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Reply #60 on: June 11, 2015, 02:15:21 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on June 11, 2015, 04:36:16 AM
No, Liz. Compasses can shoot azimuth as well. Polar coordinates are a sighting to a known physical line, like a road or river. Or intersection.  The back azimuth can then be used as a known line on a map, and a second sighting to another landmark will provide an intersection thing your position and thus giving you distance to any known map position.

Or you can set an azimuth on the compass dial and while keeping your north under the aImuth line allows you to navigate along the determined azimuth.

Uh yeah...what she said.


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Reply #61 on: June 19, 2015, 10:16:29 AM


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Reply #62 on: June 24, 2015, 01:51:20 AM
Speak softly and civily...

but when they won't respond in kind, nuke the SOBs.

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Reply #63 on: June 24, 2015, 09:29:26 PM
Treat her like the lady she is, she may just surprise you and be a slut in the bedroom  ;D


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Reply #64 on: June 26, 2015, 05:08:12 AM
Tact iS easier on your knuckles.

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Reply #65 on: September 21, 2015, 04:25:00 PM
If you are married, never forget your anniversary!!!!!!!


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Reply #66 on: September 21, 2015, 04:43:11 PM
If you cut hot peppers wash your hands before you grab your junk. Unless you are into self torture that is  :D.


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Reply #67 on: September 21, 2015, 04:44:00 PM
Quote from: TinyDancer on September 21, 2015, 04:25:00 PM
If you are married, never forget your anniversary!!!!!!!

You must of met my Dad  :emot_laughing:.


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Reply #68 on: September 21, 2015, 11:56:26 PM
Another tip for your boys. She doesn't have to swallow for you to feel good.

And cuddling is as important as the orgasm.

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Reply #69 on: September 22, 2015, 04:07:29 AM
An electric carving knife is really a very bad idea as a gift for your first Christmas together, after you're married. :(

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Reply #70 on: October 05, 2015, 05:50:49 AM
Anal sex is entered into with the same care you use defusing a bomb.

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Reply #71 on: November 19, 2015, 11:43:09 AM
Always have a blanket in the trunk of your car.


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Reply #72 on: April 29, 2016, 03:26:36 AM
Know how to change a tire, or jump the battery on a car.    Because she's going to make you look bad when she does them for you when you're out on a date.

Daddy taught me everything about cars and I've made a number of guys be like... :emot_weird:   

In the summer I still change the oil in my car.  Winter, nah, it's only 29.95 at the oil change shop.  Not doing it in the cold.

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Reply #73 on: May 03, 2016, 06:12:23 PM
Quote from: toeinh2o on May 03, 2016, 05:57:53 PM
Sometimes, if your dick doesn't cooperate, it doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you.  It's just the girl, or the time, or the circumstances aren't correct for sex.  Just because you *can* fuck a girl, doesn't mean you necessarily *should* fuck a girl.

And if she cares about you, she won't bat an eye at it.

On the other end of the spectrum, if you get off too quick, don't worry about it.   Tell her it's because she's so beautiful or compliment her in another way.   But make sure you then help her reach her happy place.      If it's a common occurrence, think about masturbating before you go out with her so you'll last longer.

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Reply #74 on: May 03, 2016, 06:46:39 PM
I have said it before, here and in other places. Sex without love feels nice, but with love surrounding it, it's incredible!

Making love to someone doesn't start with sex, and it doesn't end with orgasm.

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Reply #75 on: May 06, 2016, 02:08:42 AM
Quote from: toeinh2o on May 05, 2016, 11:06:45 PM
Be who you are, not what everyone else expects you to be.

So true.   This goes to Advice to your daughters, also.   It was given to me and I ignored it.  Mistake on my part 20 years ago.  Really liked a guy but tried doing things to make sure he would continue liking me.

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Reply #76 on: May 06, 2016, 02:39:16 AM

If you're going to break up with a girl, don't do it 2 days before a big event, such as Prom or Homecoming.

Just got a call from a good friend and her daughter is a wreck because her boyfriend just broke up with her.   Prom is Saturday.  She is the sweetest girl.
I want to hurt somebody right now.

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Reply #77 on: May 06, 2016, 03:11:10 AM
I will lend you the implements.

And if you have cared for someone, had a relationship with them, and really cared for them, be honest with them. Don't give false hope. Make a clean break.

I know, I have counted the cost when they aren't honest.

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Reply #78 on: May 07, 2016, 05:31:40 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 06, 2016, 02:39:16 AM

If you're going to break up with a girl, don't do it 2 days before a big event, such as Prom or Homecoming.

Just got a call from a good friend and her daughter is a wreck because her boyfriend just broke up with her.   Prom is Saturday.  She is the sweetest girl.
I want to hurt somebody right now.

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Jules

The best thing to do in this case is for the girl to go to the prom with other girls (that don't have dates). They can still have fun together and still most likely get to dance with any guy they choose. The fact that she could/should go will set a point with her ex-boy friend that simply says "I can get along without you".

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Reply #79 on: May 17, 2016, 10:23:17 PM
Make sure the fucking you're getting is worth the fucking you're getting.


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