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Reply #2300 on: June 13, 2022, 04:09:33 PM


Bob Guccione
Larry Flynt
Hugh Hefner

They all made and lost huge amounts of money and made porn a common place occurrence in America, and ultimately, the world. I’ve always viewed them as men of quiet desperation. Trying to quench an unquenchable hunger. They needed a spiritual master to help them find tranquility. But I don’t think their egos would permit them to admit they needed help.

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Reply #2301 on: June 13, 2022, 04:20:07 PM
When ol Hef died, I thought to myself, 'Thanks for the mammaries!'

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Reply #2302 on: June 14, 2022, 12:55:34 AM
Bob Guccione
Larry Flynt
Hugh Hefner

They all made and lost huge amounts of money and made porn a common place occurrence in America, and ultimately, the world. I’ve always viewed them as men of quiet desperation.

Love the way you slipped Thoreau into a discussion of porn! :)

I didn't know that those three publishing giants lost huge amounts of money. Would that have been on ludicrous ventures such as the Caligula movie?

I associate porn publishers with wretched guys languishing behind bars. These days I guess they're all languishing on luxury yachts cruising the Mediterranean and Caribbean.

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Reply #2303 on: June 14, 2022, 12:26:59 PM


Love the way you slipped Thoreau into a discussion of porn! :)






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Reply #2304 on: June 14, 2022, 01:23:38 PM

 “The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. From the desperate city you go into the desperate country, and have to console yourself with the bravery of minks and muskrats. A stereotyped but unconscious despair is concealed even under what are called the games and amusements of mankind. There is no play in them, for this comes after work. But it is a characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things.”

― Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience and Other Essays



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Reply #2305 on: June 14, 2022, 02:24:14 PM

Thank you PS, just looked him up on Wikipaedia.


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Reply #2306 on: June 14, 2022, 03:28:59 PM




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Reply #2307 on: June 15, 2022, 01:17:00 AM

You are just a thought that someone, somewhere, somehow feels you should be here.


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Reply #2308 on: June 15, 2022, 05:05:30 AM


Not funny! Put this in “Nude in Public” or “Flashing”! 🥰🥰🥰

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Reply #2309 on: June 15, 2022, 06:48:00 AM


Not funny! Put this in “Nude in Public” or “Flashing”! 🥰🥰🥰

(Hilda Hangs Her Head in Shame)  :facepalm:

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Reply #2310 on: June 15, 2022, 07:14:29 AM
(Hilda Hangs Her Head in Shame)  :facepalm:
No worries, he just meant, that it’s too arousing to be funny.



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Reply #2311 on: June 15, 2022, 08:24:34 AM
(Hilda Hangs Her Head in Shame)  :facepalm:
No worries, he just meant, that it’s too arousing to be funny.

Thank you for the reassuring words, Asmodel.  :emot_kiss:

I noticed the kiss emojis that PornHubby added to his message, so I didn't take it the wrong way, but I did have second thoughts about the best place to put that photo. A little too late, I remembered that there was an "Ass & Bum" topic somewhere, and the cabin attendant in the photo has a rear elevation worthy of sculpting in stone.

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Reply #2312 on: June 15, 2022, 09:59:50 AM
(Hilda Hangs Her Head in Shame)  :facepalm:
No worries, he just meant, that it’s too arousing to be funny.

Thank you for the reassuring words, Asmodel.  :emot_kiss:

I remembered that there was an "Ass & Bum" topic somewhere, and the cabin attendant in the photo has a rear elevation worthy of sculpting in stone.
Again, no worries ma’am. 🤝
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Reply #2314 on: June 17, 2022, 09:53:06 AM

I guess then this might be Quora?😉






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Reply #2315 on: June 17, 2022, 12:36:22 PM
"Vegetarianism is the complacency of those who have not yet learnt to communicate with plants."

A college friend came up with that little gem, in a column he wrote for the college newspaper. I've no idea if it's original.

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Reply #2316 on: June 17, 2022, 04:35:22 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button



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Reply #2317 on: June 17, 2022, 04:43:56 PM
A Woo for the good (and relatable) laugh



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Reply #2318 on: June 18, 2022, 12:58:03 AM
Apologies to Bob…  :facepalm:




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Reply #2319 on: June 18, 2022, 01:31:31 AM


A long time ago I used to visit an elderly widower who was housebound because of health issues. He would sit in his favorite armchair and ramble on for hours.

On one visit he told me about all the cars he'd ever owned. In the 50s he bought an imported French car (can't remember the make) and said his wife had loved it. Then, with a grin on his face, he said that particular model was very popular with the ladies because. . . . and then he made a vague reference to engine vibrations, and grinned some more.

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