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Reply #7280 on: March 18, 2023, 03:55:54 PM
Just happy that that penIS guy is gone, and that Coach Eric is back.   I really didn't like that other user name.

Wasn’t sure at first if I wanted that name again

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Reply #7281 on: March 18, 2023, 04:20:18 PM
Well I for one was glad to see you back. Now seeing you use your old ID makes me even happier. Gives me hope other lost sheep will return.

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Reply #7282 on: March 18, 2023, 05:23:33 PM
Well I for one was glad to see you back. Now seeing you use your old ID makes me even happier. Gives me hope other lost sheep will return.

Thanks MS.

And what made my day today… MJ’s avatar this morning   8)

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Reply #7283 on: March 18, 2023, 05:24:02 PM
Just happy that that penIS guy is gone, and that Coach Eric is back.   I really didn't like that other user name.

That’s OK, Shiela loved it.

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Reply #7284 on: March 18, 2023, 06:20:47 PM
Susan Sontag’s likes and dislikes:

Things I like: fires, Venice, tequila, sunsets, babies, silent films, heights, coarse salt, top hats, large longhaired dogs, ship models, cinnamon, goose down quilts, pocket watches, the smell of newly mown grass, linen, Bach, Louis XIII furniture, sushi, microscopes, large rooms, boots, drinking water, maple sugar candy.

Things I dislike: sleeping in an apartment alone, cold weather, couples, football games, swimming, anchovies, mustaches, cats, umbrellas, being photographed, the taste of licorice, washing my hair (or having it washed), wearing a wristwatch, giving a lecture, cigars, writing letters, taking showers, Robert Frost, German food.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button



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Reply #7285 on: March 19, 2023, 01:23:10 AM
Started drinking at 6am. Added a bit of Jager cold brew to my coffee for work. Made the morning a bit better. Then got home and made a nice ginger beer and bourbon. Made the afternoon a bit better also

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Reply #7286 on: March 19, 2023, 01:57:03 AM
ginger beer and bourbon.

One of my new favorite summer drinks the last couple months. (in Florida, so I've been treating in like summer)

In fact, Seagrams Gingerale is in the outdoor fridge.  Might have to partake.

My day...We were driving down the road today and there was a big sign in front of a college advertising a track meet.  We swung in and watched a bunch of college teams.  And one of the schools attending was the middle one's.  So we hung out there this afternoon. University of Texas was there, Wisconsin, Ohio State.  I forget the other big one.   It was a fun day.

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Reply #7287 on: March 19, 2023, 02:30:00 AM
My go to has been bourbon and ginger ale with a splash of lemon or lime depending on my mood. Each gives a different taste to the drink

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Reply #7288 on: March 19, 2023, 01:27:14 PM
Susan Sontag’s likes and dislikes:

Things I like: fires, Venice, tequila, sunsets, babies, silent films, heights, coarse salt, top hats, large longhaired dogs, ship models, cinnamon, goose down quilts, pocket watches, the smell of newly mown grass, linen, Bach, Louis XIII furniture, sushi, microscopes, large rooms, boots, drinking water, maple sugar candy.

Things I dislike: sleeping in an apartment alone, cold weather, couples, football games, swimming, anchovies, mustaches, cats, umbrellas, being photographed, the taste of licorice, washing my hair (or having it washed), wearing a wristwatch, giving a lecture, cigars, writing letters, taking showers, Robert Frost, German food.

Who is Susan Sontag?

Wait, never mind. I'll ask the great and powerful Google. Duh.  :facepalm:



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Reply #7289 on: March 20, 2023, 03:00:27 AM
Cuming home to KB as myself.






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Reply #7290 on: March 22, 2023, 02:49:26 AM
I was coming home from the VA this afternoon. Only got a few blocks when I came up on an accident scene. Fire truck blocking one lane of traffic, ambulance in front of that. Then a car that had been rear ended, badly.

The EMTs were preparing a stretcher ready to remove a victim from the car. Got past and continued on down the street.

A few more blocks and there was another car, stalled, front end smashed. Apparently tried to make a run for it after the accident.

What made my day was the bastard who tried to make a get away didn't get far.

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Reply #7291 on: March 22, 2023, 03:37:57 AM
My latest chapter of a story on Literotica is finally getting posted, after two weeks of waiting. I'm "HBuff" over there. That particular story is in French. Literotica is the only place I know where I can reach thousands of readers in my native language. I'll probably try with a French story on AO3 as well.

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Reply #7292 on: March 22, 2023, 12:58:02 PM

After being away from home for 4 months (except for our two week return in January for a close friend's wedding), we will be home later today. 

Home sweet home.  My own bed.  My own shower.  High speed internet.  My comfy couch that I can stretch out on.

Can't wait to walk in to a clean house and just relax....wait, 4 months of the oldest living there without me constantly telling her to pick up after herself, I think I'll be cleaning for 3 straight days. 

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Reply #7293 on: March 22, 2023, 01:49:24 PM
....wait, 4 months of the oldest living there without me constantly telling her to pick up after herself, I think I'll be cleaning for 3 straight days.

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Reply #7294 on: March 23, 2023, 12:48:13 AM
....wait, 4 months of the oldest living there without me constantly telling her to pick up after herself, I think I'll be cleaning for 3 straight days.

 :emot_laughing:

Well, it wasn't that bad.  The house was tidy, but she didn't clean my wood floors once.  I used 5 dry swifters, then used  3 clean pads on my Reveal mop. 

Waiting for Dan to get out of the shower, then I'm going in and turning the heat on high and sitting down on the floor with my loofah and baby baby bath soap for as long as I can take it.  High pressure. Endless hot water.  I can't wait.  I am really happy we went with a tankless water heater when the last tank died on us. 
I really need a bathroom makeover with a BF bathtub. 

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Reply #7295 on: March 23, 2023, 01:53:34 AM
Ill drop a Woo to you. You definitely sound happy to be home. So glad you had a good time, and had a pretty much stress free return home.

Endless hot water sounds like a dream. It's so irritating when the hot water runs out.



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Reply #7296 on: March 23, 2023, 05:18:01 PM
We found a home for a lot of Neville's kitty thing. Our next door neighbor (the one who does most of our snow shoveling) has a nephew who recently got a cat. He lives about a 100 miles away but comes up here about every other weekend.

So out the door yesterday went a cat climbing tree. A feeding station, a metal sculpture with a cat face and holders for two bowls. A very posh cat carrier with sheepskin lining. One side even folded down to double the inside space.

I thought I'd be sad seeing the last of Neville's things go out the door but instead I was happy that another kitty would be enjoying them. Better yet they were going to a relative of a neighbor who helps us so much.

OK, this morning seeing the empty spaces left me a bit sad, but we're moving on.

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Reply #7297 on: March 23, 2023, 05:22:16 PM
Woo Bob. It’s hard to let them things go but great that you found someone that could use them

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Reply #7298 on: March 23, 2023, 05:23:25 PM
Getting a good night’s sleep and waking up refreshed.

I am totally bummed out about all the sad news posted yesterday, and my effing no show 8 AM client. But better days ahead.

Hugs to Bob, Eric, WB, MJ, Rick, and anyone else I missed.






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Reply #7299 on: March 23, 2023, 05:58:22 PM
I'm glad you found a good home for all of Neville's thing. I would think it is so much better than having them all sit around collecting dust or going in the garbage.

Love you Bob