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on: March 15, 2015, 05:08:12 PM
I'm sitting in church today , a n early thirties fit mom with a spring dress and obviously freshly shaven legs when crossed rides high on her thighs givinge a  serious erection. So I start scanning the crowd and find many women I'm screaming in my head, but I'd lick several of these church moms dark hole.



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Reply #1 on: March 15, 2015, 06:53:50 PM
I'm sitting in church today , a n early thirties fit mom with a spring dress and obviously freshly shaven legs when crossed rides high on her thighs givinge a  serious erection. So I start scanning the crowd and find many women I'm screaming in my head, but I'd lick several of these church moms dark hole.

I believe that's called "being human"...





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Reply #2 on: March 15, 2015, 07:14:48 PM
Just don't climb up on the Altar and offer yourself to anyone for anything....
(it could get messy.!!!).
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Reply #3 on: March 15, 2015, 10:56:41 PM
Bwah hah hah...

I was raised by a hyper-religious family (read:cult) and have attended more hours of church (read:extreme boredom) than whole groups of people combined, which is probably why I'm an agnostic and will not even set foot in a church for weddings or funerals.

And, probably, why fresh-scrubbed makeupless girls in long dresses still give me serious wood (read:no outlet for teenage hormones), and probably why, well into my fifties, I'm still very good at masturbation (read:no outlet for teenage hormones).

This is one of those subjects where "You just woulda had to have been there." There is no real way to describe some of the crap I went through as a child. To the bizzare "foot washing ceremony" and the pit of horror (read:baptism pit in cellar of church)... it was unreal... I still cannot talk to my parents about religion, or this stuff... amazing. Amazing what we put our children through, before they are old enough to understand stuff. I tried to be fair to my daughter, and let her know what was out there, but I did not pressure her into anything.

I'm sorry I got off on that, I realize that wasn't your question...

Yes. I've had boners in church. More than I care to remember. I've even whacked off in the bathroom at church, while hearing long droning boring sermons in the background. Good grief, what I'd have gave back then to have a phone full of porn to look at, instead of just my fervid imagination. And a glimpse of an occasional ankle. Jeezus. Give a guy a break.

Our upbringing seems to determine a lot about ourselves. I accept that mine is the reason I'm so weird, and probably so hostile about things most people don't even think about much of the time. Like church. Sorry, god, old buddy.

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Reply #4 on: March 16, 2015, 07:32:12 PM
I could be wrong, but it's my distinct impression that men are "preoccupied with sex" every minute of every day.

Given that, being "preoccupied" in Church seems par for the course to me...





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Reply #5 on: March 16, 2015, 07:49:28 PM

I could be wrong, but it's my distinct impression that men are "preoccupied with sex" every minute of every day.

Given that, being "preoccupied" in Church seems par for the course to me...



I'm sorry, I missed what you said. I was to busy picturing you naked!  ;D


I suppose I set myself up for that...   ;)





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Reply #6 on: March 16, 2015, 09:42:32 PM
I grew up in a Pentecostal church, with a crazy mother who beat my ass raw daily, with a Bible in one hand, and a leather strop in the other.  The youth minister was a pedophile who misused his position of authority to sexually prey on children.  The church had demonic exorcisms, speaking in tongues, dancing in the spirit, laying on of hands, prophesies, words of knowledge, being slain in the spirit, and a host of other oddities and freak events you'd just have to see to believe.

So, I share your skepticism and butthurt 'bot.

Man, you been there, dude, you know just where I'm comin' from. Welcome, brother.

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Reply #7 on: March 18, 2015, 11:03:28 AM
I grew up in a Pentecostal church, with a crazy mother who beat my ass raw daily, with a Bible in one hand, and a leather strop in the other.  The youth minister was a pedophile who misused his position of authority to sexually prey on children.  The church had demonic exorcisms, speaking in tongues, dancing in the spirit, laying on of hands, prophesies, words of knowledge, being slain in the spirit, and a host of other oddities and freak events you'd just have to see to believe.

So, I share your skepticism and butthurt 'bot.

Man, you been there, dude, you know just where I'm comin' from. Welcome, brother.

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Didn't you say you had a big age difference relationship too?  That's odds similar to winning the lottery, twice.  I've got your back bro.

Groovy! And thanks!

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Reply #9 on: March 29, 2015, 08:28:34 PM
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Reply #10 on: March 31, 2015, 05:43:07 PM


Notice how the windows look like erect penis'?


