KRISTEN'S BOARD
KB - a better class of pervert

News:

The Random Flirt Thread!

Lois · 64614

« previous next »
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 71   Go Down

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Fred

  • Pervert
  • **
    • Posts: 81
    • Woos/Boos: +6/-0
Reply #40 on: September 06, 2014, 11:13:09 AM
Hasn't any one explained to her that it is more fun if she is the one ridden.  I volunteer to demonstrate to her if she comes around one day.


Offline wolfs_grace

  • Degenerate
  • ***
    • Posts: 104
    • Woos/Boos: +7/-0
    • Gender: Female
    • Kajira's Heart
Reply #41 on: September 09, 2014, 01:51:18 AM
*lick*... Hows that Fred?

"Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart..." -- William Wordsworth ~

Offline phtlc

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,575
    • Woos/Boos: +207/-6
    • Gender: Male
Reply #42 on: March 14, 2015, 05:33:05 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on March 04, 2015, 02:03:36 AM
:emot_laughing:
How about removing his penis.?
Wait a minute....Never Mind......
 :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz



Liz, why are you always obsessing over my penis. Why are you still desperately in love with me? I've told you already, I only want to be friends, nothing more. Friendly hugs are fine, but you're not getting into my pants. Sorry.

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth

Offline phtlc

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,575
    • Woos/Boos: +207/-6
    • Gender: Male
Reply #43 on: March 14, 2015, 05:34:05 PM
Quote from: Geminiguy on March 04, 2015, 04:10:53 PM
Not worried. I have strategically placed cats ready to pounce if Phtlc tries anything... ;-)


I'm prepared for the cats

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth

Offline phtlc

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,575
    • Woos/Boos: +207/-6
    • Gender: Male
Reply #44 on: March 14, 2015, 05:37:26 PM
Quote from: Lois on March 08, 2015, 06:25:08 PM
Yes, I have 14 cats, hot sauce, and sand paper. 


No need for hot sauce. I won't eat them; I'll just turn them into fur hats.


Quote from: Lois on March 08, 2015, 06:25:08 PM
He will have to imagine the pussy.


I do that from time to time




Quote from: Lois on March 08, 2015, 06:25:08 PM
Hand job from hell, here it comes!


Uhm...I don't really know you that well  :-[ but if you really want to I guess that's OK so long as you understand I don't want to go any further. At least not on the first date.

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth

Offline Elizabeth

  • Life Is Short........Play Naked..!!!
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,768
    • Woos/Boos: +392/-9
    • Gender: Female
Reply #45 on: March 14, 2015, 05:37:58 PM
Quote from: phtlc on March 14, 2015, 05:34:05 PM
Quote from: Geminiguy on March 04, 2015, 04:10:53 PM
Not worried. I have strategically placed cats ready to pounce if Phtlc tries anything... ;-)


I'm prepared for the cats

No you are not.........."and"....you never will be.!!!
When the "Zombie Cats" come, they will be coming for you!!!!
 :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz


Offline phtlc

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,575
    • Woos/Boos: +207/-6
    • Gender: Male
Reply #46 on: March 14, 2015, 05:38:33 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on March 08, 2015, 09:06:17 PM
Quote from: Lois on March 08, 2015, 06:25:08 PM
Yes, I have 14 cats, hot sauce, and sand paper.  He will have to imagine the pussy.

Hand job from hell, here it comes!
And cat hair all over everything!


A 30-06 round does tend to spread the cat hair everywhere (along with all the other parts of the cat)  ;D

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth

Offline phtlc

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,575
    • Woos/Boos: +207/-6
    • Gender: Male
Reply #47 on: March 14, 2015, 05:40:00 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on March 14, 2015, 05:37:58 PM
Quote from: phtlc on March 14, 2015, 05:34:05 PM
Quote from: Geminiguy on March 04, 2015, 04:10:53 PM
Not worried. I have strategically placed cats ready to pounce if Phtlc tries anything... ;-)


I'm prepared for the cats

No you are not.........."and"....you never will be.!!!
When the "Zombie Cats" come, they will be coming for you!!!!
 :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz



I have trained my whole life, to hone my body and mind to this singular purpose.......I will be ready. And god won't have mercy on the cats, nor will I.

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth

Offline Elizabeth

  • Life Is Short........Play Naked..!!!
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,768
    • Woos/Boos: +392/-9
    • Gender: Female
Reply #48 on: March 14, 2015, 05:41:28 PM
 :emot_laughing:

Can't argue with that response....!!!

 :D
Love,
Liz


Offline phtlc

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,575
    • Woos/Boos: +207/-6
    • Gender: Male
Reply #49 on: March 14, 2015, 06:25:56 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on March 14, 2015, 05:41:28 PM
:emot_laughing:

Can't argue with that response....!!!

 :D
Love,
Liz



I get that a lot  ;D

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth

Offline Elizabeth

  • Life Is Short........Play Naked..!!!
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,768
    • Woos/Boos: +392/-9
    • Gender: Female
Reply #50 on: March 14, 2015, 06:49:01 PM
Quote from: phtlc on March 14, 2015, 06:25:56 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on March 14, 2015, 05:41:28 PM
:emot_laughing:

Can't argue with that response....!!!

 :D
Love,
Liz



I get that a lot  ;D

WHAT..??
"Being Laughed At".??
 ;D
Love,
Liz
PS:  You walked right into that one.!!


Offline phtlc

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,575
    • Woos/Boos: +207/-6
    • Gender: Male
Reply #51 on: March 14, 2015, 06:49:21 PM
Quote from: toeinh2o on March 08, 2015, 09:27:24 PM
Did somebody say cat handjob?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sflJOiUlr58&sns=em


Unless those cats gave you permission to post their little romantic interlude, then what you did technically could qualify as revenge porn.

Just sayin ya know.

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth

Offline phtlc

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,575
    • Woos/Boos: +207/-6
    • Gender: Male
Reply #52 on: March 14, 2015, 06:51:16 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on March 14, 2015, 06:49:01 PM
Quote from: phtlc on March 14, 2015, 06:25:56 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on March 14, 2015, 05:41:28 PM
:emot_laughing:

Can't argue with that response....!!!

 :D
Love,
Liz



I get that a lot  ;D

WHAT..??
"Being Laughed At".??
 ;D
Love,
Liz
PS:  You walked right into that one.!!


Ok, earlier in this thread you were obsessing over my penis and now you pretend to be laughing at me? Sigh...the extremes you go to in your denial. ;D

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth

Offline Elizabeth

  • Life Is Short........Play Naked..!!!
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,768
    • Woos/Boos: +392/-9
    • Gender: Female
Reply #53 on: March 14, 2015, 07:08:43 PM
 :emot_laughing:

Yup......

Love,
Liz


Offline GEMINIGUY

  • "I'm Rockin' My Life Away..."
  • GG
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *****
    • Posts: 18,329
    • Woos/Boos: +510/-59
    • Gender: Male
Reply #54 on: March 14, 2015, 09:24:52 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on March 14, 2015, 05:37:58 PM
Quote from: phtlc on March 14, 2015, 05:34:05 PM
Quote from: Geminiguy on March 04, 2015, 04:10:53 PM
Not worried. I have strategically placed cats ready to pounce if Phtlc tries anything... ;-)


I'm prepared for the cats

No you are not.........."and"....you never will be.!!!
When the "Zombie Cats" come, they will be coming for you!!!!
 :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz


"coming for you"??? Judas Priest has something to do with the cat zombie apocalypse??? Hmmm... I guess it kind of DOES make sense... :P

"If it's good enough for the Gemini Guys
Then it's good enough for me" - Adam Ant

Offline phtlc

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,575
    • Woos/Boos: +207/-6
    • Gender: Male
Reply #55 on: March 15, 2015, 01:15:24 AM
Quote from: Elizabeth on March 14, 2015, 07:08:43 PM
:emot_laughing:

Yup......

Love,
Liz



Glad you admit it Liz, because the first step is admitting you have a problem. Now tonight I want you to watch a movie and try to go the whole night without thinking about me, and if you do............be strong and resist the temptation to let the hands wander south

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth

Offline Elizabeth

  • Life Is Short........Play Naked..!!!
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,768
    • Woos/Boos: +392/-9
    • Gender: Female
Reply #56 on: March 15, 2015, 02:34:24 AM
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz


Offline phtlc

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,575
    • Woos/Boos: +207/-6
    • Gender: Male
Reply #57 on: March 15, 2015, 02:40:42 AM

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth

Offline GEMINIGUY

  • "I'm Rockin' My Life Away..."
  • GG
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *****
    • Posts: 18,329
    • Woos/Boos: +510/-59
    • Gender: Male
Reply #58 on: March 15, 2015, 05:19:02 AM
The boy is delusional... -smh-

"If it's good enough for the Gemini Guys
Then it's good enough for me" - Adam Ant

Offline Elizabeth

  • Life Is Short........Play Naked..!!!
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 8,768
    • Woos/Boos: +392/-9
    • Gender: Female
Reply #59 on: March 15, 2015, 03:31:15 PM


Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 71   Go Up
« previous next »