How often do you masturbate?

[MintJulie]

 

OH GEEZ.  I just don't want to see that, but I can't help looking.   That is gross, but funny.

[ozjohn39]

3x a day when i was at my peak of 16.
At 81 I am now down to once every 5 to 10 days, averaging about 7 days.
Thanks to the internet porn and Viagra!

[312capri]

84 everyday!

[Littlebit]

Question, is rubbing, for a girl, her clit considered masturbating. Or is there another word for it?

[_priapism]

Question, is rubbing, for a girl, her clit considered masturbating. Or is there another word for it?

Oh my, I certainly hope so! 

Or you could say...

1. Ménage à moi
2. Paddling the pink canoe.
3. Finger painting.
4. Visiting the safety deposit box.
5. Dialing the rotary phone.
6. Auditioning the finger puppets.
7. Womansplaining yourself.
8. Engaging in safe sex.
9. Getting lost in the deep end. 
10. Jillin' off.
11. DIY time. 
12. Doing a Meg Ryan.
13. Fanning the fur.
14. Girls' night in.
15. Checking the undercarriage. 
16. The downstairs D.J.
17. Buttering your muffin.
18. Visiting the bat cave.
19. Knitting.
20. Diddling Miss Daisy.
21. Playing the piano.
22. Rubbing the bump.
23. Polishing the pink acorn.
24. Finding the finger holster.
25. Making my legs shake (wifey’s).

[Shiela_M]

You forgot "triple click the mouse" 

It all depends on if I'm seeing anybody at the time.

[MintJulie]

Question, is rubbing, for a girl, her clit considered masturbating. Or is there another word for it?

Oh my, I certainly hope so! 

Or you could say...


21. Playing the piano.

#Fake
You made this one up just for me.  Because you know I play the piano daily.  You know I've been playing the piano for 33 years. 
hahaha goof!

[MissBarbara]

Question, is rubbing, for a girl, her clit considered masturbating. Or is there another word for it?

14. Girl's night in.

[watcher1]

21. Playing the piano.

#Fake
You made this one up just for me.  Because you know I play the piano daily.  You know I've been playing the piano for 33 years. 
hahaha goof!

Would that be a C Major or a C Minor one would touch? 

[Cfarley11]

At 45, I still like to masturbate. 3-4x/week. About 1/2 the time, I stop just short of orgasming and just enjoy the sensations. I like being "on edge" and sensitive for a few hours afterwards. Anyone else relate to that? Maybe I'm just different.

I remember talking about "blue balls" when I was younger and dating, but remember it being more of a complaint than actual physical pain.   (I'm married, but just have a higher sex drive than my wife. The sex is amazing, by the way, just not enough. Besides, sometimes, it's easier to just take care of myself, than spend three hours for sex.)

[MintJulie]

21. Playing the piano.

#Fake
You made this one up just for me.  Because you know I play the piano daily.  You know I've been playing the piano for 33 years. 
hahaha goof!

Would that be a C Major or a C Minor one would touch? 

I tickle them both, Rick.

If you want a sex piano joke, I've heard them all.

What's better than roses on your piano?  Tulips (two lips) on your organ!

[_priapism]

Question, is rubbing, for a girl, her clit considered masturbating. Or is there another word for it?

14. Girl's night in.

Maybe at your house...

Question, is rubbing, for a girl, her clit considered masturbating. Or is there another word for it?

Oh my, I certainly hope so!  

Or you could say...


21. Playing the piano.

#Fake
You made this one up just for me.  Because you know I play the piano daily.  You know I've been playing the piano for 33 years.  
hahaha goof!

Actually that was an article I found online.  I’d love to tickle your ivories.  I have a naughty magazine in my backpack...

[MissBarbara]

Question, is rubbing, for a girl, her clit considered masturbating. Or is there another word for it?

14. Girl's night in.

Maybe at your house...

Exactly.

And did you notice how I moved the apostrophe over one letter?

[_priapism]

Question, is rubbing, for a girl, her clit considered masturbating. Or is there another word for it?

14. Girl's night in.

Maybe at your house...

Exactly.

And did you notice how I moved the apostrophe over one letter?

Yes my dear.  You underestimate my powers. 

[idody6223]

Because my mind are full of dirty things and it torturing me.. I masturbated depending on how iam fit..  In a day Maybe 4 - 5 times iam jacking off.. In the Morning.. Afternoon.. In the night.. Dusk.. Or dawn... But if i feel tired.. Not just a single days iam jacking off.. All i do is sleeping..

[DJSteeltoe]

These days, whenever I want. I even look at porn on a second laptop while I am on a video conference call.

[Shiela_M]

Because my mind are full of dirty things and it torturing me.. I masturbated depending on how iam fit..  In a day Maybe 4 - 5 times iam jacking off.. In the Morning.. Afternoon.. In the night.. Dusk.. Or dawn... But if i feel tired.. Not just a single days iam jacking off.. All i do is sleeping..

So as long as you're feeling good, you masturbate 4-5 times a day? That's quite a bit. As I said before, if I'm seeing somebody it is significantly less. Two weeks ago, I didn't do it all, last week once...

Now that I think about it, guys count them by how many times they do it, but theyre done after climax, then go again. So how should I count it? By "session"? One.  Or by Orgasm? 2-3.

I was slapping the slit skittle last night, had two orgasms though. (Another one for you list Toe )

[_priapism]

I think of “having sex” by session, but the “how many times did you cum” is definitely by orgasm. I’m going to make a big sticky mess now mommy. 

[Sarah_1964]

When I am on my own, which is quite often at the moment, I usually do it every night at least.

[Pundaregan]

Am 71 yrs I do 5 times a week sometime twice in a night