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Reply #100 on: July 07, 2016, 04:13:23 PM
Actually, to me anyways,  less is always more 'cause it comes from the heart.  That Beatles song, "Can't Buy Me Love," is oh so true.

Oh yeah boys....if you do forget an important date, know that it can't be undone....grovel for couple of days and let it be. 



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Reply #101 on: July 07, 2016, 04:19:13 PM
I had a guy tell me years ago the easiest way to not have to remember dates is don't start. He's divorced twice.



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Reply #102 on: July 07, 2016, 04:21:37 PM
Oh yeah boys....if you do forget an important date, know that it can't be undone....grovel for couple of days and let it be. 




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Reply #103 on: July 07, 2016, 06:41:10 PM
I just wanted to comment on what Liz said, about being able to say "I'm Sorry". My father felt he was too good to say things like "I'm sorry" or "Thank you". No one is above saying such things. There no excuse not to.

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Reply #104 on: July 07, 2016, 07:08:17 PM
Oh yeah boys....if you do forget an important date, know that it can't be undone....grovel for couple of days and let it be. 

What also cannot be undone is when something is said in the heat of anger.  Better to count to ten before saying something you may regret. 

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Reply #105 on: July 07, 2016, 07:34:05 PM
We women have great memories.  Please remember this.

If ever in an argument with us, we're likely to snap at you for a similar thing you did in the past.  It's a very minor fault of ours.  And don't you dare snap back at us for bringing it up, it's our right.    It could have been from a week ago or 2 years ago.   NEVER EVER say, "I don't remember that."     You will be digging a deeper hole.   You are supposed to remember when you've hurt us before.    If you don't remember, just say, "Yeah, I'm sorry about that time too,"  then add something like, "I'm just a jerk sometimes and I don't deserve you."
It'll blow over eventually.
But we will remember.

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Reply #106 on: July 08, 2016, 01:11:36 AM
Actually, to me anyways,  less is always more 'cause it comes from the heart.  That Beatles song, "Can't Buy Me Love," is oh so true.

Oh yeah boys....if you do forget an important date, know that it can't be undone....grovel for couple of days and let it be. 

 :emot_weird: Only a couple of days... I forgot our wedding anniversary nine years ago and have been suffering ever since...

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Reply #107 on: July 08, 2016, 06:12:03 AM
Listen. Always listen when she is venting.

You don't have to say anything, just act like a garbage can and let her empty out.

She will love you for it.

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Reply #108 on: July 09, 2016, 05:18:05 AM
Show her you respect her.     Don't turn your alpha male on around your friends and treat her differently.    Treat her even better around your friends.   
And defend her.   Is somebody disrespects her, let them know that doesn't happen.

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Reply #109 on: July 10, 2016, 01:27:44 AM
If you cut hot peppers wash your hands before you grab your junk. Unless you are into self torture that is  :D.

Or hers.  Use dish soap and scrub under your fingernails if you don't want foreplay cut short and the main event cancelled.



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Reply #110 on: July 10, 2016, 03:52:36 AM
If you cut hot peppers wash your hands before you grab your junk. Unless you are into self torture that is  :D.

Or hers.  Use dish soap and scrub under your fingernails if you don't want foreplay cut short and the main event cancelled.
Speaking from experience?

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Reply #111 on: July 10, 2016, 07:02:27 AM
Let's just say I now get reminders about capsaicin residue and mucus membranes after my wife sees me cutting up a habanero.



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Reply #112 on: July 10, 2016, 12:05:12 PM
Advice to my boy:

If you want to date a girl but she says "Can't we just be friends?",the correct response is: "Nope, I already have enough friends."




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Reply #113 on: July 15, 2016, 02:54:38 PM
If you like a girl.  Tell her.  You might just make her day.

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Reply #114 on: July 15, 2016, 03:59:46 PM
If you like a girl.  Tell her.  You might just make her day.

Or this might happen.




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Reply #115 on: July 15, 2016, 04:48:21 PM
If you like a girl.  Tell her.  You might just make her day.

Or this might happen.



Well, true.   Okay.   Change my previous posts to....

If you like a girl.   Speak to her and smile a lot.   She'll get the hint you like her and there will be more smiling back.   You might just make her day.

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Reply #116 on: July 15, 2016, 04:50:21 PM
Don't blurt out "I Love You," while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.     

Yes, it's happened to me.  But I did kind of liked him, so it kind of made my day.

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Reply #117 on: July 15, 2016, 04:50:49 PM
CRASH AND BURN......BABY....!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Flames only hurt for awhile...... :D

Love,
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Reply #118 on: July 15, 2016, 04:54:40 PM
My grandfather said, "You can never have too many friends," but I catch your drift. "Avoid the 'friends zone.'"

Yup, that was what I meant. The 'don't get used as an emotional tampon' aspect.



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Reply #119 on: July 15, 2016, 05:03:49 PM
Well, true.   Okay.   Change my previous posts to....

If you like a girl.   Speak to her and smile a lot.   She'll get the hint you like her and there will be more smiling back.   You might just make her day.


IMO that's what girls should do to let a guy know they like him. If a guy likes a girl he should tease her and do it with a cocky smile. If she reacts with smiling / acting coy / playing along (or any of these combined), then you know she likes you too and you can take it further.

Some guy just 'smiling a lot' while speaking to me? That can come accross as weird / creepy / slimy etc.

Do the tease thing! It's fun! :)