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A woman arrested in Las Vegas, after missing Rolex found in her vagina

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toeinh20

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on: April 01, 2014, 05:39:25 AM
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Reply #1 on: April 01, 2014, 05:49:24 AM
Real life can be crazier than fiction

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth

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Reply #2 on: April 04, 2014, 05:12:45 PM
The woman claims he gave her the watch so why didn't he straight out tell security "It's in her vagina!"

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Reply #3 on: April 04, 2014, 05:58:52 PM
I hope it was an Oyster or other water (?) proof model!

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.

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Reply #4 on: April 04, 2014, 06:03:21 PM
Funny, that's where my wife keeps her's


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Reply #5 on: April 04, 2014, 06:16:03 PM
That woman and her lawyer should get a "woo" for coming up with such a creative defense.  If I was a juror on this, I'd demand to see a reenactment of the crime. 

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Reply #6 on: April 04, 2014, 06:17:01 PM
Quote from: coacheric on April 04, 2014, 06:03:21 PM
Funny, that's where my wife keeps her's

So, that was your wife that surprised me when I asked her for the time. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #7 on: April 08, 2014, 06:06:00 AM

#BlackLivesMatter
Arrest The Cops Who Killed Breonna Taylor

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Reply #8 on: April 08, 2014, 11:29:13 AM
Fuck that defense.....

You are in Vegas right? So my defense would have been that he bet her that if he could fist her that her pussy couldn't unclasp the watch and hold it inside of herself when he removed his hand. When she was able to do that, the guy got pissed for losing a bet and is now crying fowl.

I wonder if the court or the cops would make her do it again to prove she could?  ;D


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Reply #9 on: April 08, 2014, 12:41:48 PM
What a ducking ass the guy must be. A real chicken plucker.

Or did you mean foul?

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Reply #10 on: April 08, 2014, 12:44:52 PM
Tsk tsk, no no no, it's like this

*gives everyone the wide-eyed innocent look*
"Officer, I swear I have no idea how that got in there!"

Scary thing is, it probably would have worked! (Well for me anyway ;) )

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Reply #11 on: April 08, 2014, 05:07:28 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on April 08, 2014, 12:41:48 PM
What a ducking ass the guy must be. A real chicken plucker.

Or did you mean foul?
Oh hush you. It was pretty early when I posted that....


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Reply #12 on: April 13, 2014, 07:21:46 PM
she was prolly a real turkey, who went a-fowl the law

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Reply #13 on: April 15, 2014, 07:31:55 AM
Or the watch itself maybe a pervert, and crawled into her vagina.

Something about something by someone important.

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Reply #14 on: April 15, 2014, 02:37:22 PM
Quote from: insatiable on April 15, 2014, 07:31:55 AM
Or the watch itself maybe a pervert, and crawled into her vagina.

You mean, "What went to Vegas, stayed in Vegas"?

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Reply #15 on: April 16, 2014, 05:01:38 PM
Quote from: insatiable on April 15, 2014, 07:31:55 AM
Or the watch itself maybe a pervert, and crawled into her vagina.

See the "I have no idea where that came from" defense!  :emot_laughing:

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