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Reply #40 on: June 11, 2019, 05:15:01 PM
Usually, the only times I am in a church is for weddings.   As the vows are being exchanged, I wonder whether or not she saved herself for the wedding night.

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Reply #41 on: June 11, 2019, 05:20:34 PM
Maybe she saved herself with the Fiance...

Her BFF bridesmaids know for sure...


Usually, the only times I am in a church is for weddings.   As the vows are being exchanged, I wonder whether or not she saved herself for the wedding night.


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Reply #42 on: June 18, 2019, 02:26:15 AM

I'm Daoist, so yeah, I'm only in a church for weddings (not many any more) or funerals (more of those nowadays).  My mind does stray from the proceedings...

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Reply #43 on: May 31, 2020, 05:13:09 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #44 on: June 13, 2020, 11:15:40 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #45 on: October 19, 2020, 03:00:41 PM
[img][/https://apps.samsung...om/appquery/appDetail.as?appId=com.samsung.android.app.simplesharing&cId=000005020000]this is my beautiful wife, a devout Christian and dedicated lllher of scriptur



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Reply #46 on: October 24, 2020, 06:24:22 PM
Your html is all messed up.  Do you have a link?  If it’s on your phone, host it to Imgur (hidden).



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Reply #47 on: November 02, 2020, 01:03:31 AM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #48 on: November 17, 2020, 02:47:28 AM
Mmmmmmm meee . :) my wife is a hot 45yo blond goody goody church wife
As she's a "church wife," am assuming she was a church girl when you met.
When you dated, you fuck her?
As a church girl, she give you her Christian pussy?

I ask because it's a fantasy of mine to visualize a Christian woman sleeping with the man she dates, giving him her sweet Jesus Girl pussy, allowing HIM -- a nonChristian -- not the Christian guy she may later marry -- be the first penis to penetrate her church girl pussy and fuck her good girl pussy...

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Reply #49 on: November 17, 2020, 03:02:51 AM
Usually, the only times I am in a church is for weddings.   As the vows are being exchanged, I wonder whether or not she saved herself for the wedding night.

I've wondered the same thing.
Even in regular services, if the attractive (and even regular-looking girls) are virgins.
If they've "saved" their sweet Jesus Girl pussies for marriage...
... or if they've slept with the men they've dated and let them thrust deep into them, craving the feeling of them exploding  their spermy nonChrsitian cum deep into their innocent Christian pussies, which sooo wanna be fucked...

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Reply #50 on: November 17, 2020, 03:07:11 AM
I dated an evangelical type back in the early 1990s. She was the church's pianist and her family was a well known fixture among religious folk in town.  We were introduced by a mutual acquaintance from my workplace. There seemed to be a bit of chemistry between us so on a whim I decided to ask her out for dinner and a walk along the river path one otherwise boring weekend.

Despite her rather plain appearance and manner of dress, what a hottie she turned out to be when behind closed doors as I soon found out. Plus a naughty sense of humor too. Who knew what secrets smolder in the hearts of horny and lonely small town church women.
 
She was deadly afraid of getting pregnant so she specialized in oral. Giving oral. Spectacular oral.  I believe the saying is: "Could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
In addition to the oral, imagine you would've loved to have penetrated her pussy. Am sure she would've felt more comfortable, as a Christian girl, with your nonChristian penis donned in a condom ;D
Did she also let you suck on her pussy?
I once dated a Christian woman who engaged in a lot of "everything...but (penetration)" activity.
I loved the feeling of rubbing my cock up against her good-girl pussy.
She loved feeling my warm, spermy cum shoot-out on her tummy, some of it spattering on her cunt...
I know those church girls love to get fucked...


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Reply #51 on: November 29, 2020, 04:14:31 AM
Born and raised in church and oh the fantasies and play over the years in the church



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Reply #53 on: February 10, 2022, 01:10:58 AM


For a split-second I thought that might be a rear view of Dr. Victoria Bateman of Cambridge University, who has her own unique way of attracting attention to economic problems. Plenty of video clips over on YouTube, and she has her own website at

http://vnbateman.com

She's the author of The Sex Factor: How Women Made the West Rich. (Highly recommended)

https://www.bookdepository.com/The-Sex-Factor/9781509526772

A closer look at the image posted above shows that the audience is mostly Asian, so I'm guessing this a somewhere in Japan, or Korea, or that part of the globe.



