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Reply #1620 on: November 21, 2020, 03:02:00 PM

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Reply #1621 on: November 21, 2020, 04:07:34 PM

I saw something else.  Dialing the psychologist now.

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Reply #1622 on: November 21, 2020, 04:15:41 PM
Yeah...I saw a guy reading a book. No doubt now..
I'm not only old, but "over the hill".

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Reply #1623 on: November 21, 2020, 07:18:18 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1624 on: November 21, 2020, 07:29:19 PM
I've done that.  Far less embarrassing than peeing myself.



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Reply #1625 on: November 22, 2020, 04:29:08 PM
Wouldn't you like to be the person positioning that figure on her nipple?  Imagine how many tries it took... 8)


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Reply #1626 on: November 22, 2020, 04:37:15 PM
Wouldn't you like to be the person positioning that figure on her nipple? 
Nope.

I imagine though that I'd be able to similarly position a figure on the guy that did  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #1627 on: November 22, 2020, 05:11:32 PM


Once stuck on a bridge in traffic trying to get to a Grateful Dead concert in Philly, I had to pee real bad from drinking beer in traffic.  I had a friend move my truck in traffic while I ran ahead to where there were woods to pee in.  Not even a few seconds after I whipped it out and let it flow, two very cute young girls appeared on either side of me, lifted their dresses, shoved their panties down, squatted, and we all three were peeing.  They both looked up at my face peering past my cock in my hand said ‘Hi!’  We proceeded to have a conversation while peeing.  It wasn’t particularly sexual with the exception there were plenty of woods to pee in, and those two girls chose to get on each side of me to get a good look and give me two good looks.
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Reply #1628 on: November 22, 2020, 05:37:22 PM
Necessity makes for crazy decisions. They probably been holding it longer than you and were already talking about it.  When they saw you go in, they knew two things, one, the woods would be safe from any kind of animal, and two you'll be just as vulnerable/exposed as they would be.  I would have followed you because it would have made me feel safer.  As for the closeness... I'm going to look, so you may as well have a peek too... what are the odds we'll ever see each other again.  Boring traffic just got a little exciting, and we will have something to talk about while we wait.



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Reply #1629 on: November 22, 2020, 08:51:31 PM
Was in a restaurant in the Keys and before leaving had to make a pit stop. The line to the women's toilet was very long but no line to the men's toilet. As I was standing at the urinal, in walked a woman who said she couldn't wait in the women's line any longer and added that I won't see anything I haven't seen before and proceeded to enter the stall, leaving the door open, and do her business.

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Reply #1630 on: November 23, 2020, 03:42:36 PM

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Reply #1631 on: November 23, 2020, 06:20:08 PM
One of my "selfies" a couple years after getting on the internet.

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Reply #1632 on: November 23, 2020, 07:00:32 PM
There's many comments running through my head now Jules. Most will get me BOOed. :facepalm:

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Reply #1633 on: November 23, 2020, 07:01:58 PM

I LOVE Squirters...YUM!


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Reply #1634 on: November 23, 2020, 07:06:29 PM

I was online looking for unique gifts for Christmas and came across this.    
Face trainer.  riiighttttt



Face Trainer

This little thing was invented to train your facial muscles. That’s actually quite interesting, isn’t it? While we’re accustomed to our huge gym trainers who can’t even turn around because of their muscles, this little device can train our face muscles just as efficiently.
It’s a great invention if you’re the type of person who uses your face muscles a lot. It can be great for actors, singers, and other types of people who stretch their faces every day.



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Training faces for acting?  You mean like this kind of acting?





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Reply #1635 on: November 23, 2020, 07:18:02 PM


Once stuck on a bridge in traffic trying to get to a Grateful Dead concert in Philly, I had to pee real bad from drinking beer in traffic.  I had a friend move my truck in traffic while I ran ahead to where there were woods to pee in.  Not even a few seconds after I whipped it out and let it flow, two very cute young girls appeared on either side of me, lifted their dresses, shoved their panties down, squatted, and we all three were peeing.  They both looked up at my face peering past my cock in my hand said ‘Hi!’  We proceeded to have a conversation while peeing.  It wasn’t particularly sexual with the exception there were plenty of woods to pee in, and those two girls chose to get on each side of me to get a good look and give me two good looks.

I'm not sure what makes me more jealous, Jed.  You having two cute girls either side of your cock or the fact you had tickets for a Grateful Dead concert.  ;D


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Reply #1636 on: November 23, 2020, 07:25:30 PM
I saw the Grateful Dead 90 times.  If I add Jerry Garcia Band shows, it’s 96.



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Reply #1637 on: November 24, 2020, 03:35:38 PM
Tis the season! Jules after a day of baking?  8)


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Reply #1638 on: November 24, 2020, 06:36:41 PM

A Penisaurus


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Reply #1639 on: November 24, 2020, 07:09:55 PM

A Penisaurus


Wonder how small the brain is on that one :emot_laughing: