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Reply #8400 on: September 19, 2024, 06:20:50 PM
Getting my smart TV working again. Spent an hour on the phone with customer service. Scheduled an $75 service call. Unplugged and rebooted everything about 12 times before it finally worked. Thursday night football now! And I cancelled the service call!

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Reply #8401 on: September 20, 2024, 03:56:40 AM
I'm going home on Sunday. I've had a great week and with the help of a walker, can now take myself to the bathroom..no help. i as so happy to lock the door and go by myself for once.

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Reply #8402 on: September 20, 2024, 04:14:23 AM
I'm going home on Sunday. I've had a great week and with the help of a walker, can now take myself to the bathroom..no help. i as so happy to lock the door and go by myself for once.

I think of you all every day

I sympathize. Post heart attack and open heart surgery, my physical therapist would only let me leave the nursing home if I could stand on one foot and raise the foot of other leg to knee level (replicating motion to enter a vehicle).   



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Reply #8403 on: September 20, 2024, 04:35:33 AM
I'm going home on Sunday. I've had a great week and with the help of a walker, can now take myself to the bathroom..no help. i as so happy to lock the door and go by myself for once.

I think of you all every day

So very happy to see you posting again, and that you're continuing to improve. Keep it up girl!💋🩷



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Reply #8404 on: September 20, 2024, 04:42:38 AM
So happy about your news Jules. You've had us all on edge for a while. You're one strong woman kiddo. Team Linda has praying and pulling for you. Keep up the good work 👍 :emot_kiss:

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Reply #8405 on: September 20, 2024, 06:23:39 PM
So happy you hear this.

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Reply #8406 on: September 20, 2024, 07:15:31 PM
I'm going home on Sunday. I've had a great week and with the help of a walker, can now take myself to the bathroom..no help. i as so happy to lock the door and go by myself for once.

I think of you all every day

There is no place like home. Of course, there is KB, right?  8)   And no mowing your lawn and working in your yard.  ;D ;D 

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Reply #8407 on: September 22, 2024, 05:18:01 PM
A life long friend of mine came to Minneapolis this.week for some very serious surgery (pancreas). She came through it fine and NO CANCER!

She's doing great and well on her way to recovery. I'm only ten minutes from her hospital and will be going for a visit with his afternoon.

There's been lots of group emails since all this started this week. I'll be happy to report on my visit and how well she's doing.

There's just something so special about a friend you've known since childhood and to be able to stop by when they're recovering from serious surgery.

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Reply #8408 on: September 24, 2024, 04:39:20 PM
That is heartwarming. I hope my friends in Milwaukee and I are still that close as the years pass. I hope yours keeps doing well.❤️



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Reply #8409 on: September 24, 2024, 06:05:48 PM
Thanks S. Yes, our class is still close even tho' we've lost a third of our number.

I'd hoped to visit again today as Wednesday was expected to be here release day. Well surprise, she's going home today. I called and wished her well. It was amazing to have the time together that we did get.

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Reply #8410 on: September 27, 2024, 03:41:08 PM
Had family friends visiting from Kentucky that past week. Been a LOT of driving around to door county and a few spots my dad loves going to. Every day they had to stop someplace for cheese curds.

They really like my new mom, and they wanted to meet Allan, but he never seemed to be free when they were in the area. We'd be up at the tip of the peninsula and he send a text asking where we were at.

I think this "engagement" has changed him. He always busy, and we only have sex 2 or 3 times a week instead of the usual 4 or 5. I thought I was the one to lose interest 😂🤣 or we've both been rather busy this past month. That the more likely reason. We never miss a chance to lay a fresh coat of stank on that gaming chair. :emot_thdrool:

Been a good week, has been a great month.



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Reply #8411 on: September 27, 2024, 04:26:11 PM

I think this "engagement" has changed him. He always busy, and we only have sex 2 or 3 times a week instead of the usual 4 or 5.


Quite a drought you’re having there.   
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Reply #8412 on: October 01, 2024, 07:58:27 AM
This old gf from 30 years ago called me today to tell me that breaking up with me was the biggest mistake of her life. LOL. “Tell me you’re crazy without saying it.”

She just wanted to apologize in case I’ve been grieving for 30 years. We were hot and heavy for a few weeks back in the day, but she left me for her ex. The drug addict with a 12”.  I assume.

It got weirder when she told me she still loves me. But I get that a lot from my exes. 😂😂😂 She may have been stoned.

She sent me some photos. Hot for a grandma. But not with the “I’ve loved you for 30 years” craziness. You know I don’t like women who love me. 😂

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Reply #8413 on: October 01, 2024, 02:58:59 PM
This old gf from 30 years ago called me today to tell me that breaking up with me was the biggest mistake of her life. LOL. “Tell me you’re crazy without saying it.”

She just wanted to apologize in case I’ve been grieving for 30 years. We were hot and heavy for a few weeks back in the day, but she left me for her ex. The drug addict with a 12”.  I assume.

It got weirder when she told me she still loves me. But I get that a lot from my exes. 😂😂😂 She may have been stoned.

She sent me some photos. Hot for a grandma. But not with the “I’ve loved you for 30 years” craziness. You know I don’t like women who love me. 😂

In the immortal words of Alice Cooper from his song, which is considered a primer on how not to just dive into something with someone crazy..."I better not touch, because I want it too much."

The sage advice I have gleaned from your post was if its been some time since you seen someone who broke it off with you, its best to leave those old bones in the past. I would wish her well and move on. Like I said about that cheerleader whom I dated for a week when me and wife broke up in high school. I shut her down hard, because she was a crazy, man trapping bitch. Her current husband is a sad shell of a man now. Woo for you!

(Not to sound shallow, but I wish I could pull the way you handle women off. I am just a meat brick. A toast of some damned fine coffee from my work desk to you, good sir!)

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Reply #8414 on: October 01, 2024, 03:47:34 PM
“I’ve loved you for 30 years”

She's single and lonely. If you weren't good enough for her then, she's not good enough for you now. Her relationships have failed, and now she's regreting leaving and remembering how hot and heavy you two were, and let's not forget that fantastic looking dick you've got 🍆🤤.

Her loss!!

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Reply #8415 on: October 01, 2024, 03:54:11 PM
“I’ve loved you for 30 years”

She's single and lonely. If you weren't good enough for her then, she's not good enough for you now. Her relationships have failed, and now she's regreting leaving and remembering how hot and heavy you two were, and let's not forget that fantastic looking dick you've got 🍆🤤.

Her lose!!

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Reply #8416 on: October 03, 2024, 01:52:37 AM
Got two letters from the Social Security Administration today. Unbeknownst to me (or perhaps forgotten by me) is that two of my former employers had retirement accounts set aside for me, and if I contact these employers, I can have $$$ coming my way.



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Reply #8417 on: October 03, 2024, 02:51:27 AM
Got two letters from the Social Security Administration today. Unbeknownst to me (or perhaps forgotten by me) is that two of my former employers had retirement accounts set aside for me, and if I contact these employers, I can have $$$ coming my way.

Duuude… jealous! Congrats!

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Reply #8418 on: October 03, 2024, 04:55:38 AM
Well Dudester,  treats at tomorrow night's hot tub party are on you!

I'll be there as towel boy of course.

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Reply #8419 on: October 03, 2024, 07:17:10 PM
Congrats on the payday love. If there's gonna be a hot tub party, I'm getting me a tiny thong and a pair of garters, and seeing if I can't get some your those Benjamin's stuffed in them LoL! :emot_booty: