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Reply #820 on: July 08, 2016, 02:12:28 PM
I couldn't sleep, and since my daughter won't leave me alone we talked about school starting back up and how she kinda missed school pizza.

So do I. I get weird cravings for it on occasion.  :roll:



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Reply #821 on: July 08, 2016, 07:01:38 PM
When I went out to my mailbox this morning across the street there was a doe with her two fawns. 



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Reply #822 on: July 09, 2016, 06:32:04 PM
I decided to tell my wife about my medical issue today. We sat outside in the shade and when it was quiet I took her hand and told her that I have a potentially, at any second apparently, fatal health issue. She squeezed my hand and said "yeah, I know."  :roll:

I should have known better. Keeping a secret from her has always proven futile.

She looked at me and said "I've known you since we could barely talk, do you really think I wouldn't know something was wrong?"  :'( She informed me that we would take any steps, and do whatever we had to. She forbade me from dying for the next eighty to ninety years. "I told you a long time ago, white girl, we were going to die together holding each others hand."  :'(

The word "love" does not describe what I feel for her. I want to die holding her hand. I just hope it won't be for another ninety years.



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Reply #823 on: July 09, 2016, 07:36:12 PM
Bought a new bike today. Though originally wanted it in army green colour, but girlfriend liked this one more. And I agree with her on this. .


Something about something by someone important.


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Reply #824 on: July 09, 2016, 10:40:47 PM
@insatiable- very nice!

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Reply #825 on: July 09, 2016, 11:26:42 PM
Bought a new bike today. Though originally wanted it in army green colour, but girlfriend liked this one more. And I agree with her on this. .

Have you had it up on the back tire yet? (Or do you spell it tyre?)   ^-^



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Reply #826 on: July 10, 2016, 02:21:28 AM
Bought a new bike today. Though originally wanted it in army green colour, but girlfriend liked this one more. And I agree with her on this. .

Have you had it up on the back tire yet? (Or do you spell it tyre?)   ^-^

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Reply #827 on: July 10, 2016, 05:51:45 AM
And every 4000 miles you change the earl in your car.



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Reply #828 on: July 10, 2016, 04:25:19 PM
Bought a new bike today. Though originally wanted it in army green colour, but girlfriend liked this one more. And I agree with her on this. .



Very nice Insatiable.   Have fun.   Be safe.   
Always been afraid to ride or ride on a bike myself.

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Reply #829 on: July 11, 2016, 01:24:54 AM
A day by the pool with friends and near perfect weather.   
Water temp 92 degrees.     Somebody forgot to turn the heater off.  Ooops.

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Reply #830 on: July 11, 2016, 10:53:25 AM
I just hope it won't be for another ninety years.

Chirp, I hope all your dreams come true



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Reply #831 on: July 12, 2016, 03:58:33 PM
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Reply #832 on: July 12, 2016, 04:10:22 PM
Gathered my whole family and broke the news about my health issue. Again, the women in my life know all :roll: My mom and stepmom knew. My sister and her future wife knew. My 4 year old, and my wife's daughter were terrified but some snuggles and assurances later and they're ok.

I have the best family ever.  :D




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Reply #833 on: July 13, 2016, 05:54:00 PM
Bought a new bike today. Though originally wanted it in army green colour, but girlfriend liked this one more. And I agree with her on this. .



Nice. Stay safe. ATGATT.

That is all.


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Reply #834 on: July 13, 2016, 05:55:01 PM
Knowing ChirpingGirl got   :aol_anal: always puts a smile right on my face.   :D



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Reply #835 on: July 13, 2016, 06:19:54 PM
Knowing ChirpingGirl got   :aol_anal: always puts a smile right on my face.   :D

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Reply #836 on: July 13, 2016, 06:27:44 PM
Knowing ChirpingGirl got   :aol_anal: always puts a smile right on my face.   :D

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Woohoo  :D



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Reply #837 on: July 15, 2016, 01:13:43 AM
Torn trapezius.

That sucks. Did you miss the catch? Was it anything like this?

https://youtu.be/WIDL3hIe0bU



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Reply #838 on: July 15, 2016, 04:55:49 AM

I'm thinking Toe's a pitcher, not a catcher.   :emot_laughing:

However, I've been wrong before.   :o

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Reply #839 on: July 15, 2016, 05:19:06 AM

I'm thinking Toe's a pitcher, not a catcher.   :emot_laughing:

However, I've been wrong before.   :o

He knows what pegging is.  :emot_laughing: