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Reply #6600 on: June 20, 2022, 02:40:58 PM
Great to hear that you had a lot of fun.
Though the first stumped me, the second was indeed funny.
Made me think.
“If I had a nickel for every time I went to a NickelBack concert,
I’d still be emptyhanded,

as I’d have to pay the nickel back.”



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Reply #6601 on: June 20, 2022, 03:35:53 PM
Dad LOVED his venison bacon meatballs. He didnt share them with anybody, but I had two of them for taste testing.

Oh, and to end my day on a even higher note, i went by Allan's after the party, and had a good and proper f@#$

Love you. Made my day.  Ate Dad’s balls and Allan’s. LOL.




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Reply #6602 on: June 20, 2022, 03:46:44 PM
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Reply #6603 on: June 20, 2022, 04:10:41 PM
I enjoy hearing how you're happy for your dad having a girlfriend. Some daughters may take the opposite tack. Don't want to "share" daddy with someone else. Sounds like a great family time. Thanks for sharing.

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Reply #6604 on: June 20, 2022, 04:46:01 PM
Dad LOVED his venison bacon meatballs. He didnt share them with anybody, but I had two of them for taste testing.

Oh, and to end my day on a even higher note, i went by Allan's after the party, and had a good and proper f@#$

Love you. Made my day.  Ate Dad’s balls and Allan’s. LOL.

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Reply #6605 on: June 20, 2022, 04:49:10 PM
I enjoy hearing how you're happy for your dad having a girlfriend. Some daughters may take the opposite tack. Don't want to "share" daddy with someone else. Sounds like a great family time. Thanks for sharing.

Actully that's my brother. Hes been on the fence about her for a while. He has this notion it's about the money. My dad and Julie have known each other for so many years, and they have finally gotten together, and Jason thinks it has to do with the inheritance my dad got a couple years ago.

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Reply #6606 on: June 20, 2022, 04:52:35 PM
I have a brother like that also. Totally obsessed about an inheritance that he will probably never live to see. First, my mother plans to spend it all, and second, she’s going to live to be 100+. I think she will outlive all of us. She doesn’t drink, she doesn’t smoke, she doesn’t fuck around, she’s basically in a state of suspended animation.

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Reply #6607 on: June 22, 2022, 06:38:48 PM
I just wanted all of you to know that all of you “make my day” every day. I don’t know what I would do without this place. But I wanted you to know that I love most of you. And even the ones that I don’t love, I appreciate you.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button



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Reply #6608 on: June 22, 2022, 06:49:44 PM
I just wanted all of you to know that all of you “make my day” every day. I don’t know what I would do without this place. But I wanted you to know that I love most of you. And even the ones that I don’t love, I appreciate you.

WOO!   8)  Shiela is waiting for us in the hot tub.

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Reply #6609 on: June 22, 2022, 08:05:00 PM
I just wanted all of you to know that all of you “make my day” every day. I don’t know what I would do without this place. But I wanted you to know that I love most of you. And even the ones that I don’t love, I appreciate you.

So far I'm having a fantastic day and was just thinking, I dont think it could get much better, and then i read this.🥰

Love you right back 💋



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Reply #6610 on: June 22, 2022, 08:27:54 PM
Love ya too Toe. As you've said many times we're all a little gay. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #6611 on: June 22, 2022, 08:29:56 PM
Got some good news a short while ago and all this sappiness are making my day  ;D



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Reply #6612 on: June 22, 2022, 10:03:14 PM
Big cookout today at dad's. Had the meatballs 9n the slow cooker all night. Last year he asked if I could do something with venison, so I bought a venison tenderloin, and fresh cut bacon. Ground it all up and made a separate batch just for him. Had to borrow a crock pot from the neighbors so I could have them both going last night.

Had to male a.double batch because with gas prices most of the family wasn't traveling and everybody is going to be there. Going to basically be a family reunion. Should be a lot of fun though.

So very jealous.

Also, today I was approved for promotion at work. Now I am a manager of the floor, as the previous manager was let go due to certain inappropriate behaviors at work. No one else was in line so the bosses secretary came in, handed me a paper and promptly left. I get to keep my office too. AND I get a door plate with my name on it and Manager on it. That and Grapico are my favorite things. Feels good man, now no one on the floor can order me around, only have to take orders from above. Shit is about to get real. No more fucking in the supply closet, unless you consent to being filmed, and I want my coffee Venti sized. Power feels nice.

