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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #1380 on: March 08, 2017, 05:14:16 PM
I'm sick, but... I just found out I have............... a little BROTHER.  :facepalm:

And he really wants to meet me.


I need a nap.

 :facepalm:

I guess it's good news.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2017, 05:21:05 PM by ChirpingGirl »


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Reply #1381 on: March 08, 2017, 05:41:12 PM
A nice lazy morning and my vibrator.  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #1382 on: March 09, 2017, 04:56:38 AM
I drove 250 miles in four different counties today.  Somewhere in the middle of all that, and old friend I haven't seen in five years sent me a text, asking what I was doing.  He was in town and wanted to meet.  I asked him where he was, and he gave me the name of a restaurant less than 2 minutes from my location.  I pulled off at the next exit.  What are the chances?


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Reply #1383 on: March 09, 2017, 05:41:11 AM
After 3 weeks of intense issues in timing, access to subject matter experts, missed review deadlines I thought the writers in our documentation group should get a little relief. I passed around a copy of things Klingon Tech Writers say.

The grey funk lifted and team spirits were raised without the use of alcohol.

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Klingons do not sit in meetings, we take what we want and kill anyone who opposes us!

Certification?! Taking your head and putting it on a pike in my office is all the certification I need!

I will return to the homeworld and my documentation will arise triumphant in the STC Documentation Gauntlet, leaving all others drowning in their own dangling modifiers. It will be glorious!!

Not returning my review copies by the agreed deadline is a declaration of war. Indeed, it is a good day to die.

These software specifications are for the weak and timid!!

This version of Word is a piece of GAGH! I need the latest version of Framemaker if I am to do battle with this manual.

You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you’ve read it in the original Klingon.

Indentation?! I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!

What is this talk of “drafts”? Klingons do not make document “drafts”. Our documents escape, leaving a bloody trail of SMEs in its wake!

Passive voice is a sign of weakness. Its elimination will be quick.

Proofreading? Klingons do not proofread. Our documents are purified with pain-sticks which cleanses the documents of impurities.

I have challenged the entire Marketing and R&D team to a Bat-Leh contest! They will not concern us again.

A TRUE Klingon warrior riddles his document with bullets, leaving it to beg for mercy.
By changing the layout of my manual, you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!

You question the worthiness of my grammar? I should kill you where you stand!
Our users will know fear and cower before our suite of manuals and online help! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
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Reply #1384 on: March 09, 2017, 06:22:34 AM
Nice!


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Reply #1385 on: March 09, 2017, 04:01:38 PM
That was great.......
The IT department should be very afraid of Klingon Tech Writers..........
 ;D

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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #1386 on: March 09, 2017, 08:46:22 PM
I'm out of quarantine.  ;D


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Reply #1387 on: March 10, 2017, 03:20:07 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on March 09, 2017, 08:46:22 PM
I'm out of quarantine.  ;D

She's back!  ;D


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Reply #1388 on: March 10, 2017, 04:21:49 PM
Quote from: KitKat on March 10, 2017, 03:20:07 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on March 09, 2017, 08:46:22 PM
I'm out of quarantine.  ;D

She's back!  ;D

 :D

Must have just been a head cold. Still oozing slime from my nose.  :roll:

But I got to sleep on the wife's boob last night. I drooled.  :emot_thdrool:

 ;D


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Reply #1389 on: March 10, 2017, 06:37:09 PM
Mailed a package on the way to the dog park this morning.  The clerk was so friendly and bubbly.  Cute young lady with a beaming smile.  She quickly took care of my package and gave me back my change with a sincere "thank you".

I said you're welcome and thank you for being such a friendly person.

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #1390 on: March 10, 2017, 06:44:10 PM
Quote from: msslave on March 10, 2017, 06:37:09 PM

The clerk was so friendly and bubbly.  Cute young lady with a beaming smile.  She quickly took care of my package.


Sounds like a story idea to me...   ;)





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Reply #1391 on: March 10, 2017, 06:55:47 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on March 10, 2017, 06:44:10 PM
Quote from: msslave on March 10, 2017, 06:37:09 PM

The clerk was so friendly and bubbly.  Cute young lady with a beaming smile.  She quickly took care of my package.


Sounds like a story idea to me...   ;)




;D So naughty Miss B...I love it! :emot_laughing:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #1392 on: March 10, 2017, 09:17:21 PM
Today has been absolutely gorgeous outside. Ran all over town doing stuff, then went for a long jog/walk with my best buddy.


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Reply #1393 on: March 11, 2017, 01:29:29 AM
The fact that it is Friday


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Reply #1394 on: March 11, 2017, 04:55:00 AM
That my mind was put at ease today by some special people, but I can't help but worry.   


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Reply #1395 on: March 11, 2017, 06:10:32 AM

Stopped in Old Navy for a bit at noon today and bought stuff.  :)




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Reply #1396 on: March 11, 2017, 07:12:11 PM
Being a knight in shining armour for the love of my life yesterday.

About the time she should have been walking in the door, my wife called me. Nothing overly strange as sometimes she is held up at work. This time she was still at work but only because her car wouldn't start. So, I got up off the couch, got dressed for going outside, drove to her work location and boosted her car.

Went out and bought a battery charger and applied it to her car. Fully charged now.

That is all.

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Reply #1397 on: March 11, 2017, 07:25:02 PM
Quote from: JBRG on March 11, 2017, 07:12:11 PM
Being a knight in shining armour for the love of my life yesterday.

About the time she should have been walking in the door, my wife called me. Nothing overly strange as sometimes she is held up at work. This time she was still at work but only because her car wouldn't start. So, I got up off the couch, got dressed for going outside, drove to her work location and boosted her car.

Went out and bought a battery charger and applied it to her car. Fully charged now.

Good hubby.


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Reply #1398 on: March 12, 2017, 04:12:39 AM

A fun day of celebration.  Was happy to arrive and see the guest of honor was enjoying himself and enjoying his new surroundings.

My friend surprised me when she pulled a flask out of her purse.   We were spiking our punch, so that was nice too.


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Reply #1399 on: March 12, 2017, 08:16:42 PM
That a friend going through a rough time seemed to have a nice day!!


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