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Reply #40 on: March 06, 2016, 01:46:22 PM
One word: dresses.

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Reply #41 on: March 06, 2016, 02:51:24 PM
One word: dresses.

One word: dressgasm.



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Reply #42 on: March 08, 2016, 03:15:22 PM


If you could, you would.  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #43 on: March 08, 2016, 04:03:29 PM


If you could, you would.  :emot_kiss:


Sure I would. I've been told my mouth is the closest thing to heaven that actually exists :roll:



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Reply #44 on: April 08, 2016, 02:43:19 PM
How often do I masturbate?

Daily, if not more.



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Reply #45 on: April 21, 2016, 07:30:45 AM
I miss masturbating... I used to do it twice a day right up till I was half way to 36 then I got with my my future wife. Im not allowed, kinda of a holyroller and it's cheating on her  :'(.
The sex is great when we have it, but it can be a week or 2 or 4 depending on her health(slightly handicapped and in good deal of pain sometimes)

Sometimes(not often enough but an accident may happen) I get to rub one out



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Reply #46 on: April 21, 2016, 11:57:17 AM
No. I have a remote, water-proof vibrating egg. Variable pulse capability and a steady vibrate setting. So if I need a special touch, I have it.

The purse is large so I can carry all the rest of my crap. And believe me, I was trained by my mother to carry EVERYTHING I need for a day, or for emergencies.

Keys, wallet, tissues, sunglasses, tampons, a clean panty in a plastic bag, makeup, iPhone, portable battery and cable for iPhone emergencies, pistol holster for when I carry, small pad of note paper, automatic pencil and a pen, cleaning cloth for the sunglasses, and whatever else gets thrown in.

*Crawls in Katies purse*



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Reply #47 on: April 21, 2016, 06:18:39 PM
No. I have a remote, water-proof vibrating egg. Variable pulse capability and a steady vibrate setting. So if I need a special touch, I have it.

The purse is large so I can carry all the rest of my crap. And believe me, I was trained by my mother to carry EVERYTHING I need for a day, or for emergencies.

Keys, wallet, tissues, sunglasses, tampons, a clean panty in a plastic bag, makeup, iPhone, portable battery and cable for iPhone emergencies, pistol holster for when I carry, small pad of note paper, automatic pencil and a pen, cleaning cloth for the sunglasses, and whatever else gets thrown in.

*Crawls in Katies purse*

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Reply #48 on: April 21, 2016, 07:18:33 PM
My rule is three square meals a day, 5-6 cups of coffee, 1-2 alcoholic beverages, a short nap anytime I can get one, and at least one good cum a day, two on a good day. If you can find a partner for any of these indulgences, so much the better.



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Reply #49 on: April 22, 2016, 02:06:14 AM
My rule is three square meals a day, 5-6 cups of coffee, 1-2 alcoholic beverages, a short nap anytime I can get one, and at least one good cum a day, two on a good day. If you can find a partner for any of these indulgences, so much the better.

Well, that's certainly a productive day.



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Reply #50 on: April 22, 2016, 05:32:27 AM
Far less than I used 2. At my age I am only good for sex 2-3 times a week. Maybe because we have been doing it for over 35 years or maybe it's just age. Either way, I'd much rather save it and make love to "T" than go solo!



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Reply #51 on: June 29, 2016, 08:32:35 PM

i'm with you Pineman, seems once i cum i'm done for the day, so depends on if I feel there is a chance wifey will be in the mood or not

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Reply #52 on: February 25, 2017, 06:54:59 PM
Whenever I can.



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Reply #53 on: March 02, 2017, 07:12:55 AM
Usually once, if I find 3-4 hours free.

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Reply #54 on: March 02, 2017, 03:17:48 PM
Usually once, if I find 3-4 hours free.

Okay, I'll need clarification on this one, if you're up for explaining.

So, once a day, right?    But why the need for 3-4 hours?   Do you 'edge' and keep your party going on for that long?

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Reply #55 on: March 02, 2017, 05:58:48 PM
Well, you see, the movie is about 90 minutes long and sometimes you want to watch the sequel just to see the out cum  ;D ;D

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Reply #56 on: March 21, 2017, 09:33:37 PM
I masturbated this morning and yesterday. I often masturbate if I have a hard time getting to sleep. But really I really do not need much of a reason . do you.



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Reply #57 on: March 25, 2017, 03:44:49 PM
I masturbated  again to day 4 times this week



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Reply #58 on: August 12, 2018, 12:07:43 AM
How often do you masturbate and is it to much?

What do you like to masturbate too and when?

Have you ever been caught by anyone?

For me it’s everyday, most mornings and evenings in bed while looking at pics and reading stories.
Last time I was caught it was by my son and his wife while I was watching a porno and I didn’t see them until after I had come and they had said hello.


« Last Edit: August 12, 2018, 12:10:44 AM by wayne3218 »



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Reply #59 on: September 30, 2018, 06:10:10 PM
A couple times a week. If the wife is out of town, maybe three - four times a day.