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Reply #120 on: July 02, 2023, 07:40:16 PM
An ex of mine, who I met and seduced when she was only 18, turned 44 on Friday.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #121 on: October 02, 2023, 09:02:50 AM
I found this in a gallery of "Do you remember?" images.



I don't remember the magazine, but I do remember meeting one of the cute boys on the cover of the top one. What made me feel old was looking him up on the Web and finding a current photo of him.   :(



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Reply #122 on: October 02, 2023, 01:23:57 PM
My sister had a collection of these magazines, also kept in a cardboard box.  I immediately recognized all 4 of the boys on the cover. 

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Reply #123 on: October 02, 2023, 04:01:29 PM
The only magazine I collected was Heavy Metal:



I had a neighbor growing up who ran a small shop called the magazine rack downtown. What made this place special was that he practically hoarded magazines from when his dad ran the place, so you could go there to find just about anything you were looking for. The man was the major contributor to my skin bin. But me and my gf would lie in my backyard in the shade and thumb through those pages, with a soda and a snack. Had to hide the less tame covered ones from my mom, but I found the two boxes of the older ones, and added them to my shelf with the ones I had up to 2018 when they stopped printing.

Saturday me and my wife decided to relive those halcyon days by sitting on the patio reliving those days. It was just about the only thing we could do back in the day with my mother who always had something to do in the kitchen, whose window had a clear view of the entire back yard.

My daughter picked up a copy I had just read and was all confused as to what it was about. I facepalmed so hard that I swear my ancestors had red marks on their faces.

"Baby girl, there was no point to the magazine, it was basically comics, stories and good art."

"Its so old."

"Go to your room."

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Reply #124 on: October 02, 2023, 09:37:41 PM
I liked MAD magazine. It was verboten by my mother, but I kept a stack hidden.


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Reply #125 on: October 02, 2023, 11:02:43 PM
I liked MAD magazine. It was verboten by my mother, but I kept a stack hidden.



I had to get clever in hiding my skin bin/heavy metal stash. So I would buy those video game magazines, remove the insides, and use the cover to hide  my hoard. My brothers and sister would always snitch me out if I did not hide it like that. I was fourteen when my dad finally put a stop to my moms room raids. He told her that he cant keep paying high water bills because his oldest son liked to whack it in privacy. So playboy was okay, and heavy metal, but not penthouse or hustler. She was always afraid I would get the wrong idea about sex. Welp, I think I might have proven her right though.

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Reply #126 on: October 02, 2023, 11:57:11 PM
You mean like noticing Batman has a big bulge in your picture?

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Reply #127 on: October 03, 2023, 01:34:05 AM
Mad was always fun for me. I loved the humor: Spy vrd Spy, Don Martin, so many others I can't remember. Oddly parents had no objections.

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Reply #128 on: October 04, 2023, 01:05:51 PM
My sister had a collection of these magazines, also kept in a cardboard box.  I immediately recognized all 4 of the boys on the cover.

Then you'll surely recognize this guy:


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Reply #129 on: October 04, 2023, 02:46:27 PM
My sister had a collection of these magazines, also kept in a cardboard box.  I immediately recognized all 4 of the boys on the cover.

Then you'll surely recognize this guy:


Yes.   Leif Garrett.  My sister had a poster on her wall.  Later when she moved to the basement, he was stapled to the rafters above her bed with a few other that were her heart throbs.  Including Shaun Cassidy.

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