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Offline MintJulie

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Reply #80 on: May 17, 2016, 11:34:46 PM
Oh Cap'n.  :roll:   Believe me, that goes both ways.   


You'll get on her nerves with your antics as much as she gets on yours with her neediness and wanting to spend time with you.  Compromise.



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Reply #81 on: May 18, 2016, 12:29:52 AM
I have known needy women that I couldn't stand, however, if you give a full measure of loving, and that includes simple touching, cuddling, being close to and with, you will reap a full measure back.

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Reply #82 on: June 02, 2016, 04:10:36 AM
Admit to her when she is good at something, including when she is better at something than you.   Don't let your masculinity feel threatened and make it a goal to become better at it than she. 

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Reply #83 on: June 02, 2016, 04:16:14 AM
Always treat her as your equal, even when being chivalrous.

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Reply #84 on: June 03, 2016, 05:23:50 PM
Know how to take rejection like a man.  Don't be one of those assholes that starts bad talking her....because in the long run doing that will only make you a bigger asshole. 



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Reply #85 on: June 03, 2016, 05:39:56 PM
/sarcasm on

When a woman turns down a man it's obvious she's a lesbian.

/sarcasm off

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Reply #86 on: June 18, 2016, 05:25:12 PM

The Code of Man



Thanks, Toe. This is very funny  ;)





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Reply #87 on: June 19, 2016, 12:33:24 AM
I suspect it is also quite true.

My dad refers to the secret code of military toughness, which seems to be similar.

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Reply #88 on: June 19, 2016, 12:47:15 AM
It takes a strong, tough, good man to do the right thing and endure being called Princess.

Tell your boys that.

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Reply #89 on: June 19, 2016, 01:06:34 AM
The most serious violations of guy code will result in the revocation of your man card.



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Reply #90 on: June 19, 2016, 02:02:38 AM
A real man don't need no steenking card.

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Reply #91 on: June 19, 2016, 02:06:45 AM
No, you're thinking of badges.  We don't need no steenking badges.



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Reply #92 on: June 19, 2016, 02:13:35 AM
No I meant cards

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Reply #93 on: June 19, 2016, 11:21:34 AM
I will tell you (and this is breaking guy code a bit) if you are out at the bar with your buddies and forget your man card you have to buy all the drinks.

First rule of guy code, you don't talk about guy code.



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Reply #94 on: June 19, 2016, 02:36:58 PM
First rule of guy code, you don't talk about guy code.

Then "why" are we talking about it...??
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Reply #95 on: June 26, 2016, 11:47:13 AM
The first couple of licks are all sweat and piss, but the rest is good eatin'.



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Reply #96 on: July 07, 2016, 02:54:10 PM
Never forget an important date.   Birthday, anniversary, etc.

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Reply #97 on: July 07, 2016, 03:08:03 PM
Never forget an important date.   Birthday, anniversary, etc.

Exactly.....tattoo it if you have to dammit! 



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Reply #98 on: July 07, 2016, 03:18:43 PM
Never be afraid to say "I'm Sorry" to any girl.
And that goes with saying "I Love You", anytime anywhere, for any reason.


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Reply #99 on: July 07, 2016, 03:59:08 PM
Never forget an important date.   Birthday, anniversary, etc.

Giving a gift doesn't always have to mean expensive presents sometimes less is more.