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Pornhubby · **Reply #7380 on:** April 13, 2023, 10:44:22 PM

Filed my tax return. I owed $6.

Sadly, TurboTax charged me $58 to do the return. But here is the secret to avoiding problems with the IRS… *Always* file when everyone else is filing. Try to avoid the extension. Try to avoid a lot of deductions. Anything that would raise a flag... You file your tax return, when tens of millions of other people are doing the same thing, and you’ll slide right through. At least that’s the theory that’s worked for me all these years.

MintJulie · **Reply #7381 on:** April 14, 2023, 01:54:50 PM

Filed our taxes yesterday.

Also, I weighed myself for the first time in 2 weeks. Very happy with results.

Shiela_M · **Reply #7382 on:** April 14, 2023, 03:00:42 PM

I completely forgot Taxes are due in the next couple days. Thankfully I had mine done by Feb 1st.

I have been invited to a family get together with Allan's extended family. His uncle has a cabin up nort' and they have a spring cleaning party. I'm feeling some anxiety about meeting them ass, but his mother "demands" I go. I asked if he let them know I work weekends think it may be my way out, but he said it's pretty much a week long thing. His uncle spends the entire last week of April at the cabin cleaning and whatever, and people will just show up and whatever. So there is a chance that I may only meet his uncle or I could show up and his entire clan could be there having a massive cleaning and BBQ thing.

Coach Eric · **Reply #7383 on:** April 14, 2023, 03:18:44 PM

Wife’s doing our taxes today. Going to be an ugly time at our house. First time in a long time I’m glad I’m working.

We celebrated the boys birthday’s last night. Hell of a turn out. Probably over 30 people at one time. We had 5 tables for our group. Lots were coming and going as the night went on. I got there about 4:30 and stayed till 11:30. If I didn’t have to work this morning I probably would have stayed. Hard to stay out when you know the alarms going off at 5am. But it was so nice to have everyone get together and see so many of their friends show up and celebrate with us

msslave · **Reply #7384 on:** April 14, 2023, 03:20:01 PM

Things seem to be moving along quickly. Kinda like a snow ball going down hill. I'm happy for you and I know you'll charm other members of the clan as you did mom and dad.

Just flash that wonderful Shiela smile and watch the alcohol consumption...ya don't wanna flash anything else.

Clitical Thinking · **Reply #7385 on:** April 14, 2023, 03:53:41 PM

Quote from: msslave on April 14, 2023, 03:20:01 PM

ya don't wanna flash anything else.

I'd imagine half of Allan's family would get down on one knee and propose right then and there

Pornhubby · **Reply #7386 on:** April 14, 2023, 04:19:42 PM

Quote from: MintJulie on April 14, 2023, 01:54:50 PM

Also, I weighed myself for the first time in 2 weeks. Very happy with results.

Same thing as sitting on my face. Ask Sasha. Naughty FaceTime this morning.

ObiDongKenobi · **Reply #7387 on:** April 14, 2023, 05:27:09 PM

Quote from: Pornhubby on April 13, 2023, 10:44:22 PM

Filed my tax return. I owed $6.

Sadly, TurboTax charged me $58 to do the return. But here is the secret to avoiding problems with the IRS… *Always* file when everyone else is filing. Try to avoid the extension. Try to avoid a lot of deductions. Anything that would raise a flag... You file your tax return, when tens of millions of other people are doing the same thing, and you’ll slide right through. At least that’s the theory that’s worked for me all these years.

Has the USA ever considered a Paye As You Earn system like the UK one? It seems much simpler for regular earners, only gets really complicated if you have lots of investment income or are self-employed.

Clitical Thinking · **Reply #7388 on:** April 14, 2023, 05:41:38 PM

Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on April 14, 2023, 05:27:09 PM

Quote from: Pornhubby on April 13, 2023, 10:44:22 PM
Filed my tax return. I owed $6.

Sadly, TurboTax charged me $58 to do the return. But here is the secret to avoiding problems with the IRS… *Always* file when everyone else is filing. Try to avoid the extension. Try to avoid a lot of deductions. Anything that would raise a flag... You file your tax return, when tens of millions of other people are doing the same thing, and you’ll slide right through. At least that’s the theory that’s worked for me all these years.

Has the USA ever considered a Paye As You Earn system like the UK one? It seems much simpler for regular earners, only gets really complicated if you have lots of investment income or are self-employed.

We could have a simpler system, but tax preparers like HR Block actively lobby Congress to keep it the way it is

Shiela_M · **Reply #7389 on:** April 14, 2023, 07:14:33 PM

Quote from: Clitical Thinking on April 14, 2023, 05:41:38 PM

Has the USA ever considered a Paye As You Earn system like the UK one? It seems much simpler for regular earners, only gets really complicated if you have lots of investment income or are self-employed.

We could have a simpler system, but tax preparers like HR Block actively lobby Congress to keep it the way it is
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Not only that, but the government can easily figure out what you've made and where, and then do it themselves in a few weeks, but then they wont catch you with a mistake and charge fees and penalties.

Pornhubby · **Reply #7390 on:** April 14, 2023, 08:45:51 PM

I think the main complaint with a pay-as-you go, or national sales tax, system is that the poor pay a disproportionately high tax rate. That’s true even with the current system, which favors the wealthy. I’m not sure they’ll ever figure out an equitable tax scheme. It’s an oxymoron anyway.

Coach Eric · **Reply #7391 on:** April 15, 2023, 03:59:58 AM

The fire tonite made my day. But the thoughts of tomorrow are making me pretty happy also. Wife is going out around 10 am and won’t be back till after sunset. The boys are going to a concert in the evening. But… their friend invited the three of us tk a darty. A day time party. I was asked to come along with them. At first it was a thanks but no. With the wife being gone all day I’m thinking I might go. I’ll take my half a bottle of Remus bourbon to drink and go have a good time.

purpleshoes · **Reply #7392 on:** April 15, 2023, 11:48:07 AM

The missus and I had dinner at a sit-down restaurant for the first time since the pandemic started. Talk about sticker shock.

Aside from that, it was very enjoyable. Nice to have the food hot when it was brought to the table. I can't say the same about either takeout or delivery.

msslave · **Reply #7393 on:** April 15, 2023, 02:17:00 PM

Welcome back to dining out Purple.

I guess we're old and set in our ways. Once business was allowed to reopen after the shut down we went back to dining out. It was a gradual change to normal.

We enjoyed being out and appreciated the precautions being taken. In addition to enjoying eating out, I felt I was doing a small part in helping these business keep going.

msslave · **Reply #7394 on:** April 15, 2023, 05:17:03 PM

Got a call a short while ago. Daughter, son in law and the dog are on their way from upstate New York. Be here tomorrow afternoon early.

Go ahead, just ask me if I'm happy

Pornhubby · **Reply #7395 on:** April 15, 2023, 05:35:47 PM

I’m excited for you Bob.

My son has an academic honors ceremony at the University this afternoon. It is Easter weekend in the Orthodox church, so there will be midnight services tonight. First time in history I won’t be able to drink vodka shots with the priests afterwards.

msslave · **Reply #7396 on:** April 15, 2023, 05:37:56 PM

Congratulations to your son. He's been doing great. So sorry you can't be there.

Pornhubby · **Reply #7397 on:** April 15, 2023, 05:38:58 PM

Quote from: msslave on April 15, 2023, 05:37:56 PM

Congratulations to your son. He's been doing great. So sorry you can't be there.

Oh, I am going. That’s what made my day today. And I get to sit with his lovely girlfriend. An added bonus.

msslave · **Reply #7398 on:** April 15, 2023, 07:50:46 PM

Ah! A bit slow on my part. It's the drinking you're skipping. You can always sit with the priests and sip on a Coke. I'd recommend another sober partner tho'.

Coach Eric · **Reply #7399 on:** April 15, 2023, 11:24:38 PM

Hanging with all the people at the Darty. Having a ball. Drank half a bottle of bourbon and feeling no pain. Sons driving home

What MADE your day today?