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Reply #54 on: February 10, 2022, 01:49:43 AM


For a split-second I thought that might be a rear view of Dr. Victoria Bateman of Cambridge University, who has her own unique way of attracting attention to economic problems. Plenty of video clips over on YouTube, and she has her own website at

http://vnbateman.com



She's the author of The Sex Factor: How Women Made the West Rich. (Highly recommended)

https://www.bookdepository.com/The-Sex-Factor/9781509526772

A closer look at the image posted above shows that the audience is mostly Asian, so I'm guessing this a somewhere in Japan, or Korea, or that part of the globe.


That's not Dr. Victoria Bateman. Went to YT and Dr. Victoria Bateman packs about 50 more pounds of cottage cheese than the woman in the picture. And since Dr. Victoria Bateman talks a lot about Brexit, I can't imagine her explaining that to an Asian audience.



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Reply #55 on: February 10, 2022, 03:56:44 PM
I don't want to know the churches you all went to, that traumatized you so. My church was actually great. Sex was to be enjoyed responsibly, because boil the religion down to is core essence and you get the greatest life's lesson "Every action has a consequence." Our youth pastor was not a perv. There were two, one for the boys, and one for the girls, but it was not "you will burn in hell for having natural instincts and feelings." but more like "Look, God made you this way because of the whole go forth, multiply and be fruitful thing. They encouraged us to wait until you were married, as by then you can handle the consequences of naughty actions, but most of the time it was all good. He was frank and open with us, because my church believes that sugar coating and white washing touchy subjects is out right lying. I mean we did have the ultra religious you gonna burn in hell types, but they tended not to associate with us. The first person to talk to me when I was sitting in the jail cell after being caught in the junkyard with my future wife and her friend was my youth pastor and all he said was "Really?" Then he lectured me on the proper times and places for things like that, that I was lucky the yard dogs did not tear me up, that I did not knock them up, etc. But after it was said and done, he looked at me in all seriousness and asked "Was it fun, or at least worth it?" Honestly, I wanted to fuck his wife, like drive her head into the ground total domination style fucking, as did most of us boys. She was the girls youth pastor/leader, and she was a 100/10. Not an ounce of fat, her breasts were perfect, her ass could even make God cry. Our church would host summer swim days, mostly to keep us out of trouble, and they would take us to the least used public beach, as the popular beach was too crowded. And boy she was hot in her form fitting one piece. But being horny in church is no sin, though you should be thinking and communing with God, but I think he understands that he wired us in a way that we cannot resist beautiful women. Just remember, we are only human. for the good and bad. Just don't dick anyone in church, because its not your house.

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Reply #56 on: February 11, 2022, 12:35:21 AM
Our youth pastor was not a perv. There were two, one for the boys, and one for the girls, but it was not "you will burn in hell for having natural instincts and feelings." but more like "Look, God made you this way because of the whole go forth, multiply and be fruitful thing.

The Bible contains numerous injunctions to go forth and multiply, but last month I read a strange book that focuses on a verse that seems to say something different:

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Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. (Genesis 3:16, KJV)

The book is The Curse of Eve by Flora Annie Steel, published in 1929. When I saw the title I thought that the 'curse' would be menstruation, but most of the very dark novel is about the contrast between wealthy people living in Chelsea (London) and the poor people living in slums just a few yards away. The author spends much of the book criticizing the poor people for having too many children and thus making their precarious situations even worse. It's not until the end of the book that the 'curse' is revealed to be childbearing and submission to a husband.

Very, very depressing, and nothing at all like Steel's other books.



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Reply #57 on: February 11, 2022, 01:04:36 AM
Our youth pastor was not a perv. There were two, one for the boys, and one for the girls, but it was not "you will burn in hell for having natural instincts and feelings." but more like "Look, God made you this way because of the whole go forth, multiply and be fruitful thing.

