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Reply #5130 on: January 14, 2021, 12:28:15 PM
Caller ID. Best way to avoid the hundreds of nuisance calls.

Actually, not so much anymore. It's too easy to spoof. For several days last year I got 10-12 calls a day... from myself, according to caller ID. I finally had to block my own number from calling me.



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Reply #5131 on: January 17, 2021, 02:08:25 PM
MintJulie's wonderful sense of humor made me laugh out loud. It's true, I'm probably the definition of a grumpy old man.


The avatar space seems consistent, and so glaringly obvious that I went and found one to use, subject to change of course.  :D

I like this one.  It's very close to what I picture you look like.




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Reply #5132 on: January 17, 2021, 06:05:00 PM
Had my yearly physical last week.  Doc is still annoyed with my cholesterol levels, and knows that I'm utterly disinterested in fixing it.  If I ever begin to get atherosclerosis, then we'll talk.  Until then, my body is fine with the cholesterol.

She ordered a 'colorectal screening' test.  Okaaaayyy, so I get to poop in a plastic jar.  I didn't get a notification from the lab she always uses, and a box mysteriously showed up at my door yesterday via UPS.  I filled in all of the info on the sample sheet, did the deed, and poured the preservative over the 'sample' before sealing the box.  I'd already called UPS back to pick it up, and left it on the porch.

The UPS guy shows up today, and it's gone.  Porch pirates got a surprise package!  :emot_laughing: 
Geez, I hope they don't try EATING it.  That preservative is toxic.

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Reply #5133 on: January 18, 2021, 08:43:32 PM

RF made my day, for many reasons.


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Reply #5134 on: January 19, 2021, 06:02:34 AM

The UPS guy shows up today, and it's gone.  Porch pirates got a surprise package!  :emot_laughing: 

That's some funny shit  ;D



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Reply #5135 on: January 20, 2021, 05:23:27 PM
Here I sit...a life long Republican, watching the inauguration with joy in my heart to see a Democrat sworn in, ending the nightmare that was trump.

Guess you can teach an old dog new tricks :D

Oh yeah...my Minnesota Senator Amy is in the spotlight too.

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Reply #5136 on: January 20, 2021, 07:14:05 PM
A change from the past four years was over due. Let us hope the bickering and fighting between the parties is put aside and may they all work for the betterment of all the people. Politicians will wake up and actually believe they work for the people. Our President will not publicly put down people, especially veterans. And that everyone who wants the vaccine will have access to it and quickly.  I can dream, can't I?  8)

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Reply #5137 on: January 20, 2021, 10:08:20 PM
Who else felt that gust of wind?

What? Oh...that was America... breathing a sigh of relief. :D

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Reply #5138 on: January 21, 2021, 12:37:52 PM

The UPS guy shows up today, and it's gone.  Porch pirates got a surprise package!  :emot_laughing: 

That's some funny shit  ;D

That is a TERRIBLE  pun!   :emot_laughing:



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Reply #5139 on: January 21, 2021, 05:10:21 PM
It took a half hour on the phone, but I'm scheduled for my first Covid 19 vaccination on Feb. 1st.

Second vaccine on Feb. 22nd.

Now just need to keep my head down for a couple weeks.

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Reply #5140 on: January 21, 2021, 08:39:47 PM
It took a half hour on the phone, but I'm scheduled for my first Covid 19 vaccination on Feb. 1st.

Second vaccine on Feb. 22nd.

Now just need to keep my head down for a couple weeks.

YAY!   Great news.  Be nice to the nurse that administers it to you.  Hands to yourself.


What made my day.   Not as exciting as MS, but I made a very good salad.  Left over chicken breast cubed, cucumber, tomatoes, hard boiled egg, lettuce, ranch dressing,    Yep, that's about it.  Exciting life during Covid times in winter in Michigan. 


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Reply #5141 on: January 21, 2021, 10:14:07 PM
Seeing a smiling Dr. Anthony Fauci give a long overdue WH press conference.

Under new mgt.
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Reply #5142 on: January 24, 2021, 03:26:18 PM
Thinking about the 3 or 4 inches of fresh snow on the sidewalk.

Then..."skrich skrich skrich'. Ah...the sound of my wonderful neighbor outside doing my walks... again.

About time I go get her another gift card from the local pizza place.

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Reply #5143 on: January 24, 2021, 05:29:31 PM
Thinking about the 3 or 4 inches of fresh snow on the sidewalk.

Then..."skrich skrich skrich'. Ah...the sound of my wonderful neighbor outside doing my walks... again.

About time I go get her another gift card from the local pizza place.

I stood at my window with a hot cup of coffee, thick socks, clothes and a blanket draped over my shoulders and watched as my landlord plowed the parking lot and the shoveled the walkways. I don't even own a snow shovel  8)

"I'm a hazard to my health, don't let me get me"


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Reply #5144 on: January 25, 2021, 02:37:34 PM
I wouldn't list this as Made My Day, but no where else to put it.

A little over a week ago, the kids mom (Dan's ex) informed them that she was going to have to get a hotel room for the weekend because of some work going on in her house.  I suggested she just come stay with us.  The girls were happy.  Dan was not happy.  But I just didn't think it was right that she's in a cramped little hotel room while we've got room at our place for her.  So she came and stayed with us.  And we all had fun together with games, karaoke, puzzles, cards, movies.  Dan suffered through it.

Well, yesterday she found out that she needs to vacate the house for a week.  When Dan heard, he looked at me and said, "NO!"

And he had no sooner said that when I looked at the girls and told them to invite their mother to stay with us.

I have two daughters extremely happy with me. 
I have a husband that is not very happy with me. 
Hmmm, how to make it up to him?!