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Reply #11 on: April 22, 2015, 08:11:48 PM

That. my friends, is St. Lucy's Roman Catholic Church in Campbell, California.  The church I attend.

I have absolutely NO idea who the woman is.  But ... Damn!  That's my church!   Nothing like that happens when I'm there. 

And, yes, to comment on the original post: yes, I've gotten boners while in the pews.



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Reply #12 on: April 23, 2015, 09:19:33 PM
I believe a lot of times people in church are preoccupied with sex. Not that they do much but they repress a lot and attempt to take the Bible and make it out to be more rigid than it is. In reality many concepts and moral positions are more cultural than spiritual. Their preoccupation seems to be more along the lines of demonizing anything but one man, one woman for life and if you screw before the wedding you are indeed screwed. My basis for feeling this way, I am a recovering Baptist, still a firm believer and Christian but free in Him!



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Reply #13 on: April 23, 2015, 09:53:46 PM
 :emot_weird: Perhaps that is the reason both my wife and I love sex and enjoy a responsible non monogamous relationship with other like minded couples. Yes, we are in The Lifestyle. ;D



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Reply #14 on: April 23, 2015, 10:27:58 PM
Looks like an Episcopal church given the church flag, might not be farfetched to think that is a real thing!



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Reply #15 on: February 02, 2016, 08:32:16 PM
I do believe that many of the fundamentalist type church people are very repressed.  I believe the anti-gay sentiment reflects some latent homosexual urges in some of these people particularly the men.   

It seems that in marriage one makes an agreement with the other person and this agreement is different for everyone.  It also changes with time.  As far as sex goes what is allowable is determined by this agreement and it can be on a very large continuum from very conservative to very liberal.



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Reply #16 on: May 08, 2016, 12:42:46 AM
I grew up in a Pentecostal church, with a crazy mother who beat my ass raw daily, with a Bible in one hand, and a leather strop in the other.  The youth minister was a pedophile who misused his position of authority to sexually prey on children.  The church had demonic exorcisms, speaking in tongues, dancing in the spirit, laying on of hands, prophesies, words of knowledge, being slain in the spirit, and a host of other oddities and freak events you'd just have to see to believe.

So, I share your skepticism and butthurt 'bot.

Sounds a lot like the Clinton family when they have a cabinet meeting.

Always ensure that the lady cums first in everything.


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Reply #17 on: June 01, 2018, 01:08:57 AM
Mmmmmmm meee . :) my wife is a hot 45yo blond goody goody church wife and is hot as fuck i get so hard seeing other married guys checking her out or my day as we walk in to church. And i love all the hot milfs. We go to a huge mega church so all kinds of hot milfs and teen daughters walking around to get hard to and to add to spank bank. But I love the idea of others jacking off to my girls the most. Send me a message if anyone wants to perv out to my wife with me ;)



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Reply #18 on: June 01, 2018, 03:51:05 AM
I dated an evangelical type back in the early 1990s. She was the church's pianist and her family was a well known fixture among religious folk in town.  We were introduced by a mutual acquaintance from my workplace. There seemed to be a bit of chemistry between us so on a whim I decided to ask her out for dinner and a walk along the river path one otherwise boring weekend.

Despite her rather plain appearance and manner of dress, what a hottie she turned out to be when behind closed doors as I soon found out. Plus a naughty sense of humor too. Who knew what secrets smolder in the hearts of horny and lonely small town church women.
 
She was deadly afraid of getting pregnant so she specialized in oral. Giving oral. Spectacular oral.  I believe the saying is: "Could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."


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Reply #19 on: June 01, 2018, 04:27:13 AM
I dated an evangelical type back in the early 1990s. She was the church's pianist and her family was a well known fixture among religious folk in town.  We were introduced by a mutual acquaintance from my workplace. There seemed to be a bit of chemistry between us so on a whim I decided to ask her out for dinner and a walk along the river path one otherwise boring weekend.

Despite her rather plain appearance and manner of dress, what a hottie she turned out to be when behind closed doors as I soon found out. Plus a naughty sense of humor too. Who knew what secrets smolder in the hearts of horny and lonely small town church women.
 
She was deadly afraid of getting pregnant so she specialized in oral. Giving oral. Spectacular oral.  I believe the saying is: "Could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."



Other than the mention of church and the referenced date, I’d swear you were my current boyfriend posting this. 


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