Sorry if this thread has already been started. I couldn't find it, but you are welcome to add this post on the end if you know where it is.
Where is the most insane, dangerous, crazy or simply memorable place you've whacked it? Mine are probably pretty tame compared to some of you, but here it goes.
Let's see...
BTW, do not try this at home, kids, unless you are a trained professional. Like me.
7th grade, Jr. high bathroom. Exciting but smelly & scarey & end of world if caught. Back yard, behind the garage. Also exciting, though the dog looked at me a bit strangely. Jr. High auditorium, minutes before an assembly, wrapped in a curtain on the stage. In bed with my big sister at the lake, whispering and giggling, she never knew I came into a sock in the middle of it all. In the woods at church camp, maybe a hundred feet away from a crowd of kids. In the lake up to my neck also at church camp, in plain view of hundreds. (Cumming underwater is difficult for some reason, only the strength and immediacy of youth made it possible). In the doghouse with my little sister (it was a big dog), just to show her what guys could do. (She still reminds me of that one). Laying face-down in the sun at the lake with my sleeping aunt, staring at the side of her breast and her nipple, inadvertantly exposed to me. In my cousin's face at another lake, when she wanted to see "how you did it," unquote. In my own face once, when I got a little too acrobatic. At a neighbor's house in the kitchen (I could see everyone else in the back yard through a window, it was fairly safe but still stimulating).
In the cab of a tractor, both plowing up and turning under. In the top of the barn, holding many a stolen pair of my older sister's panties to my nose. With my cousin in his bedroom, looking at "Hustler" and "Oui" magazines we'd lifted from 7-11. With him and his little sister in a grainery out at the farm (I thought I was gonna get to fuck her, but all I got to do was whack off on her backside). On a blanket in the back of my '69 Ranchero, while a girl named Lisa let me play with her fabulous tits.
In the restrooms at a Yes concert. Also, BOC, ELP, Supertramp and I think possibly Hawkwind, but I was a bit toasted; don't remember. In the bathroom at the Valley of the Dolls in OKC years ago, after a girl named Didi gave me the world's best lap dance.
In the bathroom at work too many times to count. At my desk and in my bosses chair one night when I was there alone (after the cleaning ladies left). In my back yard at night (chain link fence; no moon). Driving down the interstate, both night and day. In the back yard of a house I hoped to buy, waiting on the real estate lady to arrive. Off the lip of the north wall of a canyon in New Mexico. In the bathroom at Disneyland. On the roof of a hotel in Compton, LA. In a planetarium at a laser light show, underneath my jacket. In the woods at a park near my home, while high school girls played tennis a few dozen feet away. In a dressing room at Walley-world.
I'm sure there's more, but I'm an old fart now, and I've forgotten more shit than I remember. Keep spankin' it.
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