The Bible contains numerous injunctions to go forth and multiply, but last month I read a strange book that focuses on a verse that seems to say something different:

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Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. (Genesis 3:16, KJV)

The book is The Curse of Eve by Flora Annie Steel, published in 1929. When I saw the title I thought that the 'curse' would be menstruation, but most of the very dark novel is about the contrast between wealthy people living in Chelsea (London) and the poor people living in slums just a few yards away. The author spends much of the book criticizing the poor people for having too many children and thus making their precarious situations even worse. It's not until the end of the book that the 'curse' is revealed to be childbearing and submission to a husband.

Very, very depressing, and nothing at all like Steel's other books.

 I remember the pastor's wife speaking on that subject in a lady's meeting. The curses brought forth from the original sin was "For the want to not be alone, man will follow women for peril or glory, for the sin of deception, women's curses were painful childbirth, periods, and all that. She also made the joke that one of the reasons she wanted to go to heaven was to stand in the line for the "bitch slap Eve." booth that will be there cause damn it, Eve, you messed it up for many generations of women.
 
 It seems unfair for Adam to get off lightly, but honestly in the grand scheme, he has it pretty rough, *SOME* not all, maybe a small percentage of women will use and abuse men, and in that is our punishment, because we let ourselves be deceived.

 Dunno how true that is, but my youth pastor always tried to get us blockheads to understand that there is a heavy burden that comes with love and sex.

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Reply #58 on: February 11, 2022, 04:45:30 AM
Our youth pastor was not a perv. There were two, one for the boys, and one for the girls, but it was not "you will burn in hell for having natural instincts and feelings." but more like "Look, God made you this way because of the whole go forth, multiply and be fruitful thing.

The Bible contains numerous injunctions to go forth and multiply, but last month I read a strange book that focuses on a verse that seems to say something different:

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Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. (Genesis 3:16, KJV)

The book is The Curse of Eve by Flora Annie Steel, published in 1929. When I saw the title I thought that the 'curse' would be menstruation, but most of the very dark novel is about the contrast between wealthy people living in Chelsea (London) and the poor people living in slums just a few yards away. The author spends much of the book criticizing the poor people for having too many children and thus making their precarious situations even worse. It's not until the end of the book that the 'curse' is revealed to be childbearing and submission to a husband.

Very, very depressing, and nothing at all like Steel's other books.

 I remember the pastor's wife speaking on that subject in a lady's meeting. The curses brought forth from the original sin was "For the want to not be alone, man will follow women for peril or glory, for the sin of deception, women's curses were painful childbirth, periods, and all that. She also made the joke that one of the reasons she wanted to go to heaven was to stand in the line for the "bitch slap Eve." booth that will be there cause damn it, Eve, you messed it up for many generations of women.

I hate to burst her bubble, but she'll be seriously disappointed because Eve's not in Heaven.  :facepalm:  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #59 on: February 11, 2022, 06:52:39 AM
Our youth pastor was not a perv. There were two, one for the boys, and one for the girls, but it was not "you will burn in hell for having natural instincts and feelings." but more like "Look, God made you this way because of the whole go forth, multiply and be fruitful thing.

The Bible contains numerous injunctions to go forth and multiply, but last month I read a strange book that focuses on a verse that seems to say something different:

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Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. (Genesis 3:16, KJV)

The book is The Curse of Eve by Flora Annie Steel, published in 1929. When I saw the title I thought that the 'curse' would be menstruation, but most of the very dark novel is about the contrast between wealthy people living in Chelsea (London) and the poor people living in slums just a few yards away. The author spends much of the book criticizing the poor people for having too many children and thus making their precarious situations even worse. It's not until the end of the book that the 'curse' is revealed to be childbearing and submission to a husband.

Very, very depressing, and nothing at all like Steel's other books.

 I remember the pastor's wife speaking on that subject in a lady's meeting. The curses brought forth from the original sin was "For the want to not be alone, man will follow women for peril or glory, for the sin of deception, women's curses were painful childbirth, periods, and all that. She also made the joke that one of the reasons she wanted to go to heaven was to stand in the line for the "bitch slap Eve." booth that will be there cause damn it, Eve, you messed it up for many generations of women.

I hate to burst her bubble, but she'll be seriously disappointed because Eve's not in Heaven.  :facepalm:  :emot_laughing:

Yeah, probably not. Not in hell though, but not in heaven either. But maybe as a reward for the suffering they have did, god hauls her up to the booth on alternate thursdays.

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