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Offline vinney

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Reply #120 on: April 12, 2015, 11:28:07 AM
Quote from: GEMINIGUY on April 11, 2015, 11:45:10 PM
Liz, why state the obvious? We're all perverts here. If you want to insult Vinney you need to call him something else. :P

Gee thanks GG...  :emot_laughing:

Bite her...!!!  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #121 on: April 12, 2015, 12:08:46 PM
Nah... I don't have a biting fetish. Especially when she'll bite back!
Watcher? ;-)

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Reply #122 on: April 12, 2015, 03:54:49 PM
Quote from: vinney on April 11, 2015, 11:00:12 AM
Quote from: brody on April 11, 2015, 12:59:49 AM
Quote from: Elizabeth on April 11, 2015, 12:46:58 AM


"Bite Me" Brody.....Just Bite Me....
 :D
Love,
Liz


Naw, I'm too much of a gentleman to do that!  :D  :emot_kiss:

Then move over Brody... and let me at her...  :emot_laughing:

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vinney -we could double up on Liz. Or tag team.  ;D

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Reply #123 on: April 12, 2015, 09:06:54 PM
::: The ominous, distinctive, sound of a weapons action feeding a bullet into the chamber :::

Over your dead bodies gentlemen.    :sign_inyourdreams:

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Reply #124 on: April 12, 2015, 10:03:37 PM
Nice skirt KTB.

I like skirts, easy access. 8)


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Reply #125 on: April 12, 2015, 10:11:20 PM
Hey Andy......we can shoot you just as easy as the other two.
 :D

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Reply #126 on: April 12, 2015, 11:19:19 PM
Well Katie and Liz... I hate to say this but us men have weapons too...

love ya all...

vinney

 :emot_kiss:

 :emot_laughing:

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Reply #127 on: April 13, 2015, 01:08:56 AM
I've been shot at before sweety, bring it.


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Reply #128 on: April 13, 2015, 01:25:27 AM
800 meters, from cover. Yep.

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Reply #129 on: April 13, 2015, 02:27:06 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on April 13, 2015, 01:25:27 AM
800 meters, from cover. Yep.

I'll be your spotter...I got the binoculars.
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Reply #130 on: April 13, 2015, 02:57:07 AM
We haz DOMINATION!

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Reply #131 on: April 13, 2015, 03:11:46 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on April 13, 2015, 01:25:27 AM
800 meters, from cover. Yep.

exactly why I live in the mts.  You don't see 800 yards.  I'd could come up behind you and be tickling the hairs on your neck before you knew I was there. :emot_lickie:


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Reply #132 on: April 13, 2015, 05:59:42 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on April 12, 2015, 09:06:54 PM

::: The ominous, distinctive, sound of a weapons action feeding a bullet into the chamber :::


I used that for a custom-built alarm system in my house in Arizona.   You'd have approved.  A siren going off tells someone that NOBODY IS HOME, AND THE POLICE ARE 10 MINUTES AWAY.  The sound of a Colt .45 being readied for action is unmistakable, and tells the thief: FUCK ME, SOMEONE IS HOME AND IS ABOUT TO SHOOT ME!!  It's an entirely different message.   :emot_kiss: 

Sadly, nobody ever tripped the alarm.

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Reply #133 on: April 13, 2015, 06:36:21 AM
Quote from: sheriff andy on April 13, 2015, 03:11:46 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on April 13, 2015, 01:25:27 AM
800 meters, from cover. Yep.

exactly why I live in the mts.  You don't see 800 yards.  I'd could come up behind you and be tickling the hairs on your neck before you knew I was there. :emot_lickie:
assuming I'm negligent in my surroundings.

