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Reply #120 on: July 15, 2016, 05:05:25 PM
When I was in grade school if I liked a girl I would push her down in the playgroud. Nothing says love than having to pick gravel out of your knees.



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Reply #121 on: July 15, 2016, 05:07:17 PM
When I was in grade school if I liked a girl I would push her down in the playgroud. Nothing says love than having to pick gravel out of your knees.
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Reply #122 on: July 15, 2016, 05:09:44 PM
Well, true.   Okay.   Change my previous posts to....

If you like a girl.   Speak to her and smile a lot.   She'll get the hint you like her and there will be more smiling back.   You might just make her day.


IMO that's what girls should do to let a guy know they like him.



I agree with you there.  My sister asked out one boy. That one didn't work out.   But she proposed to my brother-in-law.   At first I thought she took it a step too far, but it worked out perfectly.

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Reply #123 on: July 15, 2016, 05:12:28 PM
When I was in grade school if I liked a girl I would push her down in the playgroud. Nothing says love than having to pick gravel out of your knees.


Euhm, well, there kinda are 'levels' of teasing...LOL



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Reply #124 on: July 15, 2016, 05:16:52 PM
When I was in grade school if I liked a girl I would push her down in the playgroud. Nothing says love than having to pick gravel out of your knees.


Euhm, well, there kinda are 'levels' of teasing...LOL


Yes, what Cap'n described is the step after pulling her pony tails and knocking her books from her arms.

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Reply #125 on: July 17, 2016, 03:43:18 AM
Back to advice to my boys (if I had any) --

Learn how to iron your own shirts.  Which leads to -

If you look sharp, you will have more credibility than if you look like crap. I had a supervisor write on my evaluation one time that he couldn't believe that I could be as good at my job as I was even though I wasn't the sharpest looking guy on shift.

That is all.


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Reply #126 on: July 17, 2016, 10:53:43 AM
I got a lot of good advise from my dad, red on the head fire in the hole. When I was little he would take me with him to the whore houses in almost every big hotel back in the 50's the madams was happy to tke care of me while dad was busy some of the ladies would tease me with their tits even let me suck on them once in awhile. Ah the good old days. I think mom knew but never said a word that I knew about. different times back then. It was much better than today. ;D



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Reply #127 on: July 17, 2016, 12:54:06 PM
Back to advice to my boys (if I had any) --

Learn how to iron your own shirts.  Which leads to -

If you look sharp, you will have more credibility than if you look like crap. I had a supervisor write on my evaluation one time that he couldn't believe that I could be as good at my job as I was even though I wasn't the sharpest looking guy on shift.

You're supervisor sounds like an asshole.

Advice to my boys......lick, suck and lick some more! 



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Reply #128 on: July 17, 2016, 01:07:54 PM
Wow, that book only cost $1.95.....what a bargain.



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Reply #129 on: July 17, 2016, 10:54:56 PM
Back to advice to my boys (if I had any) --

Learn how to iron your own shirts.  Which leads to -

If you look sharp, you will have more credibility than if you look like crap. I had a supervisor write on my evaluation one time that he couldn't believe that I could be as good at my job as I was even though I wasn't the sharpest looking guy on shift.

You're supervisor sounds like an asshole.
Not just an asshole, an idiot who hires and promotes style over substance.  His penchant for poseurs must have cost the company a fortune in lost productivity.



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Reply #130 on: July 17, 2016, 11:35:49 PM
Then that means most supervisors are assholes.

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Reply #131 on: July 19, 2016, 03:44:11 AM
Concentrate on your job. Do the job.

My Dad has a saying, "Soldier, shut up and soldier."


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Reply #132 on: July 21, 2016, 02:16:45 PM
Be loyal to your friends.  Be deeply loyal to your family.   Be fiercely loyal to the one you love.

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Reply #133 on: July 21, 2016, 03:10:58 PM
Don't believe everything you read on line



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Reply #134 on: July 21, 2016, 04:22:00 PM
Don't believe everything you read on line

I don't believe you.



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Reply #135 on: July 21, 2016, 05:39:28 PM
Back to advice to my boys (if I had any) --

Learn how to iron your own shirts.  Which leads to -

If you look sharp, you will have more credibility than if you look like crap. I had a supervisor write on my evaluation one time that he couldn't believe that I could be as good at my job as I was even though I wasn't the sharpest looking guy on shift.

You're supervisor sounds like an asshole.
Not just an asshole, an idiot who hires and promotes style over substance.  His penchant for poseurs must have cost the company a fortune in lost productivity.


I was in the military at the time. The supervisor was a pretty decent guy. He had a point. I figured the uniforms designed to be wash and wear should be just that. So, my use of an iron on this issue of dress was not as diligent as others. My hair was always cut properly and my shoes were shiny. I just didn't have the sharpest creases.

That is all.


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Reply #136 on: July 25, 2016, 06:02:15 PM
If you make a brisket sandwich for lunch at work on Monday, be sure to hide it in the back of the refridgerator, or your brother will come home late, and eat it.

I will assume that you are giving him this advice a day late.

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Reply #137 on: July 26, 2016, 04:11:14 PM
I came across this and immediately thought of this topic.


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Mike was going to be married to Karen. So his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, "Here, try these on.''  She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them." I replied, "Exactly... I wear the pants in this family and I always will.   Ever since that night, we have never had any problems."

"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here, try these on... !"

She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."

Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here, you try on mine!"

Mike did and said, "I can't get into your panties."

Karen said, "Exactly... and if you don't change your attitude... you never WILL ..."


So, my advice is..... Never get too big for your britches.

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Reply #138 on: July 26, 2016, 05:12:35 PM
I came across this and immediately thought of this topic.



So, my advice is..... Never get too big for your britches.

Personally, I like when a guy gets too big for is britches, more fun for me!   ;D



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Reply #139 on: August 02, 2016, 02:07:36 AM
When she says you can chances are you better not.