in walked a woman who said she couldn't wait in the women's line any longer and added that I won't see anything I haven't seen before and proceeded to enter the stall, leaving the door open, and do her business.
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