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« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2016, 03:46:40 AM »

MissB may take a while before answering, so I will. Yes I have imagined doing all three.

Yes I have done all three.

And let me add another, I have masturbated at work, at my desk, during core hours.

More than once.
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« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2016, 03:52:18 AM »

Library, no.   Bus, no.   Woods behind my house, no.

Work, yes.     

Back row of a movie theatre, yes.   The place was empty though.   I was worried the guy running the projector might peek out his tiny window and look down on me.

Train, yes.

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« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2016, 04:12:20 AM »

Wow I'm impressed. I haven't had the guts, or been horny enough to even try anything like that.
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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2016, 03:20:20 PM »


A bathroom doesn't really count as a "crazy" place. Can you imagine a female trying to get off at the library, on a bus, or in the woods behind their house?


I can completely imagine that.

In fact, I have, on more than one occasion...



Barb, she said "can you imagine"....and then mentioned 3 things.  Then you commented you have on more than one occasion.

Clarify please........that you imagined doing all of those things, or that you actually have gotten off in one (or all) of those scenarios.    And if so, which have you actually done.  (if you care to share)


I have "imagined" that on more than one occasion.

Having the chance to watch a woman -- a real woman, in real life -- pleasure herself to an orgasm, without her knowing I (or anyone else) was watching, is one of my deepest fantasies.

The "I Feel Myself" videos come very close to fulfilling this fantasy...






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« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2016, 04:57:15 PM »


Having the chance to watch a woman -- a real woman, in real life -- pleasure herself to an orgasm, without her knowing I (or anyone else) was watching, is one of my deepest fantasies.

Never really thought about this.   But, I think I would be a beautiful thing to see.


I haven't had the guts, or been horny enough to even try anything like that.

Train was easiest.   Did it a few times.   There is enough shaking and rattling of the car that subtle movement go undetected should I had been seen.   The few times I did it, I had my 3/4 length jacket covering me as though it was a blanket.     It was always a weeknight when there were less commuters with nobody in nearby seats.
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« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2016, 05:21:13 PM »


Train was easiest.   Did it a few times.   There is enough shaking and rattling of the car that subtle movement go undetected should I had been seen.   The few times I did it, I had my 3/4 length jacket covering me as though it was a blanket.     It was always a weeknight when there were less commuters with nobody in nearby seats.


And THAT, Julie, is precisely what I was talking about and, believe me, reading that has truly "inspired" me.



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« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2016, 01:32:57 PM »


A bathroom doesn't really count as a "crazy" place. Can you imagine a female trying to get off at the library, on a bus, or in the woods behind their house?


I can completely imagine that.

In fact, I have, on more than one occasion...



Barb, she said "can you imagine"....and then mentioned 3 things.  Then you commented you have on more than one occasion.

Clarify please........that you imagined doing all of those things, or that you actually have gotten off in one (or all) of those scenarios.    And if so, which have you actually done.  (if you care to share)


I have "imagined" that on more than one occasion.

Having the chance to watch a woman -- a real woman, in real life -- pleasure herself to an orgasm, without her knowing I (or anyone else) was watching, is one of my deepest fantasies.

The "I Feel Myself" videos come very close to fulfilling this fantasy...








I love those videos B.....they are so intimate and real.  I haven't watched one in quite a while but now that you've mentioned it might have to find that one of the girl out on the balcony. 
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« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2016, 02:38:33 AM »

Oh, wow, I forgot this thread existed, even though apparently I'm the one that started it.

It just seems weird to me that girls say "I could never" when it seems so easy for them. My last (or current) GF (it's a mess, sorry) could and would diddle herself anywhere, and often did, and she knew it got me off big time. Grabbing her hand and sniffing it is always fun. In the car, at social functions, in church at a wedding, once at a museum, she was likely to stick her hand down her pants at any occasion. I envied her for it, since she didn't have any embarrassing protuberances when she did it. Girls are lucky.

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« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2020, 07:18:49 PM »

I have had several kinda weird ones. When i was younger i use to work in a garden apartment complex as a janitor. I use to go in the mete rooms early in the morning and whack off. Also at another job use to jerk off in the mens room stalls all the time
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« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2020, 04:14:45 AM »

While still in my teens I was out in the middle of some rural country and it was the middle of the night.  I twas so dark you couldn't see more than about three feet.  There were some rail-road tracks and I got the idea to strip buck naked, lay down on the tracks and satisfy myself right there.  I also told myself that if I could not get up until I finished even if a train were to come.  Luckily for me I came first.  When I got up I could see the light way down the tracks in the distance.  About five minutes later a 10-15 car freight train passed by.  Not encouraging anyone else to try anything as dangerous but the thrill was intense.
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« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2020, 09:19:16 AM »

In the middle of my sophomore earth science class using the spine of the science text book we were supposed to be reading. The desks were enormous, solid granite topped things and sat two people to a desk and not a single person was sitting in the row but me.
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« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2020, 02:43:54 PM »

In the middle of my sophomore earth science class using the spine of the science text book we were supposed to be reading. The desks were enormous, solid granite topped things and sat two people to a desk and not a single person was sitting in the row but me.

Who would have thought a science text book would be so interesting?   Grin Grin
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« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2020, 11:31:20 PM »

Some of the craziest places I have masturbated include:

The woods next to my childhood house, sometimes alone and sometimes with a friend.
The floor of my friends bedroom during a sleep over as he and his younger brother slept in their beds.
Back seat of a bus
Inside a classroom during detention once.
Pretty much every work place I have worked in.

Just a few ones there.
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« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2020, 11:37:25 PM »

In the backseat of my girlfriend’s station wagon... while her mom and dad were driving.
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« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2020, 01:25:46 AM »

I'll confess to something here...

While I have jilled off in some public places unnoticed, and in the middle of a corn field with a boy (our own little private sex ed class), the one place that might be most surprising to a few of you is when I did it for my boyfriend and 3 of his friend as onlookers.  My boyfriend who was quite a few years older than me coerced me into doing it.
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