Great day! I got some really great drugs, followed by deep anal penetration! Most action I've seen since....since, well I guess my last colonoscopy.
The downside was only getting four hours of sleep, drinking 4 liters of Golytely and no doubt increasing our water bill for this month after all the toilet flushings.
Better news, only one teeny polyp found, so I don't have to do this again for five years, rather than the three year gap since my last one.
Joking aside, any of you over 50, or with family history of colon cancer, get your check up scheduled. Really, good drugs and best of all, early detection if there is something up the old "poop chute". (other than your head
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