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Reply #134 on: April 13, 2015, 06:37:52 AM
Quote from: RopeFiend on April 13, 2015, 05:59:42 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on April 12, 2015, 09:06:54 PM

::: The ominous, distinctive, sound of a weapons action feeding a bullet into the chamber :::


I used that for a custom-built alarm system in my house in Arizona.   You'd have approved.  A siren going off tells someone that NOBODY IS HOME, AND THE POLICE ARE 10 MINUTES AWAY.  The sound of a Colt .45 being readied for action is unmistakable, and tells the thief: FUCK ME, SOMEONE IS HOME AND IS ABOUT TO SHOOT ME!!  It's an entirely different message.   :emot_kiss: 

Sadly, nobody ever tripped the alarm.
The much more ominous sound is the click of the safety being removed. One is in the chamber and you are now in the sights. Or if you prefer, the small green dot centered on your body. Lazer sights anyone? :D

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Reply #135 on: April 13, 2015, 03:52:18 PM
Quote from: vinney on April 12, 2015, 11:19:19 PM
Well Katie and Liz... I hate to say this but us men have weapons too...

love ya all...

vinney

 :emot_kiss:

 :emot_laughing:

I don't know about your weapon vinney, but no way can my weapon shoot 800 yards. Mine is better close up.  ;D

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Reply #136 on: April 13, 2015, 04:41:54 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on April 13, 2015, 06:37:52 AM
Quote from: RopeFiend on April 13, 2015, 05:59:42 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on April 12, 2015, 09:06:54 PM

::: The ominous, distinctive, sound of a weapons action feeding a bullet into the chamber :::


I used that for a custom-built alarm system in my house in Arizona.   You'd have approved.  A siren going off tells someone that NOBODY IS HOME, AND THE POLICE ARE 10 MINUTES AWAY.  The sound of a Colt .45 being readied for action is unmistakable, and tells the thief: FUCK ME, SOMEONE IS HOME AND IS ABOUT TO SHOOT ME!!  It's an entirely different message.   :emot_kiss: 

Sadly, nobody ever tripped the alarm.
The much more ominous sound is the click of the safety being removed. One is in the chamber and you are now in the sights. Or if you prefer, the small green dot centered on your body. Lazer sights anyone? :D

Red Dot....Mil Spec.
 :D
Love,
Liz


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Reply #137 on: April 22, 2015, 08:20:50 AM
WOO, Vinney! He sure stuck it out!

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Reply #138 on: April 22, 2015, 08:35:25 AM
Phtlc's flirting finally went on long enough.
Elizabeth and Katie conspired together and headed up to Canada to pay him an unexpected visit.
Katie knew some people she'd bought weapons from who sold spy equipment as well. She and Elizabeth watched Phtlc for about a week [throwing up often at what they had to see] before they got his schedule down pat.
While he was busy feeding his twelve cats Elizabeth slipped in and slipped a "mickey" into his Nestle Quik.
Overwhelmed by tiredness after drinking his Quik, Phtlc turned in early.
Elizabeth and Katie slipped in and did their dirty deed and soon left returning home.
Phtlc awoke in the morning feeling strange. Throwing back the covers, he screamed at the sight before him: His penis had been surgically removed and replaced with a stuffed elephant's trunk and he had also had a pair of mis-sized breasts unevenly sown to his chest.







;-)

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Reply #139 on: April 22, 2015, 01:10:16 PM
Quote from: GEMINIGUY on April 22, 2015, 08:35:25 AM
Phtlc's flirting finally went on long enough.
Elizabeth and Katie conspired together and headed up to Canada to pay him an unexpected visit.
Katie knew some people she'd bought weapons from who sold spy equipment as well. She and Elizabeth watched Phtlc for about a week [throwing up often at what they had to see] before they got his schedule down pat.
While he was busy feeding his twelve cats Elizabeth slipped in and slipped a "mickey" into his Nestle Quik.
Overwhelmed by tiredness after drinking his Quik, Phtlc turned in early.
Elizabeth and Katie slipped in and did their dirty deed and soon left returning home.
Phtlc awoke in the morning feeling strange. Throwing back the covers, he screamed at the sight before him: His penis had been surgically removed and replaced with a stuffed elephant's trunk and he had also had a pair of mis-sized breasts unevenly sown to his chest.

;-)

OMG...LOL.
I swear I had nothing to do with this.....!!!!!
Wonder what Katie is going to say....??
 :D
Love,
Liz
 


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