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toeinh20

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on: June 02, 2015, 01:57:17 AM
Don't ever, ever, *ever*, waste your time, money, or energy on a *cunt*.
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Reply #1 on: June 02, 2015, 01:58:43 AM
Don't fuck crazy, because crazy will fuck you.

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joe_and_michelle

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Reply #2 on: June 02, 2015, 03:18:19 AM
Don't change yourself to make someone else happy, especially the woman mentioned in the first post of this thread.


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Reply #3 on: June 02, 2015, 03:34:17 PM
Quote from: toeinh2o on June 02, 2015, 01:57:17 AM
Don't ever, ever, *ever*, waste your time, money, or energy on a *cunt*.

There's got to be a story behind this.

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.

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Reply #4 on: June 02, 2015, 03:44:16 PM
Make sure you can spell!  ;D


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Reply #5 on: June 02, 2015, 04:31:42 PM
Quote from: toeinh2o on June 02, 2015, 03:59:27 PM
Shake it twice when you're through pissing.  Any more than that is playing with yourself.

No matter how you wiggle;
No matter how you dance—
The last little drop
Always lands in your pants!


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Reply #6 on: June 02, 2015, 06:49:38 PM
Learn Tolerance towards all things in Life.

Love,
Liz


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Reply #7 on: June 02, 2015, 06:52:09 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on June 02, 2015, 06:49:38 PM
Learn Tolerance towards all things in Life.

Love,
Liz


All things?
Um, no. 
I taught mine never to tolerate someone picking on someone else; never to tolerate bullying and rude behavior.  You don't have to be a bore about confronting bad behavior, but NEVER tolerate it.  Period.


Bexy

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Reply #8 on: June 02, 2015, 06:53:47 PM
Stay away from all girls called Wendy.


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Reply #9 on: June 02, 2015, 07:27:57 PM
Every home requires a drawer containing candles, matches, superglue and duct tape.


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Reply #10 on: June 02, 2015, 08:12:17 PM
When dishing up your food at dinner, save some for seconds.


joe_and_michelle

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Reply #11 on: June 02, 2015, 09:10:20 PM
Measure twice, cut once.   


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Reply #12 on: June 02, 2015, 09:13:04 PM
Quote from: joe_and_michelle on June 02, 2015, 09:10:20 PM
Measure twice, cut once.   

Else you just measure to size, and hammer to fit.


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Reply #13 on: June 02, 2015, 10:23:37 PM
Don't ask questions that you know the answer will make your head hurt  (Old Army maxim, ie, Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies.)

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.

Bexy

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Reply #14 on: June 02, 2015, 10:29:20 PM
The only woman in your life who will love you unconditionally is your mom.


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Reply #15 on: June 02, 2015, 11:35:10 PM
Quote from: Bexy on June 02, 2015, 10:29:20 PM
The only woman in your life who will love you unconditionally is your mom.

You've never met my mother!



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Reply #16 on: June 03, 2015, 10:20:28 AM
Quote from: toeinh2o on June 03, 2015, 12:40:33 AM
Quote from: IdleBoast on June 02, 2015, 11:35:10 PM
Quote from: Bexy on June 02, 2015, 10:29:20 PM
The only woman in your life who will love you unconditionally is your mom.

You've never met my mother!



Nor mine...  :emot_laughing:

LOL. Well, alright, some mothers are horrible, but I don't think my son will think I'm that horrible.


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Reply #17 on: June 03, 2015, 02:31:00 PM
Always check your fly is up - ALWAYS!


Bexy

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Reply #18 on: June 03, 2015, 07:08:18 PM
As long as we are in the clothing department: you can't wear Nike forever and square toed shoes make you look like an idiot. Buy at least two decent pointed leather pairs and maintain them with oldfashioned shoe polish.







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Reply #19 on: June 03, 2015, 07:11:39 PM
Quote from: Bexy on June 03, 2015, 07:08:18 PM
As long as we are in the clothing department: you can't wear Nike forever and square toed shoes make you look like an idiot. Buy at least two decent pointed leather pairs and maintain them with oldfashioned shoe polish.


Better yet....Wear Cowboy Boots, they are always in fashion (somewhere.. :D ).
Love,
Liz


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