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Reply #20 on: May 05, 2015, 07:00:44 PM
LOL....Houston is a "rural backwater".??
OMG...... :emot_laughing:

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Reply #21 on: May 05, 2015, 07:18:57 PM
Quote from: toeinh2o on May 05, 2015, 07:16:20 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 05, 2015, 07:00:44 PM
LOL....Houston is a "rural backwater".??
OMG...... :emot_laughing:

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The meeting was in Bastrop, Texas, population 7,500.  Where did you get Houston out of this?

I was being critical of the entire state....
But hey if you want to pick on New Jersey...be my guest, hell maybe we can give you Governor Christie.....(If you so desire)..... :emot_laughing:

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Reply #22 on: May 13, 2015, 04:41:59 PM
What an insulting and precise response to the hard earned stupidity of Cruz.

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Reply #23 on: May 13, 2015, 09:39:31 PM
You mean the government is not invading Texas?  Guess then people like Cruz and Perry are safe for the time being.... ;D 

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Reply #24 on: May 14, 2015, 02:36:29 AM
The Federal Government invaded in 1865. These idiots haven't figured it out. Perry and Cruz are suspicious of the Federal government, yet Perry ran in the last presidential race, and Cruz declared he is a candidate in this one.

So they are both hypocritical assholes who have to work hard to rise to the level of dog shit.


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Reply #25 on: May 14, 2015, 05:40:56 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 14, 2015, 02:36:29 AM
The Federal Government invaded in 1865. These idiots haven't figured it out. Perry and Cruz are suspicious of the Federal government, yet Perry ran in the last presidential race, and Cruz declared he is a candidate in this one.

So they are both hypocritical assholes who have to work hard to rise to the level of dog shit.



Maybe if Cruz makes it in as president.....we could invade Canada.??
If not Canada, I would suggest Bermuda.....Bermuda is a great place in the summer.
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Reply #26 on: May 15, 2015, 06:42:54 AM
We don't want no president who plays the conga drums!

::: do you know how hard I had to dig to dredge up that fact? :::

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Reply #27 on: May 15, 2015, 08:35:45 AM
Going in a different direction, i'd rather have Ricky Ricardo for President than Lucy Ricardo. Can you imagine what kind of show I Love Lucy would have been if Ricky had been President? Fred Mertz Secretary Of State? Fred was cheap. He'd find ways to cut Government Spending big time. :^) lol

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Reply #28 on: May 30, 2015, 12:24:08 AM
All right, well maybe, just MAY - BE, witchcraft IS plausible. But sodomy??? :P

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Reply #29 on: May 30, 2015, 01:05:56 AM
Quote from: GEMINIGUY on May 30, 2015, 12:24:08 AM

All right, well maybe, just MAY - BE, witchcraft IS plausible. But sodomy??? :P


Yeah. Those cursed sodomites are responsible for ALL the world's evils.






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Reply #30 on: May 30, 2015, 03:00:10 AM
Between Texas, Florida, and California do we really have to claim these as part of the U.S.?

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Reply #31 on: May 30, 2015, 04:31:01 AM
Hey, Toe, if you decide to "take one for the home team", i'm sure Liz, Katie or MissBarbara will break out the strap on for you. ;-)

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Reply #32 on: May 30, 2015, 06:47:06 AM
You're sure?

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Reply #33 on: June 02, 2015, 12:45:24 PM
Ted Cruz, Foe of Hurricane Sandy Relief Package, Praises Federal Aid for Texas Flood Victims

The 2016 presidential candidate angered many New York and New Jersey residents when he voted in January of 2013 against a $51 billion package to help Hurricane Sandy victims.

"This bill is symptomatic of a larger problem in Washington—an addiction to spending money we do not have. The United States Senate should not be in the business of exploiting victims of natural disasters to fund pork projects that further expand our debt," Cruz said in reference to the bill that passed in the Senate, 62 to 36.

Cruz argued that the Hurricane Sandy aid package was bloated with unrelated spending items.

"Two-thirds of this spending is not remotely 'emergency'; the Congressional Budget Office estimates that only 30 percent of the authorized funds would be spent in the next 20 months, and over a billion dollars will be spent as late as 2021," Cruz told the Houston Chronicle at the time.

On Wednesday, Cruz painted a much rosier picture of government aid:

"One of the things that is inspiring in this time of challenge is how Texans come together. We're seeing cooperation with state government, local government, and the federal government—all standing together at a time of great challenge," Cruz said, adding, "The federal government's role, once the governor declares a disaster area, and makes a request, I am confident that the Texas congressional delegation, Senator Cornyn and I, and the members of Congress, both Republicans and Democrats, will stand united as the Texans, in support of the federal government fulfilling its statutory obligations and stepping in to respond to this natural disaster."

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-05-28/ted-cruz-foe-of-hurricane-sandy-relief-package-praises-federal-aid-for-texas-flood-victims

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Reply #34 on: June 02, 2015, 02:17:29 PM
Politicians are hypocrites? Say it ain't so?!!??! :roll:


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Reply #35 on: June 02, 2015, 02:34:49 PM
So does this mean ....."The US Army ISN'T going to attack Texas".??
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Reply #36 on: June 02, 2015, 09:24:36 PM
The 40 days of rain is the fault of the Federal govt, Obama made the disaster!

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Reply #37 on: June 02, 2015, 09:30:02 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on June 02, 2015, 09:24:36 PM
The 40 days of rain is the fault of the Federal govt, Obama made the disaster!

Well, global warming doesn't exist so it's obviously not that.

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Reply #38 on: June 02, 2015, 11:36:22 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on June 02, 2015, 09:24:36 PM
The 40 days of rain is the fault of the Federal govt, Obama made the disaster!

40 Days of Rain...??
Okay Texas...!!!.....Where The Hell Did You Hide Noah.??
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Reply #39 on: June 03, 2015, 03:42:07 AM
Liz, this the Bible Belt. Things get biblical down here.

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