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Offline Asmodel

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Reply #135 on: June 06, 2022, 05:02:26 AM
You'll be the hottest granny in the nursing home. The orderlies will be left gasping for air in the hallways. :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
That is, if they haven’t already been knocked unconscious out of excitement! ;D

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Reply #136 on: June 06, 2022, 05:10:27 AM
You'll be the hottest granny in the nursing home. The orderlies will be left gasping for air in the hallways. :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
That is, if they haven’t already been knocked unconscious out of excitement! ;D

Going to have to get shocks installed on my wheelchair... my god, what is wrong with me? 🤦‍♀️
« Last Edit: June 06, 2022, 05:39:22 AM by Shiela_M »

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Reply #137 on: June 06, 2022, 05:35:17 AM
Going to have to her shocks installed on my wheelchair... my god, what is wrong with me? 🤦‍♀️
um… who’s what?  ???

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Reply #138 on: June 06, 2022, 01:31:26 PM
For instance, tonight will be probably twice because of the very attractive older lady walking around the grocery store with a skirt so short, her pussy lips hung out. 😋😋😋😅

Grannies need loving too. And it’s fun because they are a little embarrassed by their horniness. So you can slut shame her and make her do most anything.  They think every sexual encounter might be the last, so why hold back?  👵🏻👵🏻👵🏻

I would have absolutely NO qualms about bedding that Betty. And I did say older, but I should have clarified I didn't mean the "Golden Girls" house old. More like the type that refuses to admit she's gotten older and dresses like her slutty 20's kept going into her slutty 60's. (Nice mom fantasy, now that I think about it).

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Reply #139 on: June 09, 2022, 06:46:46 PM
In the past I would rub one out every two or three days. Lately, I don't masturbate. I want Mrs JBRG to get it all. After I'm in her, I give her a choice - husband experience or boyfriend experience. The difference is the husband experience has me cumming in her and for the boyfriend experience I cum on her. Lately, it's been a lot of boyfriend experience because we've been fucking in the middle of the afternoon.

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Reply #140 on: June 22, 2022, 05:19:08 AM
I've gone twice today because I've been drinking, I'm hot for it, and I can't seem to get my hands, mouth, growler on Allan.

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Reply #141 on: June 23, 2022, 03:20:03 AM
I did today.  We did some work outside and then we're by the pool. I went in the house and it was so cool inside.  I poked my head back out and told Dan I wasn't feeling good and was going to lay down.  He stayed out to watch 'A' and a neighbor friend.  I locked the bedroom door and got out of my swimsuit.  I fantasized about someone (not Dan) as I used a toy.  It was wonderful.  After, I slipped on a tank top  and shorts and took a midday nap. 

First time in a month I think. 

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Reply #142 on: June 23, 2022, 03:29:51 AM
I fantasized about someone (not Dan) as I used a toy.  It was wonderful.

Lucky Tom Brady  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #143 on: June 23, 2022, 03:43:02 AM
I fantasized about someone (not Dan) as I used a toy.  It was wonderful.

Lucky Tom Brady  :emot_kiss:

I should add.....and it wasn't even a male. 

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Reply #144 on: June 23, 2022, 04:02:34 AM
I fantasized about someone (not Dan) as I used a toy.  It was wonderful.

Lucky Tom Brady  :emot_kiss:

I should add.....and it wasn't even a male.

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Reply #145 on: June 23, 2022, 09:49:59 AM
I did today.  We did some work outside and then we're by the pool. I went in the house and it was so cool inside.  I poked my head back out and told Dan I wasn't feeling good and was going to lay down.  He stayed out to watch 'A' and a neighbor friend.  I locked the bedroom door and got out of my swimsuit.  I fantasized about someone (not Dan) as I used a toy.  It was wonderful.  After, I slipped on a tank top  and shorts and took a midday nap. 

First time in a month I think. 
I fantasized about someone (not Dan) as I used a toy.  It was wonderful.

Lucky Tom Brady  :emot_kiss:

I should add.....and it wasn't even a male. 
woo!

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Reply #146 on: June 23, 2022, 10:06:18 AM
Since a week or two, I'm back to my usual rhythm (3-4 times a week or so).  I don't have a real life sex partner, so masturbation is my sex life.
Before up until said two weeks, not much had been happening for weeks.  Not for lack of trying, nor lack of lust, just nothing happened while fapping.  I figure the cocktail of blood sugar, cholesterol and blood pressure  meds took it's tole.  I was getting close to accepting I would really need Viagra to get things going again.
I guess my body got used to the meds (or my hornyness just overcame whatever the meds were doing), because (like I said) my "sex" life is getting pretty much back to normal.
Yesterday afternoon I had a most mutually satisfying experience with a young, hot, small titted, cam girl.  ;D

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Reply #147 on: June 28, 2022, 11:41:08 AM
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Reply #148 on: June 28, 2022, 07:06:45 PM
For the past five years I have been here, almost three times daily. You all are sexy af. And this past weekend I attempted to turn my house into a Jackson Pollack painting. Since I was home alone, and perpetually horny. Doctor put me on some testosterone, because I complained of a lack of energy, so now I feel as horny as I did as a teen. I almost ravished the widow across the street when she brought back some pots my wife lent her.

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