What is the craziest place you've jacked off?

[MissBarbara]

Train was easiest.   Did it a few times.   There is enough shaking and rattling of the car that subtle movement go undetected should I had been seen.   The few times I did it, I had my 3/4 length jacket covering me as though it was a blanket.     It was always a weeknight when there were less commuters with nobody in nearby seats.

And THAT, Julie, is precisely what I was talking about and, believe me, reading that has truly "inspired" me.

[TinyDancer]

A bathroom doesn't really count as a "crazy" place. Can you imagine a female trying to get off at the library, on a bus, or in the woods behind their house?

I can completely imagine that.

In fact, I have, on more than one occasion...

Barb, she said "can you imagine"....and then mentioned 3 things.  Then you commented you have on more than one occasion.

Clarify please........that you imagined doing all of those things, or that you actually have gotten off in one (or all) of those scenarios.    And if so, which have you actually done.  (if you care to share)

I have "imagined" that on more than one occasion.

Having the chance to watch a woman -- a real woman, in real life -- pleasure herself to an orgasm, without her knowing I (or anyone else) was watching, is one of my deepest fantasies.

The "I Feel Myself" videos come very close to fulfilling this fantasy...

I love those videos B.....they are so intimate and real.  I haven't watched one in quite a while but now that you've mentioned it might have to find that one of the girl out on the balcony. 

[Meatbot]

Oh, wow, I forgot this thread existed, even though apparently I'm the one that started it.

It just seems weird to me that girls say "I could never" when it seems so easy for them. My last (or current) GF (it's a mess, sorry) could and would diddle herself anywhere, and often did, and she knew it got me off big time. Grabbing her hand and sniffing it is always fun. In the car, at social functions, in church at a wedding, once at a museum, she was likely to stick her hand down her pants at any occasion. I envied her for it, since she didn't have any embarrassing protuberances when she did it. Girls are lucky.

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[bob r]

I have had several kinda weird ones. When i was younger i use to work in a garden apartment complex as a janitor. I use to go in the mete rooms early in the morning and whack off. Also at another job use to jerk off in the mens room stalls all the time

[PoorJim]

While still in my teens I was out in the middle of some rural country and it was the middle of the night.  I twas so dark you couldn't see more than about three feet.  There were some rail-road tracks and I got the idea to strip buck naked, lay down on the tracks and satisfy myself right there.  I also told myself that if I could not get up until I finished even if a train were to come.  Luckily for me I came first.  When I got up I could see the light way down the tracks in the distance.  About five minutes later a 10-15 car freight train passed by.  Not encouraging anyone else to try anything as dangerous but the thrill was intense.

[ladylibido]

In the middle of my sophomore earth science class using the spine of the science text book we were supposed to be reading. The desks were enormous, solid granite topped things and sat two people to a desk and not a single person was sitting in the row but me.

[watcher1]

In the middle of my sophomore earth science class using the spine of the science text book we were supposed to be reading. The desks were enormous, solid granite topped things and sat two people to a desk and not a single person was sitting in the row but me.

Who would have thought a science text book would be so interesting?   

[Pauli]

Some of the craziest places I have masturbated include:

The woods next to my childhood house, sometimes alone and sometimes with a friend.
The floor of my friends bedroom during a sleep over as he and his younger brother slept in their beds.
Back seat of a bus
Inside a classroom during detention once.
Pretty much every work place I have worked in.

Just a few ones there.

[_priapism]

In the backseat of my girlfriend’s station wagon... while her mom and dad were driving.

[MintJulie]

I'll confess to something here...

While I have jilled off in some public places unnoticed, and in the middle of a corn field with a boy (our own little private sex ed class), the one place that might be most surprising to a few of you is when I did it for my boyfriend and 3 of his friend as onlookers.  My boyfriend who was quite a few years older than me coerced me into doing it.

[_priapism]

I'll confess to something here...

While I have jilled off in some public places unnoticed, and in the middle of a corn field with a boy (our own little private sex ed class), the one place that might be most surprising to a few of you is when I did it for my boyfriend and 3 of his friend as onlookers.  My boyfriend who was quite a few years older than me coerced me into doing it.

My three friends still say it was the best thing ever...  

[Shiela_M]

Sitting on the edge of a fountain, in the middle of botanical garden. Jogging shorts, I had my feet in the water and watching this cute guy walk around with his girlfriend, slipped a few fingers inside.

[ufoundme]

Craziest place, huh? When I was younger, there was a really bad snow storm. My Mom had to take me to work. There, I masturbated in the women's restroom. I was almost caught by her boss!

Of course I had done it outside. Public bathrooms, other family members houses. You know, the usual.

[Tigerlily]

In bed next to my sister.

[MintJulie]

In bed next to my sister.

I'm sorry Tigerlily, I don't know your sexual orientation.

If you're female, I might say, "meh" to your answer.
If you're male, well that's a whole nother story.

[watcher1]

On a bulldozer, Cat 9 to be exact. I was digging a landfill pit and it was in July or August, very hot out, and the constant vibration of the machine just got lil Ricky all excited so I stopped the dozer and proceeded to relieve my sexual tension. Happened more then a few times, I may add.

[_priapism]

On a bulldozer, Cat 9 to be exact. I was digging a landfill pit and it was in July or August, very hot out, and the constant vibration of the machine just got lil Ricky all excited so I stopped the dozer and proceeded to relieve my sexual tension. Happened more then a few times, I may add.

LOL. Rick.  Reminds me of the “Mexican Sombrero” ride at Six Flags.  Famous for inspiring teen boners and orgasms.  Most of the people in line were in their “horny as hell” years.  Trouble was the stain on your pants or shorts afterward.

[Frostyboard99]

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Welcome Frosty.

We have two rules at KB that are cut in stone.

1.  No real life content involving minors (under age 18).

2.  No fantasy content involving pre-pubescent minors or under 13, whichever is greater.

So writing a story about a fictional 13 y.o. girl in the neighborhood is acceptable.  Voicing your lecherous thoughts about a real live 13 year old girl in your neighborhood is not.  If that sounds ridiculous, it is.  But that is the compromise that was reached.  Read the forum rules if you have any questions.  Or ask a moderator.

[cumlovr3014]

I was caught jacking off in a women's bathroom in a rest area.  I had my girlfriend's dirty panties on my face...sniffing them and just beginning to cum when the bathroom door opened up and there stood an older woman.  It excited me to get caught.