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Reply #6613 on: June 22, 2022, 10:49:04 PM

Also, today I was approved for promotion at work. Now I am a manager of the floor, as the previous manager was let go due to certain inappropriate behaviors at work. No one else was in line so the bosses secretary came in, handed me a paper and promptly left. I get to keep my office too. AND I get a door plate with my name on it and Manager on it. That and Grapico are my favorite things. Feels good man, now no one on the floor can order me around, only have to take orders from above. Shit is about to get real. No more fucking in the supply closet, unless you consent to being filmed, and I want my coffee Venti sized. Power feels nice.


Congratulations my friend. Excellent news.

I have had 6 members of our legal team, three lawyers and three legal assistants, gone this week due to Covid and other maladies. So I’m here alone with the receptionist, basically doing the work of everyone.

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Reply #6614 on: June 22, 2022, 11:08:23 PM
Great WB. Did you get a key to the golden bathroom? I hear the toilet paper is Charmin and the hand dryer sucks rather than blows.

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Reply #6615 on: June 22, 2022, 11:17:05 PM
Looking good WB. Now make those monkeys under you jump and to your tune.

Remember what goes on in the golden bathroom stays on the golden bathroom. ;D

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Reply #6616 on: June 23, 2022, 03:53:26 AM

Also, today I was approved for promotion at work. Now I am a manager of the floor, as the previous manager was let go due to certain inappropriate behaviors at work. No one else was in line so the bosses secretary came in, handed me a paper and promptly left. I get to keep my office too. AND I get a door plate with my name on it and Manager on it. That and Grapico are my favorite things. Feels good man, now no one on the floor can order me around, only have to take orders from above. Shit is about to get real. No more fucking in the supply closet, unless you consent to being filmed, and I want my coffee Venti sized. Power feels nice.


Congratulations my friend. Excellent news.

I have had 6 members of our legal team, three lawyers and three legal assistants, gone this week due to Covid and other maladies. So I’m here alone with the receptionist, basically doing the work of everyone.

If I could, I would send a flock of interns to cover the entire office for you, those little monkeys know their shit.

Great WB. Did you get a key to the golden bathroom? I hear the toilet paper is Charmin and the hand dryer sucks rather than blows.

No golden bathroom, but one that is a step nicer than one at a four star restaurant. Kind of sucks, I was expecting a starbucks in there. But no, its just a quieter shitter.

Looking good WB. Now make those monkeys under you jump and to your tune.

Remember what goes on in the golden bathroom stays on the golden bathroom. ;D

If it was legal, I would make them gladiator fight, or pull a pirate skit, the one from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. But alas, all I can get them to do is their work. But interns are open game, little monkeys, fighting for their grades, or a full time position. But I am a benevolent god, and I had the one intern in the group who was making the rest look bad by slacking off, bringing down their productivity transferred to Receiving. Now there is peace in the lands again.

Also I was not joking about the fucking in the supply closet. I got the security monitor now. They better clean up afterwards or there will be hell to pay.

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Reply #6617 on: June 23, 2022, 04:59:29 PM
But interns are open game, little monkeys, fighting for their grades, or a full time position.

Oh my goodness, I used to be an intern, and I find this to be so very offensive. No I dont, just kidding. Ha!

Congrats and the promotion, hope it's better than expected.

My day literally just started. I slept for nearly 12 hours. Why? Because why not. I had everlast a little and woke up at 6, but then I read of getting up and running and getting my day started, I just rolled over and fell back to sleep. Takes my battery a little longer to charge, so I feel fully charged right now.



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Reply #6618 on: June 23, 2022, 06:36:37 PM

Also, today I was approved for promotion at work. Now I am a manager of the floor, as the previous manager was let go due to certain inappropriate behaviors at work. No one else was in line so the bosses secretary came in, handed me a paper and promptly left. I get to keep my office too. AND I get a door plate with my name on it and Manager on it. That and Grapico are my favorite things. Feels good man, now no one on the floor can order me around, only have to take orders from above. Shit is about to get real. No more fucking in the supply closet, unless you consent to being filmed, and I want my coffee Venti sized. Power feels nice.

 

Also I was not joking about the fucking in the supply closet. I got the security monitor now. They better clean up afterwards or there will be hell to pay.
Time to abuse power and have some fun with the female interns? :D

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Reply #6619 on: June 26, 2022, 03:53:33 PM
I'll post it here since I dare not venture past Hell's threshold called "Room 1408"...

Apparently the abortion debate in the US stirred things up here in Belgium.  Two out of our current government's five ruling parties (*): central right and central left have joined hands in trying to get the right to abortion embedded in the constitution.  At the moment it's - a fairly complex, but quite workable - law.
There's a long way to go, but it's a start.
« Last Edit: June 26, 2022, 03:58:57 PM by Hades »

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