oh I will take the handjob please. then i can sit back and rest or play with other parts of myself, though there could also be one person masturbating and giving a handjob at the same time, or mutual masturbation is nice, or does that count as a double handjob? when i was 14 i just wanted to hang out one summer and my dad kept pestering me to get a job, ( yes we all know where this is going) so every day, he asked did you look for a job today? and one day I said, yes this man downtown offered me work, he said they had an opening, and i could have the job, i guess they make something called blows, he let me take the summer off.